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yourpleasureismygoal: gypsy-harlot: gentlemanstemptations: A thousand times yes. Where are the ladies who are confident enough to just DO this? I mean, do they exist?!? Yes we do! Come down here and I will so you. ;) I could die like this
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?” the one that doesnt move just stretch his neck to look over Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
kajirasecrets: birdemetutopya: Christian Coigny I’m a worrier..a thinker..a daydreamer…I bounce my thoughts off my cats…they are wiser than most humans and will keep my secrets until they die..
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myselfsquared: ✨ Star-Fallen Animated Short ✨ Bonus: They’re fine they are happy, no gays die, I will never ever kill my gays.
skellydun: how many spiderman movies can they make….how many times can uncle ben die…..when will they free peter parker from his own personal hellish groundhog day….
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bearded-daddy: These kind of kisses are the best. They’re not a want, they’re a need. Like Daddy needs your kisses right this very second princess and I just might die if I can’t have them. I will crave you so much when the time finally comes babygirl.
coelasquid: All the warboys that will inevitably be at ComicCon should congregate around the Christian protesters telling everyone they’re going to hell and every time they mention Jesus just be like “HE LIVED HE DIED HE LIVED AGAIN! HE WAS CARRIED
puzzlingsnark: “I think it hurts when a singer dies because at one point something they said gave you life. Some line they sung understood the deepest part of you. And you worry if anyone will be able to do that again.” — (via mindyoursami)
ryoji-dearest: ryoji-dearest: have you ever had the biggest fucking crush on someone and whenever they do anything or just exist you feel like you’re going to die because they’re so lovely and wow MERRI YOU ARE GOING DOWN THIS TEXT POST WILL BE
secretworkings: mymagicalstudy: *Watching a TV series and someone used the Thoth deck* *gets all excited* They pull the Death card… “someone is going to die” please They pull the Wheel of Fortune card….”you will be rich”pleaseThey pull
melaninmom: majiinboo: anthotny: Disgusting ass white people. It will never cease to amaze me how hard they try to miss the point. They’re mocking us i would’ve walked all over her and mistaken her for trash What police are dying outchea?
khiravaggio: khiravaggio: tumblr niggas: i literally hate black women and hope they all get violated and die and i’m willing to do that myself because they don’t deserve love or respect any person with a sense of decency: what the fuck is wrong
best-of-funny: lovability: conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days diamond the word you’re
chongoblog:xtec:artists when they die and get reincarnated as lobsters so they can see more colors this gif will be 1000 times better when I get reincarnated
bongfucker: i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
wantly: bambisociety: rosified: youthfairy: thug lyf yo no fucks were given at this picnic omfg who wants to come on a picnic with me?? bring a harness and your will I wonder if when they did this they mentally prepared themselves to die
4kaylum: datvikingtho: conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days diamond the word you’re
did-you-kno: If you die alone at home, your pets will eat you. Dogs might wait several days until they’re starved for food, but cats will likely eat you within a day or two. Source
oldirtyhank: whisperingrapture: My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy. yeah the old fucker is gonna die and the cat will begin to starve and probably eat his flesh, or just die because they let some old
coolgirlsdontlookatexplosions: The hate of men will pass and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people [...]
conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days diamond the word you’re looking for is diamond
My great aunt died today, and my family doesnt even think her husband will make it through the weekend, :( they said they think the only reason he’s held on this long is because of her, about a month ago we had to go take her to the ER or whatever,
megaman2: Let’s all just make jokes about die antwoord instead How many die antwoords will I need to screw in a lightbulb? None becaus they’re fuckin weird and I don’t want them in my house
bongfucker:i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
acciosmile-s: “People die every day. Friends, family. Yeah. We lost Harry tonight. Bud he´s still with us, in here. So´s Fred, Remos and Tonks. All of them. They didn´t die in vain. But you will. Because you´re wrong. Harry´s heart did beat for
francieum: fasterfood: don’t actually follow your dreams because they are figments of your imagination, and if you chase after a figment of your imagination you will eventually develop schizophrenia and die What they mean is that you should go and
“It doesn’t matter that Harry’s gone. People die every day. Friends, family. Yeah, we lost Harry tonight. But he’s still with us, in here. So’s Fred, and Remus, Tonks… all of them. They didn’t die in vain. But you will, because you’re
lovability: conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days diamond the word you’re looking for
chdori: every time this comes on my dash i watch it and every time it becomes even funnier than the time before and eventually it will be so funny that i will literally have an aneurysm and die. just they way she talks makes me want to drown her
mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
appreciate your pets, because one day you will have a weekend like mine, when it’s been weeks or even a year since they died and all you can do is cry because it still hurts to remember that they’re gone
rasec-wizzlbang: sourcefieldmix: soon enough they’re gonna run out of ideas to keep multiplayer fps’s interesting so the gimmicks will become more and more sadistic until it gets to the point where if you die in the game you die for real
andurile: if they cast that pasty white lizard actor from the fault in our stars or something for young Han Solo I will personally never be at peace until the day I die and then I will still continue to haunt Disney as a ghost
officialunitedstates: when people say some sort of food is an “acquired taste” what they really mean is the food is horrible and it will stay horrible but your mind will give up eventually after your taste buds start dying off
just-shower-thoughts: Young love is willing to die for your partner. Old love is willing to live longer than your partner so that they don’t have to grieve losing you.
lunalovegood2:Someday you’ll die and nobody will be worried about your weight anymore. They’re gonna be worried about how happy you were. They’re gonna tell stories about the time that you laughed and the time that you were silly and
akiseru: Will they die without water? They are just like me..