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lexuswillow: This is an old family picture. My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women. I moved
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
lorassed: why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=stronghave u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and crykick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the facevagina not weakvagina strong
burgrs: baddogsrus: burgrs: if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit
canadia-n: kldzbop: what do bugs do for fun they ruin lives
I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh,
saidthebeatles: John: The odd kid in the class. There are a lot of those kids who identify with us. They don’t need the history of rock & roll. They identify with us as a couple, a biracial couple, who stand for love, peace, feminism and the positive
schoolgirllover: Why can’t people be really fucking spontaneous more often. Like why don’t people get on buses in the middle of the night to see someone or call them and say what they feel exactly how they feel it. It’s all fucking mundane shit,
northern-southerner: #why do i think it’s the most adorable thing when they can’t speak each other’s language so they give a thumbs up I love this. This is what the Olympics are about.
jesuislegrandefromage: gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs: They’re pouring latex on him to make a false chest. So that they can place the arc reactor prop in him and make it legitimately look like it’s embedded in is flesh and with tears and scar tissue.
ciggeret: theperksofbeing-a-fanboy: slashshipperinthetardis: ceruleanrabbitking: doctor-john: the-cosmic-life: I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS
lumos5000: thats-not-a-leaf-thats-page-one: Yes this is our future king and his pregnant wife having a wand fight, may I also point out that if they have a boy he’ll be the half-blood prince. bringing this back because they did have a boy and he
hellchesters: THE MAGIC BEGINS ϟ Favourite Wizarding Family ϟ Lovegood family The Lovegoods lived near Ottery St. Catchpole in Devon, England, close to Weasley and Diggory families. They were regarded as unusual by other wizarding families. Xenophilius
neurochemical: neurochemical: im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made
wanksclub: old people are so cute like are they sleeping? are they dead? i love them
bri-ecrit: gentlemanbones: #omg #what is this from From a Daily Show clip where they attempted to find out which state was the most aggressively anti-gay between Alabama and Mississippi. They paid a couple of actors to pretend to be a gay couple,
boomerrng: mistreat: it’s getting colder and darker and all i want to do is lay down with you all day you want to know what is cool about these posts? the fact that hundreds of people reblog them and they all have a certain some they thought about
believe-in-all-the-magic: They are going to be amazing people when they’re older
moonpie-11: tits-tats-and-kittycats: fantasticcatadventures: welcome 2 the hood i laugh every single time I see this shit they see me rollin’ they hatin’
fatbodypolitics: astrntsnst: satchmo88: sarlaccvagina: BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING just laughed for a solid five minutes True Fucking Story I legit hold these like they are a bomb flinching when I think they are going to open.
cheesewong: skullcrumpet: why did they hire a human actor to play a dragon youre right they should have hired a dragon
elodiathetyrant: they saw the opportunity and they fucking seized it.
enochianwarbirds: oversized hoodies you think they’re clothes but they’re actually wearable hugs
creduli: creduli: why do plus sized models have to be called “plus-sized” why can’t they just be called “models?” it’s like when they say “gay marriage” why can’t it just be “marriage” i’m so sick of society and their stupid
someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think maybe they should explain it to you
nomhiddling: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves *my little pony fans screaming in the distance*
jaclcfrost: hotels can’t be boring to me they’re just fun even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more
averagefairy: when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
ravenhairrubylips: bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: vardaesque: digigender: thechandelurequeen: batcows: I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography. The nail polish
kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire: Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling
resized: youre-bey0nd-beautiful: angrymuslimah: “Gulabi Gang” is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms. this is too thug not to reblog That’s not all they do - they’ve got more information on
wrote-miss-ibis: cellarspider: lyricalred: whiskyrunner: Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky
ammit420: horror movie synopsis white family moves into house the house got some shit in it family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house turns out that shit is some ultrashit
dicklover3000: hespokeoftoast: shutupaubrey: If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m
So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservatism, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in
claphne: whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city but I’m just someone passing
postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too
juliansballclenchingfalsetto: as daft punk walk onstage to accept their grammy they remove their helmets to reveal they are both ashton kutcher and you’ve all been Daft Punk’d
religiousdad: when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
a Magnolia grandiflora flower in my yard. magnolias are so ancient, they existed before bees did, so they are designed to be pollinated by beetles instead. did you know that? if you ever read the english wikipedia article on magnolias, you did. but if
my-deepest-regrets: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: berksome: a happy couple might’ve got married today someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today someone
trickster-penguin: THE ANIMALS IN DISNEY ARE RAVENOUS BEASTS LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THEY SEE FOOD AND THEY WILL COME
l0ver-s: dysphorism: crescendowls: youthpalms: missarolp: An American soldier kisses his girlfriend goodbye at Penn Station, New York, 1944. this is heartbreaking Photos like this make me wonder: Did he live? Did he ever return home? Did they ever
sleeping-with-serpents: elodiathetyrant: they saw the opportunity and they fucking seized it. ahahahahaaha
glittakid: i saw these two girls while riding a gondola in venice. they were smoking and chatting on their windowsill, waving at passing boats. i thought they were incredibly lucky; i would love to share an apartment with my friend or sister in the most
maniclaughter: raggediandi: ghostgif: when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!” When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their
221boners: policebox05: deathtasteslikechicken: abs-gabs: SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then
“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared
queen-of-love-and-beauty: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills
flourishtodecay: rlyrlyugly: vaqas-umair: When Johnny saw Winona for the first time he was 26 and she was 18. They were every adolescent’s dream - he was a teen idol and she was little more than a teenager. They knew of one another through their
destiel-is-music:parttimeyoutuber:cockyteenblogger: i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER THEY’RE SHARKS I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG
consultingsonic: madblackgirl: team 5’5 and under where ya at they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
imessaged: In my 10 year old brother’s class they were asked for “a modern invention you can’t live without” and my brother told me everyone said tv except for him who said “water filtration”
ehunk: r-efracted: hahrys: men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath or when they write me a check for 贄,000
y0uwontknow:claphne:whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city but I’m just
did-you-kno: Never, ever, ever thought of it this way. I’m all about opening people up to ideas, events, facts, stories, and theories they may not have seen/thought about/realized they needed to know, so I thought it was important to share this. Happy
socksblazethechesnutphase: cornputer:When high school teachers tell you, “In college they don’t let you have a notecard, you have to memorize everything,” or “teachers throw away your homework if you don’t put your name on it and they DON’T
parrofinch:aria-jane-cherry:My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with
