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my dogs sometimes run interference for each other. Like, one will distract me while the other one does something they know they’re not supposed to be doing. So, like, if one of them comes up to me randomly and tries to block my way or sit on me and
kyle-the-monkey: iguanamouth: alanaisalive: The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears. Anyway, the next night
marithlizard:brightlotusmoon:arahir:arahir:“don’t ship—” i will just be doing whatever the fuck i want actuallyI’m fucking sorry what-When they say the shipping discourse exploded, that is NOT usually what they mean
freedomforwhales: “When the whales at SeaWorld were played a sound recording of a group of whales made at sea, they all stopped moving in their tanks. Then one of them, Corky, began shaking violently. The tape was playing sounds of her family. “I
cepheid-variable-star: giraffepoliceforce: I’m just baffled that there are people out there who hate asexuals. They are literally doing nothing. They are literally doing no one. “What you’re not doing is an abomination”“Uh….”
the neo sploosh and eliter/creeper and victor thought they were slick lmao nice try kiddos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) don’t let anyone tell u inkbrushes are the worst weapons
i promised someone i’d play comp with them but i really……………………… don’t want to……………. like they’re really nice and stuff but i don’t want to play
unsaturated-mangravy: I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a women can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.
africanmelanin: Prime example above. Like I Been saying, Always Say, and Will Continue to say, Taking Actual Action Instead of Just Protesting Gets It DONE. You’ve Been Begging/Protesting For Ages, No Results. We know they shit on us. They know they
Don’t add kids. Them bastards like to cockblock.
kngshxt: its so crazy that non hood people can’t recognize the signs of a nigga bout too whoop they ass like they ain’t got them instincts. it was a video on my fb feed of these dudes arguing one dude was pulling up his pants up and had his head
mtsilveronrs: but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth Because them shits think they know everything, like they the only ones that know how to punch thru gums and every other tooth type is wrong so instead of punching thru facing down,
vaganja: myblueberrrynights:blksol:if you show someone the sun in your bones and they reject you you must remember. they hurt themselves this very same way. – unable nayyirahwaheed [they/them pronouns]*do not delete the caption* my sister <3
unfaggy: backdoorteenmom: unfaggy: when someone asks if they can borrow a pen but they dont return it Pens cost like 5 cents so youre one of those people who ‘borrow’ others pens without returning them
iwillbealoverofwords: funnybunchesofoats: drunkonfame: DON’T FUCKING HATE ON PEOPLE WHO ARE FANGIRLING I DON’T CARE HOW INSANE OR DRAMATIC THEY LOOK DO NOT FUCKING PUT THEM DOWN FOR BEING EXCITED OVER SOMETHING THEY’RE PASSIONATE ABOUT BECAUSE
laughterneverdies: casualfangirling: she-wants-the-doitsu: whendaybreaks: nicolasandthecage: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go are you okay They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land
shitshilarious: iliveinmattsmithspants: territorialcreep: itseasytoremember: whythefuckareyouromeo: 0ver-doze: omg they are so offended if you lick them back. Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick
ezruhkoenigs: so they put up these new signs at the ima and they make the whole thing feel very alice in wonderland kind of but the ones with words on them are really great
krazieleylines: typicalpony: How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t
drunkonfame: drunkonfame: drunkonfame: DON’T FUCKING HATE ON PEOPLE WHO ARE FANGIRLING I DON’T CARE HOW INSANE OR DRAMATIC THEY LOOK DO NOT FUCKING PUT THEM DOWN FOR BEING EXCITED OVER SOMETHING THEY’RE PASSIONATE ABOUT BECAUSE IT JUST MAKES
i-owe-you-a-journey: I’M SORRY BUT CAN WE JUST TAKE A SECOND AND TALK ABOUT HOW THEY LOOKED LIKE WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER I MEAN LOOK AT THEM
spoopyphilia: bloodyoathmate: My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
literaryghoul: unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they
Jensen jokes that filming is so long that when they get downtime he and Jared have to spend time with family to remind them of who they are.
anuvia: cinnamonfart: “OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM” Disney only does movies about white people. It’s disgusting How they never have any people of color from any other
gothamsnexttoprobin: charmancler: there are 2 sexes but a lot of genders. when a child is born, you have to take care of them as the sex they are because they are uncapable of understanding the difference between all the gender identities. it’s not
vickisaurusrex: “When I was your age, I had to deal without all these electronics.” That’s because when you were my age they didn’t exist. I bet my right arm if they had, you would have also wanted them very badly, so I don’t want to
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b: parenting tip making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you
lordcaliborn: i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like no no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
methlaboratories: ask any high school student what they wanna do once they leave high school and watch them cry right in front of you
bowsandbohs: natawhat: misandrist: People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit. Accurate.
rioliv: It never occurred to them…that sure,they never really had a roof and four walls…But they were never,in fact,homeless.
kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire: Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling
Movies touch our hearts and awaken our vision, and change the way we see things. They take us to other places, they open doors and minds. Movies are the memories of our lifetime, we need to keep them alive.*
pizzaboats: THEY LOOK SO PROUD!!! LOOK AT OUR bABIES! WE MADE THESE!!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE!! HAVE U MET OUR BABIES YET LOOK AT THEM!! BABY DOGGIES!!! THAT WE MADE!!!
jarpad: It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls but they were never, in fact, homeless.
assassinsdream89: awkward-fallen-angel: hotdamndemondean: #you think other angels ever hear dean’s prayers for cas and just about fall outta the clouds laughing (via dahliasheng) i also bet they ship them as much as we do They probably have a money
wasthatnotsideblog: just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that
jaredpadaleckicumstomatosauce: #Supernatural #it’s funny because they have totally different reactions whenever they get holy water sprayed at them #Dean just looks done #like ‘there we go again’ #while Sam is actually suprised and even offended
sedirktive: when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
ectoghostologist: i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
vixyish: ellidfics: cecilyjeanne: devil-whore-bitch: teandcrackers-deactivated202112: They’ve got civilians trapped. I love that while the avengers fought the aliens you also see them helping to evacuate people so they are safe. It’s not just
thewinchestercave: When it was clear, they’d park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood, and watch the stars… for hours… without saying a word. It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls… but
damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would
silverstags: please fucking support girls who find comfort in makeup and always use it because they don’t feel good without it, don’t tell them they should not use it. we do not use it to attract boys, we use it to feel good about ourselves. the
tabooshi:their-whistle-god:• protect religious lgbtq kids who are told they “have to choose”.• protect religious lgbtq kids who are told that their god can’t accept them as they are.• protect religious lgbtq kids who are disowned by their
kiriamaya:beneaththeforest: One thing I’ve learned: when people end whatever they’re saying with “idk, I’m probably not making any sense,” it usually means they are telling you something very close and personal to them, something that’s such
buckyy-barness:polyphonicbeauty:50 Years LaterBeautiful to see 50 years after they marched for voting rights a Black president is marching along side them to celebrate what they fought so hard to achieve.
threewayofthelord: Cas and Dean decide to take things slow because the want is part of what makes things so good between them. They touch and kiss and take their time when they meet up between cases. Cas is content to be able to watch over Dean again
evnw: animal-factbook: Raccoons never got a proper education in science and so they do not understand that some objects such as cotton candy will dissolve in water. please put them in school so that they will know
out-in-the-open: Talking about fans wanting a musical episodeI think it most certainly exemplifies the phrase Kim manners told me, which was, give them what they want in a way they wouldn’t expect it (x)
beallamy: Get to know me meme: → 3/10 » current celebrity crushes: jensen ackles.When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalogue ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made as many copies as they could and pasted them up
captioned-vines: rj4gui4r: The words of a generation [captions]“Listen, there’s too many people on the planet. Why are they locking up the condoms? Let them steal it! They should be giving this stuff away.”
jackalltimelow:STOP! TELLING! PEOPLE! THAT! NO! ONE! WILL! LOVE! THEM! UNTIL! THEY! LOVE! THEMSELVES! STOP! PLANTING! THE! IDEA! IN! PEOPLES! BRAINS! THAT! THEY! ARE! UNWORTHY! OF! LOVE! BECAUSE! OF! THEIR! OWN! STRUGGLE!
adrenaline: do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.
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