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hootie-who: No Dad… you can’t go to work. You’re too stupid now. Besides when you started to transform in the office and everyone had that orgy , they were a bit embarassed to keep you around. Now, you asked the gypsy to make you a ‘Young Fuckmachine’
lixpex:Best Of lixpex: One moment, they were a bunch of nerds who found a weird figurine for sale at the comic book convention and made a wish. Next moment, the convention was a fitness expo, and they… (via drwannabe) (Originally posted on April
dumbbro: What’s the matter? Is this not what you wanted? This is your wish isn’t it? Funny thing about wishes, they have unlimited potentiality even when you are specific. You wanted to be more attractive, you got it. When you came to “research”
itsflyinglikeadragon: He had downloaded an app he had heard about quite a bit by his friends, “Wish”. He had also heard rumours that while it was a simply anonymous app for posting wishing, occasionally they would get granted. But surely that was
What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried
I think In and Out was actually one of the first places i went to after i got out of the airport, they had pink lemonade! that was really interesting we don’t have that in NZ that i know of. And I have seen so many McDonalds since i’ve been
nakedthoughtfortoday: It’s a gas how many people say they wish they were me as they walk by.
I wish I could meet some one who will listen to me ...Listen to my problems and my achievements and then help me think of my future ....Some one who won't be afraid to tell me how they are feel and how they've felt , some one won't bring me down mentally
2jam4u:domyinyay: #BLACKOUT A Black woman & her hair… Her crown, her versatility! I love how we are so versatile! Love that they want OUR features! Love that they wish they can obtain BLACK BEAUTY! Love to all my sisters…goddesses…QUEENS.
true-pain: I’m being framed, Jason. Spencer, Emily, Aria, Hanna, they are all working together. They wish I never came home and now they want me gone. You have to believe me. I did not kill Mona.
One of my friends sent me an email today and I just had to quote a section from it: Porn stars are sexual athletes. People watch the olympics to see the best do what they wish they could do. They can run and jump themselves, but not at that level.
Gems are not men.Gems are not women.Gems are gems.They can have vaginas. They can have penises. They can have both. They can have neither. They can have something else entirely. Genitals do not decide gender.Assuming that it is more valid for gems to
sarahsequins: I love my dog. If ever I cry, he collects up dirty socks and brings them to me. They’re his favourite thing in the world and they make him happy, so they’ll make me happy too. He’s a good boy.
maxinesarahart: People who get their period do not need to be embarrassed. They do not need to be ashamed. They do not need to be sorry. Our bodies should not be a source of shame. Or a source of stigma. It’s time to end period shaming.
they keep making these new quarter series with boring stuff like states and landmarks and i’m like why don’t they make something I wanna collect so i’m gonna mail this to the us treasury wish me luck america
scrapes: STOP vines like this kind of make me wish i was a white hillbilly, and then im like “lol no”
watchtheskytonight: bilbowatsonholmes: I am so happy for them. Look at all they’ve been through, and now they finally are allowed to get married like they wished. How could you ever deny this? They are so cute together I can’t
I’m so tired of people thinking they’re more open-minded than they actually are. This happens a lot at the school I’m working at. Teachers swear up and down that they are pro-choice or marriage equality, or other social issues, but
samson-sl: Once you have been taken captive and completed the basic training, you will then be brought out for inspection by the potential buyers. They will inspect you however they wish so that they can make an educated bid during the auction.
dermatillorama: hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad
femslasherproblems: Femslasher Problem #59 - When the Rule 63 m/m version of a f/f pairing is more popular than the actual f/f pairing. and then they tag/list it under the female characters because fuck you, that’s why Even giving that it is
Y'know, I really like how in that old Buzz Lightyear of Star Command cartoon they named the robot vampire NOS-4-A2. They could’ve been lame and went with some Dracula pun but they decided to reference something much more obscure and geeky. I love
incorrectrespectshippingquotes: Ash: I’d like everyone to take a moment to think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wish they were treated. Drew: What did you do, Ash?
steveholtvstheuniverse: catbountry: croog-boono: barkiel: mygamingconfessions: I don’t think people understand what they are saying when they wish they lived in the world of a video game. Would you really want to live in a place like Rapture—or
oliverbeastly:I woke up on the right side of the bed today!! To everyone who commends me for my dedication to the gym, they say they wish they had the motivation. I have days where I don’t want to get out of bed and go either. But the thing that gets
necianavine: They say they wish they had my confidence. But I’m always just hoping I don’t look as fat as I feel. I hide what I don’t like, I show you what I feel is safe to show you. They say I’m an inspiration. But I’m often completely numb,
To all the littles who’ve messaged me saying they wish they were here in St Barths with me. Be careful what you wish for…..:)Kinky Dreams, F&K
jacktwister: DOG DAYS OF SUMMER - Part 4 Because they bring us joy. Because they are at our mercy. Because they teach us kindness and compassion. Because they are voiceless. Because they wish us no harm. And because they are our companions. We will never
fatty-mcmia: burningveins: omgiaa: Gia Antoinette: 5’7”…Size 18… 250lbs I have so many people commenting on my pics and sending me messages saying that they “wish they were me”, that I’m “lucky” or they “wish they had my body.”
ayoaprell: theequeenpin:beautifulblackmen: OMFG. Not enough. OMFG. They sounded so sad too lol
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alyssaayaan: gregwuzhere: alyssaayaan: lovely-luvli-luffli: midgetcough: alyssaayaan: So what about y'all.. Y'all turning up this weekend? hell nope Don’t I wish, just babysittin🙄 I lowkey wanna babysit Come watch my bad ass kids lol, I
famousbeyoncefans: famousbeyoncefans: BOOST for Ebony Banks and help make her wish come true! ❤ #EbobMeetsBeyonce UPDATE!!!
wishing-on-teacups: team free will sketches
thestray: Some kids outside are playing car accident. I wish I would’ve got some video, but they were both in the car then they made it tip over and they started screaming help and then one of them crawled out of the pretend wreckage and died on the
theyellowbrickroad: i wish there was a definite way to know how somebody felt like you could just write their name into a database and find out what theyre feeling in that exact moment or how they feel towards you or how sad they generally are or how
neednt: viderudeath: kaworushin: i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do boys have to deal with girls on their periods shove a cactus in your anus buddy
destinedtobeunworthy: hiddensmirk: I want to be a Hobbit so badly. 1. You eat at least 7 times a day. 2. You’re short and cute. 3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby. 4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for
I was just watching “Wishful Thinking” episode. Do you know how much I wish that was real? I could wish for less stress in my life, a 4.0 GPA and to be beautiful. Do you know how exciting that would be?
discare: Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in
calamity-ashley:ryan404000:stormraven24:baelgrave:tetraghost:i wish birds brought ME presentsNo, but think about this.The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/
slutstiels: mishpala: #i wish i was human and you and i met at the grocery store #i wish you asked for my number and i wrote it down on your arm #i wish we could go on our first date and talk about ourselves #i wish we could kiss on the front porch
bendover4daddy: Daddy loves using the Hitachi on His baby girls. It always helps to remind them that their orgasms belong to Me, and that they should be careful what they wish for. I will ensure they KEEP on coming until they BEG for Me to release
domstoryteller: When a sub wants to apply to be my pet, they have a series of tasks they must complete first. One of which is to prove to me how badly they wish to be mine. This little slut, fucked herself and cummed in the library at her school multiple
masterofsissies: Some sissies who thought I was joking when I said I was going to lock them up until next month - they wish they never made that stupid bet with me when they were drunk….
2jam4u:domyinyay:#BLACKOUT A Black woman & her hair… Her crown, her versatility! I love how we are so versatile! Love that they want OUR features! Love that they wish they can obtain BLACK BEAUTY! Love to all my sisters…goddesses…QUEENS.fuck
5-and-a-half-acres: Fresh Cyclamen coum leaves. They stay alive right through the winter and they flower starting in January.
deadjosey: You see them everywhere. They’re bankers, lawyers, and teachers. They’re even in the military. Don’t be wary. If they wished you harm, you would have known by now. They’re here merely to live and live as one of us, as humans. Yet,
if they do something special, then i’ll tip tipping for just anybody? that shit’s for the birds. watching Reservoir Dogs. funny as fuck
Here, At Last, They Reunite
“Right now, there are people all over the world who are just like you. They’re lonely. They’re missing somebody. They’re in love with someone they probably shouldn’t be in love with. They have secrets you wouldn’t believe. They wish and
cuddills: Most people who say they wish they were dead don’t really mean it, What they mean is they want to be alive, dead is what they already feel.
mcdonaldsstaff: people who scream when they see their friends at school
tomhiddlestonswife: People saying that “wishing people merry christmas is shirk because you agree Jesus is the son of God.” So does that mean that when they wish us Happy Eid or Happy Ramadan that they believe that Muhammad is the Last Messenger??
queernuck: The sorrow of parents who drive their children to suicide is not valid. They are not mourning for their child, they are mourning for the child they wish they had.
loser2u: Str8 roommates are best. Treated like Kings and served as they wish when they wish
dragon8993 is an incredibly awesome person, they explained to me that they were sent the comic and didn't know the artist and that they had no intention of discrediting me and that they would immediately take down the post,all the while being incredibly
iridessence: queernuck: The sorrow of parents who drive their children to suicide is not valid. They are not mourning for their child, they are mourning for the child they wish they had. #and their image as a parent
The sorrow of parents who drive their children to suicide is not valid. They are not mourning for their child, they are mourning for the child they wish they had.
