they like you
NSFW Tumblr
find they like you on porn pin board
they like you clips
They should have a swingers website where instead of what the guy looks like, you pock your date by a pic of his cock and how much sperm he can shoot at orgasm.
Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hangout with but they live too far away.
You can tell a lot about a person by what music they like.
they look like disappointed parents…
salparadisewasright:faethverity:These are not owls.are you sure
like-a-song-you-enchanted-me: Supernatural Season 8 Gag Reel (X)
you suck dick like it, but they see you in the eyes while doing so falls.
Liked on YouTube: “Chemtrails” — How They Affect You and What You Can Do https://youtu.be/IqATQtwOY34
They criticize him for staying up late, but when he goes to bed early stuff like this happens
They keep you decent, yet leave so much to the imagination. Like presents under a Christmas tree, sometimes the wrapping is just as important as the gift you find inside
heavenlydaydreams: unthrifty–loveliness: heavenlydaydreams: honestly fetlife is just a display of how men more than twice my age have the emotional fragility of a toddler I once had a man tell me he’d like to meet up and that my photos were “pretty
you're damn right
“Im dumb so you tell me. If us being lovers is the cause what will the effect be?” NO. NO THIS DRAMA IS DOING THINGS TO MY HEART RIGHT NOW I CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS OHGOD SOMEONE HOLD ME
they like “try me, i dare you”
miniar: Look at these hideous sunglasses I found while looking for xmas stuff! I think they used to be my grandmother’s… Even tho the sunglasses are ridiculous you actually look really cute and masculine omg
mallghoul: selvaria-official: momfricker: fakehistory: Ready Player One (2018) how dare you insult Spy Kids like this spy kids deserves to be insulted In my new world you will not be allowed to have bones, heathen
desinteresse:desinteresse:desinteresse:I know this is gonna piss off nerds but paperbacks are superior to hardbacksMoodboardAre you guys okay? Like in the head?
Once a week I return to my alma mater to practice piano and to attend a rehearsal I go into the practice wings just now and half the rooms are empty except for a stand It’s a piano apocalypse the likes I haven’t seen since my underclassman
the-goddess-of-cupcakes: the-goddess-of-cupcakes: The hardest flex is seeing a Harem anime with like 15 girls in it and kinking the only boy they all thirst afterI’m proud of myselfAND WHAT A BETTER WAY TO START OFF THE SPOOKY MONTHTHEN WITH MONSTER
antlersdean: queefjerkey: do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something Some people must experience the world in a more exciting
You Sneaky Goose
you’re going to kill me with the rugby idea, manda, i can’t handle it, my brain is leaking out of my ears
angry-healers: what do u mean there isn’t a healing class based about dark magic yet cauterising wounds sounds like a better way to get your party to start thinking before they pull
the 'most likely to ignore you for a dog' squad
scarlettohairdye: First they came for the scientists… And the National Parks Services said, “lol, no” and went rogue and we were all like, “I was not expecting the park rangers to lead the resistance, none of the dystopian novels I read prepared
You guys know she shoots him like 20 seconds later right
paravillintiniay: naninoojo: n0t-quite-n0rmal: kyungfucker: datrhodie: Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz. Our vengence has finally come! you have got to be
you’re right, Tumblr, that was worth my time, thank you(top gif is this post, bottom gif is this post)
imthejesusofsuburbia: shiningchan: imthejesusofsuburbia: why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there why are you measuring in calculators DONT TELL ME
dannyfenton: boysofjollystreet: wholidays: if you’re ever sad remember that the canadian 100 dollars bills are maple syrup scratch and sniff omfg shut the fuck up Canada how are you even a real country the new bills might stick together but they
racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
pizz4s: paulyoptosaurus: i just opened up the trashcan on my computer and saw a whole bunch of pictures of me oh why are you surprised ? that’s the place where they belong
kosplaybaby: if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets and i will whisper quietly “they called me cute”
that-kid-from-london: I’m about to eat this whole family of chocolate people MUHAHAHAHA UPDATE:They’ve cottoned on to my intentions and are trying to escape! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OH NO YOU DON’T. MMMMMMM CHOKLIT PEEPOL
forsciencejohn: the-lovely-awkward-pickle: kemalia: this made me smile unless it’s the other way around and they started out together and then broke apart you watch bbc tv shows don’t you
lestradehasthephonebox: If you think about it, Marius and Cosette are the opposite of Romeo and Juliet. They fell in love and everyone else died.
thesickestjokes: Failed my Health and Safety test this morning..One of the questions was: “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”“fucking large ones” wasn’t the answer they were looking for.
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: Wooo! A new smokin’ buddy! Now onto the strip bars! I know of this great one with biiiig chested ladies that I think you’ll like. So, what flavor are these? Them breasts sound nice. The name
foxybaggins: Finally got my glasses replaced. Still not 100% sure I like them… what do you lot think?
true reasons why you should be glad for the dmmd animu
You have now fucked the character on your desktop/mobile wallpaper.
you melt my sunglasses
You say I lack humanity like it’s a bad thing—
like-penguinsinthe-desert: leegle: HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD. @insidiousmuppet this makes me think of you.
you ever have one of those otps where both characters are just like
defend.love
You Taste Just Like Glitter Mixed with Rock & Roll
They tell you to stand clear of the closing doors like three times...
queen-angelina: Disney villains are quite loved by the gay community. How do you feel about being an inspiration for drag queens?
When you see a great yaoi screen cap someone posted yet they don't put any tags besides "yaoi"..........
When people try to accuse my parents for paying for my apartment or claim that they help with anything 😭 no it’s called working full-time, ya'all should try it sometime.
videohall:Cat commits arson, tries to escape scene “I like how everyone starts yelling ‘jump’ as if the cat could understand them.”
“You look like you’re worried about something, Sabrina,” said Mr. Crude.“I am, old man. I’m worried that this dress is going to allow my boobs to fall out!”“If they do, I’ll catch them,” he said with a chuckle.“Well, that makes me
today we spent the day at our great aunt and great uncles condo xD so now I’m like 3 shades darker, yay -___- I’m halfway done with We’ll Always Have Summer. I love these books more than I can even explain…. they’re the
they-call-me-nita: Like you’re surprised?
rhinocio: jen-iii: Hmmm a little bit, though I can totally see them doing it as for like a joke or something (Ruby’s fury mixed with Sapphire pacience can create quite the hilarious juxtaposition), but yes it does irk me a bit when they believe that
They are just, um, really into the music, definitely nothing gay going on…As thanks, for introducing me to the rock au and monochrome, I sketched something for you.(Sorry it is a super messy sketch) omgosh !!!TEARS UP i loVE THIS /// THANK YOU ♥♥
psy-faerie: psy-faerie: strawberry-kisu: lild0ll: “”“customers”“” need to stop thinking that sex workers can be bribed into doing services they don’t offer. if you want that service just find someone who offers it. i would not go to
