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hey-sass-butt: cucumbereyes: supernatural—std: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: klondike-bar-girl: musicalenchantment: I can never not reblog this. I am that fan. 50,000 notes! AMY YOU ARE BEST. AND YOU ARE FAMOUS. forever reblog. i think deep
natsubutart: IMPORTANT:If you are underage you can’t commission us NSFW things. You know why? It’s ILLEGAL and since we are adult we really risk a lot if they discover we sell ‘porn’ to underage people.Please don’t make things difficult for
kaciart: swaggermetimbers answered: They (any pairing of choice) are among company and should be sleeping but are doing… other things. Gotta keep quiet somehow~
cityswinger: I DID A THING (full view bc tumblr resizing is balls and Detail went into this. more than i usually do anyway)feat. my character The Id and neasura’s character Ee. they are mage trash and i love them both. PUT YOU EYE BALLZ ALL OVER THIS
cityswinger:Fallen London shenanigans w/ neasura aka Nerd Panics Over Time, Unforeseen Family Relations get rekt stirling you’re a grandpa now. deal with it.That moment where you adopt a con artist and your creator starts to freak out because they are
sketchyelk: Good to know that my crooked teeth are going to ensure I never get a date. Hey, on the other hand, my teeth are silly as hell, and I’m doing fine. Maybe it’s really about grammar, and then teeth.
I need to stop buying shirts I own too many shirts they no longer fit in my dresser I should buy more pants but pants are so boring I have never seen interesting pants
liein: Excuse me, but are you aware of how cute the ending theme to Cartoon Network’s Clarence is? Like, almost all of Cartoon Network’s shows have really lovely ending themes. They’re all nice, soft songs with some calming visuals backing
gargoyle-gal: im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no
flamingstar8: dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all their movies suck no emotional centerpiece at all nope or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes and they have no aesthetic appeal
gayniggaz: gayniggaz:i dont even bother trying to follow white lesbians on tumblr because they never follow back.. i hate the recommended pages lmfao shout out to all the lesbians that are dope as fuck and not stuck up because they get notes ✊🏾
its-a-geek-haven: dirtyblondemind: The sheriff and his deputies are on the job…. The fowlest desperadoes for yards around … They’re professionals, they never wing it…
coldtofire: lettingthewaterholdmedown: its-a-geek-haven: dirtyblondemind: its-a-geek-haven: dirtyblondemind: The sheriff and his deputies are on the job…. The fowlest desperadoes for yards around … They’re professionals, they never wing
I just remembered, before we had to give up D&D because we all got proper adult jobs, I had an idea for a campaign: Lagomorphic eco-terrorists, called Cuniculae, because rabbits are never the bad guys!
dubblebubble: those people who sit with you and help you rationalize all your negative thoughts and never yell or get tired and just stay with you until you feel less sad are the real angels of this world omg
bipolarstarscream: trans men are men even before they physically transition!!!!! even if they never physically transition!!!!!!!! trans men aren’t girls at any point in their journey!!!!!!!!!!!! i will fight you!!!
aoba is the cutest & sweetest dumpling in the world and deserves only the best.
jaba-the-slut: The wisdom from movies you never notice until they are transformed into a gifset.
lapfulofmisha: marbearflair: gaymommy: samisforsamurai: fuckingwhiskey: if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are
doctorsherlocklokison: captainmjolnir: I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood I mean seriously what do you think we do every month DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
kimpossibooty: OKAY TMI WARNING I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND THE BAR OF SOAP SLIPPED AND SHOT OUT OF MY HANDS AND NAILED ME RIGHT IN THE BALLS AND I FELL OVER IN THE TUB AND COULDN’T BREATHE NEVER BELIEVE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU MEN ARE STRONG WE ARE WEAK
winchesterstrenchcoat: “Your ships are never going to be canon, they’re obviously just frien-”
gaydicks420: kaguramutsuki: shoutout to those random peacocks you find in places that are probably unsuitable for a peacock to inhabit in the first place what the fuck kinds of lives are you guys leading. i’ve never seen a peacock in my life. where
halloweenatbakerstreet: It’s so sad. Most of my ships will never be canon because they’re gay, and also half of them are dead.
onlyblackgirl: I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd.
skhole2use: Sometimes when I fuck a faggot I literally rearrange organs…they are in pain for weeks and some of them walk funny for months…but they never forget when I split their faggot pussy in two
elvendashears: Make-UP by Elvendashears Levi and Mikasa tries to keep their relationship a secret, so they make it seem like they don’t get along much <3 This is what happens when I feed elvendashears cracky ideas. OHOHOHOHOHO AND I SHALL NEVER
eridude: dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all their movies suck no emotional centerpiece at all nope or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes and they have no aesthetic appeal at
poodlepussy: when people say they are going to send nudes but they never do
dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all their movies suck no emotional centerpiece at all nope or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes and they have no aesthetic appeal at all yeah
rabioheab: be careful who you talk to on the internet. you can never be sure of who they really are. they could be a dog randomly hitting it’s paws against the keyboard that is only typing coherent sentences by chance.
athleticmale37: I met these 2 College girls who are 21 years old who go to ASU at a bar thursday and they said they never had black cock before. Well.. i decided to make their fantasy come true by giving them this 45 year old black cock. All on camera
a-sadists-paradise: Making friends with fuck pigs at work is the best because they never suspect just how eager your are to rape them until it’s too late. Everyone in the office has been asking around for you, they think you took a leave of absence.
violent-rape-fantasies: Garages are perfect for raping clueless whores. They never see it coming, and they have nowhere to run.
jimmyfury: taurusprettyrising: push: tbh… IT’S TRUUUE THOOOO All the rich people in the notes trying to defend the truth of this by whining about how they were raised to save every penny (because obviously poor people are poor because they never
guardianofscrewingup:captainlordauditor:i-have-no-gender-only-rage:One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had
thedeliverygod:guardianofscrewingup:captainlordauditor:i-have-no-gender-only-rage:One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I
dumbass-oikawa: the-princeofblood: bucket-beanie: First year Slytherin kids crying in their dorms because they never wanted to be ‘evil’. Slytherin kids that are ignored, bullied and picked on by their former friends bc they got sorted into the
yukipri: Brother Complex? Or, the Hamada Bros are super close as they go about their daily college lives. Like, really close. Oh yeah, except, they never actually got to go to college together. *shot* I was going to add a horribly angsty extra,
sihthappens: It’s funny how small mistakes can turn into inspiration. My tips of my dreadlocks are starting to turn orange, which they never meant to be, but you know dreadlocks; they have their own ways.. I think it could be really cool to dip dye
godless-faith: systlin: neshtasplace: whyyoustabbedme: smh Trans women are WOMEN! There’s not lie at all! Look at all these happy radiant women, out here enjoying life. they never “used to be men” smh they were always women
tol yall these new niggas are crazy. they never seen jonny bravo thas y they cant deal with rejection. johnny got rejected every episode n he just iron his black tee n jump back in the game
bringonthew0nder: getoffmysheetmycroft: lastallianceofelvesandmen: escapedninja: Friendly reminder that Fili and Kili weren’t born until almost a hundred years after the fall of Erebor and are rescuing a home they never knew #a home they will also
roguesareth: darkvioletcloud: zanabism: Why…don’t fathers know how to apologize. Why can they never apologize and admit they were wrong why are all fathers like this My mom is exactly like this, and will even insist that I am in the wrong when she
nymusic68: athleticmale37: I met these 2 College girls who are 21 years old who go to ASU at a bar thursday and they said they never had black cock before. Well.. i decided to make their fantasy come true by giving them this 45 year old black cock.
mellowfoxy: mounted-and-owned: saythankyoumaster: Give them what they never expect. Give them that hard thick cock lodged deep in their little fuck holes. Two good little breeding sows with nice bouncing udders. They are happiest in their natural
equalaccountability: It’s hard to blame Tumblr for being upset over Chris Pratt’s tan. How are they supposed to know what a tan looks like when they never go outside?
slightystoopidd: It’s sucks having friends that are into stuff you aren’t into anymore and it sucks when they never invite you places And the next day they talk about it and ask why you weren’t there???
priestessamy:trans-mom:“that character can’t be trans they never say they are in canon” weak, pathetic, ignorant “any character can be trans because trans people arent aliens and lead lives just like their cis counterparts”
captainlordauditor:i-have-no-gender-only-rage:One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that
deathorcake: equius: people need to realize that not all transphobic remarks are intentional. if they don’t understand that what they’re saying is harmful, EDUCATE THEM, AND DO IT KINDLY. DON’T FUCKING RIP THEM A NEW ASSHOLE FOR SAYING SOMETHING
