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sissykerri: sissyspot: Thats right boys dont fight it. Theyll fuck your masculinity out and fill u full of cum like a good gurl. i LOVE being fucked bare and bred.
dingoinnuendo: people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”.
thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON
thumbcramps: maybe theyll cancel each other out and vanish from reality
ammit420: macguyber: ammit420: *white highschooler voice* im just honest w/ my parents about my drinking and smoking and they respect that. forreal dude you should just tell your parents straight up what you’re doing and theyll appreciate it :)
neurocyte: maybe if i neglect my responsibilities long enough theyll just go away
tswesting: On the other hand one day i cna atleast have great fake ones like these, and theyll be just as big and perky and perfect :D #sissyconsolations
thekatitube:DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU
rowantheexplorer: gorgonsach: justgfy: gorgonsach: x Unions are trash. Theyll Destroy a whole company for firing a shitty worker. unions are the reason you aren’t paid 2.50 an hour with steel beams about to bust ya head open shut up lol Unions
iadoretyleroakley:blackfairypresident:i noticed that alot of queer kids feel like they have to tell their friends and family that theyre queer. even if theyll be rejectedand i want to remind u all that nobody is entitled to knowing your romantic, sexual
eggito:caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve
dogg–o: the funny thing about guys who are really sexist and traditionally masculine is that sometimes you can tell them theyre just not as intelligent and emotionally advanced as you and theyll just..take it “sorry baby i cant help myself”
misterjandharley: thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL
sirlightbulb: Your parents were right; Don’t talk to strangers on the Internet, because you will become friends with them, theyll reveal themselves to be perfect people, and then you’ll fall in love with them, even though the live on the other side
kimlennox: #it’s like some sort of child assessment to see what theyll do and jensen was the emo kid that snuck a knife in and murdered the poor thing
speaking of felines, i ordered the whole lion king trilogy on blu ray <3333ive had the 1995 and 1998 vhs tapes since they came out this whole time, and some burned cds my dad made for me a few years back when they were on tv and ive been having a
ozei: this isnt great but idc i love and miss all the witches even though half of them died theyll always have a special place in the ahs section of my heart
4realswing: Myst and mike wanted to share this set with us of a friend giving all pleasure to myst. They want to know what you guys think. Please comment. The more you do the more theyll share
mond0: pro tip: make your password “im gay” so even if someone knows it theyll never be able to get on your account unless they say that theyre gay
curtaww-photo: higher-archy: shatter bong rips A complete dab gif… finally I can show people in my area and have a decent enough video theyll understand.
condorn: IT REALLY SUCKS WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE MORE THAN THEYLL EVER LIKE YOU
dadslittlekitten:take pictures of me record me while you fuck me show it to your friends maybe theyll fuck me with you
doafhat: Womp womp waaaaaaaaaah!
teyuss: tamorajeancalhoun: never ever ever ever call an irish person “british” that is all its like calling a canadian american but theyll rip your face off instead of correcting you
thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FREAKING STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU
boopsombra: hollyweed is like hollywoo in bojack horseman but you know theyll fix it and not be as cool about it
nnyeh: pennyandjennys: From my grandma. I have never in my life been so scared of opening a present. It’s like the beginning of a horror movie. they said theyll reveal this if it gets 50,000 notes and i really wanna kno what this is
kariyas: caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve
stropping: do u think theyll hire me
yourdeaddarling:BUT SERIOUSLY SOMEDAY YOURE GOING TO WAKE UP AND YOULL BE IN A HOUSE IN A COMFY BED UNDER A NICE SOFT QUILT YOU DRAGGED YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE INTO A STORE TO GET AND YOULL TURN OVER AND THEYLL BE THERE SLEEPING AND YOULL REMEMBER BACK WHEN
sulliman34 replied to your post “So when is Nintendo gonna announce Daisy in her Strikers…” nintendo doesnt like daisy i think cause theyll make dark pit its own character but daisy goes pasty peach Stop killing my dream! lol Now I need to
