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captionstojerkby: There were so many embarrassing things about the picture. He was naked, obviously. And hard. And, yes, he had a dick in each hand. And, yes, when they emailed it out they’d photoshopped in a caption that said “DAVID HARDING IS A
indsubmale: amateur white wife fucking her BBC lover while husband films. at one point while fucking they are whispering to each other. couldn’t hear exactly what was said but the next thing you know her black lover pulls out of her and pulls the
She moved her things to a new handbag in front of you and both of you saw the pack of condoms. She smiled as she said that they were no longer necessary, and you just blushed. She left for her date, she was still smiling and you were still blushing.
50-shades-of-suicide: this could be a representative of someones life… they are holding onto the last thread, it only takes one more comment, one more negative thing said, one more put-down, for them to snap and have everything come crashing down,
orientalhotwife69: and its great to talk to women who said they would never dream of doing such a thing then have tried it and say its one of the most amazing experiences
skimmmmmilk: I can imagine some ruffled handsome man who said/did the wrong thing to the love of his life yesterday and now they’re done for good and he’s just meowing and pooing with life and idk this just really had me for a good two minutes.
dragonageconfessions: Confession: I don’t know if someone else has already said this, but if the companions are all in different places like in DA2 I hope they move around the room or building and are doing different things(reading a book, writing,
My sister said to tell you she couldn’t find your key, but that she’ll be back in a few days or so. Hey as long as you’re here, would you mind moving some things up to the attic for me? they’re kind of heavy.
slaverchronicles: It was their wedding day and the two had taken their vows, said goodbye to all their friends and we’re off on their two-week honeymoon. They just needed to stop by their apartment to pick up a few things for their trip, but I was
rasec-wizzlbang: frog-and-toad-are-friends: pan-pizza: Just to be clear, that wasn’t some sort of anti-Semitic thing in PPG, Bubbles said “No Me Gusta” and made that face. Yes Really. They didn’t even use the right face, it looks more like
femmenace-t: pervocracy: postwhitesociety: hm I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from: 1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many
curseworm: curseworm: people writing unfunny things and pretending they were written by bots is the equivalent of parents writing faux deep tweets and pretending their child said it “we know its old because its covered in cobwebs and voted for trump”
scarecrowmes: duxwontobey: curseworm: curseworm: people writing unfunny things and pretending they were written by bots is the equivalent of parents writing faux deep tweets and pretending their child said it “we know its old because its covered
iwilleatyourenglish: everyone has said and done problematic things in their lifetime. that’s a result of the society we live in, not necessarily a reflection of their character. what is a reflection of their character is how they react to being informed
wrathofthestag: You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?” I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they
lunatrap: Like i said, one good thing i can say about my body, is that the HRT gave me a little bit of hips and waist, is not much but im happy about it :)also, i need to cut my hair ends, i dont like how they look :(
nibbletteponyshark: Asksweetcream said: Iloveyourhoofses. Nibblette: they are really good for poking things and tiddly winks. ((Thank you for your ask sempai~-30~<3 this also features nath of the nightvanguard proudly showing off the bows she had
queenmegmasters: no but if anyone thinks they’ll actually reveal his name just to remind you “We must never know the Doctor’s name, what happened to his wife and family, and the real reason he left Gallifrey.” actual thing moffat said thank
I told my little sister they were making real cheeseburger backpacks and the first thing she said was “Is the cheese a pocket?”
look what arrived today! I ordered it on Ebay where the seller said it would be in stores around April (they were doing like an advanced sale thing).Its quite cute in person. Very soft. Also! I don’t know if you can see it on the picture but his gem
tryingmomentarily: @wolverineisalive said:11 for the OC meme! I’ve never thought hard about what they’re favorite animals are, so i did the animals i most associate them with! (same thing really haha)
masterprofessor: “Cover them not,” Yoda said. “For hidden things, revealed they must be.” And then, with a wave of his hand, the latest padawan began to learn why even the other Jedi called him “Master.”
kyo-is-precious:One thing I noticed in Fairy Tail, is that whenever the men are in some kind of trouble, they always think about that one friend that has inspired them the most on their journey and who has helped them become a better person. That said
boobiegreed: The funny thing is, the sales girl said she should go one size smaller! look like they are going to burst open,mmmmm.
shootmeadub: As much as I love Bomani, Mike, Michael Smith, Stephen A and Shannon Sharpe, I’ve yet to see them be reprimanded over the political and controversial things they’ve said in the same way Jemele Hill has these last few months. I mean Bomani
moonchild30: “The strangest thing I’ve noticed is that there are a lot of straight women who are fans of our relationship. I was sitting at a bar and two women approached me saying they were huge fans of the show. I said, “Can I ask you a question?
lionheadplaysanimalcrossing: THE PINK MOOSE SAID I BURNED HER TABLE, AND THAT I AM NO LONGER ALLOWED TO SELL THINGS AT HER “FLEA” MARKET. SHE IS BUT A FLEA TO MY COLOSSAL POWER. I NOW HAVE TO SELL MY FRUIT AND SEASHELLS TO THE TINY SQUIRRELS. THEY
genderqueerbarnes: upallnightogetloki: whatifigetbored: stevesbuck: captain america | crack!vid this is literally the most perfect thing I have ever seen The best part is that every single time I said “This is where they should’ve used ‘I
sunteaflower: My mom once said to me, “if you ever have car troubles but don’t know what the problem is, don’t take it in to a mechanic because they will try to sell you things you don’t need. Instead park yourself on the side of the highway,
nocoe-pron: So the Mock-Up cards are officially back like I said they would~! and from here on out it’ll be done with those sci-fi boys~The set theme this month (i’m hoping to try and make this a monthly or bi-monthly thing) is “Pool Party”
did-you-kno: The lines from My Uncle Oswald, where one character asks another how she managed to get a condom on a man: “How did you manage to roll the old rubbery thing on him?”“There’s only one way when they get violent,” Yasmin said. “I
lezbilicious: The new cleaning woman from Molly Mops was exceedingly thorough. She said that it was the way they did things in Poland.
valramorghulis: Listen, Haku. I don’t remember it, but my mom told me… Once, when I was little, I fell into a river. She said they’d drained it and built things on top. But I’ve just remembered. The river was called… Its name was the Kohaku
mikeyversace: supamuthafuckinvillain:mandatoryrollercoaster:Never ForgetThis should be the very first thing they teach u in customer service When I first started at Starbucks, one of the trainers pulled me aside and said “man, the customer isn’t
indsubmale:amateur white wife fucking her BBC lover while husband films. at one point while fucking they are whispering to each other. couldn’t hear exactly what was said but the next thing you know her black lover pulls out of her and pulls the condom
iamrushin: ddecatur: huffingtonpost: 18 Real Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said About Women And people are actually putting in votes for this man ^ cause the think the same way,cause they are all sick people.
donoteattheyellowsnow: Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I’d ever have to do, but they were wrong, this is. I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I’ll settle for being your favorite
inductionofautosadism: Vimeo said this was too much for their service, in retrospect they might be right. All of this is really a picnic in the park compared to the truly horrible things I do and don’t show you. This is me at 4/10. Keeping it light
sweetrole:Lydia, holding Scott’s hand over her stomach so he can feel the baby kick: sorry this is taking so long. They kicked for everyone else.Stiles: it’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.Malia: Top ten things stiles said
friendsoneepisodeonescene: ‘So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I’d ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys!
some people said that in the tags of that korrasamii pic of mine, that it was the first thing they saw/reblogged in 2015 and that made me really happy
iwantmybflikethis: Your hubby always said he ex gave way better blowjobs than you. It never made sense because you did all the right things, but then he showed you the video of the two of them from when they dated and it all made sense. And it made you
awed-frog: “Pirandello said once that we are, in reality, the juxtaposition of infinite, blurred selves. It’s so, and we can’t unblur all the selves. But we can recognize that they exist, and above all, we can let them look at things, remembering
You know that one video of the Torbjorn getting POTG by hammering a bastion? Well it turns out that one of the players on bastions team is in my class lmfao, he said it was probably one of the most embarrassing things ESPECIALLY when they found out
“He saw people for who they were. He knew things about us - the truth who we really are. In the end, he was talking about losing our humanity. He said this group was broken.”
chatterbeast-2 said: Wish I had this thing.There are actually a couple on ebay right now *looked out of curiosity*One is 赀~ish and the other is like 踰+Certainly not cheap… but they are out there for the serious collector!
