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bpdrotten: Someone: *explicitly states they are not angry at me in any shape or form* Me: Omg you’re mad at me I’m so sorry
emospritelet: 31-rabbits: aliensnipe: What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were
lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here
communitysoup: Damn fucking right it doesn’t! tah, this show is brilliant but no one watches it. I mention it to people and they know what it is but always say they’ve never actually watched it :\
Farm boy goes to college and his new roommate asks, “Is it true what they say about farmboys, that they fuck cows and pigs and chickens?” Farmboy says, “Chickens?”
wanderingwolfe: TRUE. TRUE. Take notes men. I’m sorry, but what about the men who can’t grow beards? Are they any less men just because they can’t?
ribryhme: Sei’s nervous because they’re not used to holding hands with someone SO CUTE and SO HAPPY and WOW are they lucky
imagine noiz asking koujaku if they can get a rabbit but instead koujaku goes out and gets him a marimo. he’d probably be like “i asked for a rabbit you shriveled up meatball,” but then he finds it really cute and actually keeps
koujakus-throbbing-cock: what do you think the alphas do in their spare time? like if they have detachable penis’s could they take them off and have a cock fight?
spencersarcastic:casualblessings:May you wake up to cancelled classes.what the fuck this worked i saw this and we got a call saying they canceled school literally an hour later
asketchyblog: I imagine this is what they do in their spare time.
e-seal-deactivated20210319:Not every person who uses drugs is an addict and even if they are, so fucking what they’re a person, treat them like one
swolizard:loganmcowen: malachaibarker: swolizard: immortalpoet: swolizard: immortalpoet: swolizard: immortalpoet: swolizard: This has been a public service announcement How about you go fuck yourself and let people enjoy what they want. Tough
swagintherain: Black girl was assaulted and beaten for having a cell phone in class. She got no justice for what happened to her. I am fucking mad. #Racism Y'all mad about Colin but not this? Yeah I’d sit too.
sextextdrugs: They already talking bout my dick, might as well show them more, this time full affect Fuck what they say….. he winning
abominablebebop:htn is a really romantic book considering they never interact even once, prayer circle for these uhaul lesbians to get what they deserve in alecto
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes: askingalexandrian: acleverhufflepuff: guys what if there are real hunters and they look down at supernatural just like Sam and Dean look down at the ghostfacers mind fuck
no-need-4-hats-thx: if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear
herrholmes: notmydate: Martin Freeman at dwarf boot camp. He appears to be leading the workout. It appears Jed Brophy doesn’t know what the fuck he is doing. It appears Adam Brown isn’t really trying at all. It appears they are all having
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
crapiblinked: askingalexandrian: acleverhufflepuff: guys what if there are real hunters and they look down at supernatural just like Sam and Dean look down at the ghostfacers mind fuck #those codependent fictional fuckers are at it again
eleventhsend: nintendogamechoi: partythighs: nintendogamechoi: hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH
pourim: ibock: skittles what the fuck i think they tasted the wrong rainbow
imagine-dragon-types: yourbodyacanvas: alyssameh: fandom-army: chafing-nipples: kthnxbaiii: clamperl: what type of currency do they use in outer space Fuck. I literally just threw my phone After weeks of seeing this on my dash, I FINALLY GET
katieballou: dudeufugly: thegoldentomato: sporadicchatter: timelordy-teganbreann: shercockandmycrotch: holy shit guys they’ve actually censored Benedict’s name Omfg Don’t censor Benedict’s Cum. What the fuck did I just say. Otherwise
awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps: durbikins: durbikins: what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers people keeping sending me anons says these are “macaroons”. you guys are stupid, that’s not macaroni. they’re moldy ass hamburgers It’s not
filharmagic: how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did
teamfreewillxgraham: thatonedave: dickkickington: tavbutt: stitchedego: O B E Y . S U B M I T. C O N S U M E. FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT seaweed THEY HUNGER and now, the weather.
queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas
gayindustrialcomplex: fag3000: gayindustrialcomplex: Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck did you eat your parents How about you mind your own business
thepeopleyourparentswarnyouabout: erenjaegrrr: overlypolitebisexual: finntastic31: overlypolitebisexual: hmmm i wonder what they used to take these pretentious fucking pictures if technology is so evil, jesus christ You don’t need a phone to take
darkmarxsoul: iflybikes: When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.” You can’t deny that
han-sangfuck: Group presentations where no one knows what the fuck they’re doing
benwinstagram: i wanna be one of them random well dressed hoes on instagram who always on the beach and travelling and doing yoga and drinking smoothies and hawking detox teas and no one is really sure what the fuck they actually do but keeps following
casthegrumpy: when they’re talking about what color misha’s dragon would beand jensen deadpans “salmon” as an alternative for pinkand liTERA L LY ALL misha does is giggle in that misha way that is the dorkiest sound on the fucking planetand
connorpunch: American School System: We have given knowledge to the youth. The doctors: You fucked up perfectly good children is what you did. look at them. they have anxiety.
frigidsilver: houdinigenie: ok so yall may need to take a fucking seat because thERE IS SUCH THING AS PIGEON CHICKENS forget fiery pits this is what is in hell why do thEY EXIST? PRAY FOR ME @kazeryve
sventhecrusader: rowdyravens: those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those
bigdaddysgirl71: yep999: I love bigdaddysgirl71’s Sunday Funday outfit. I have friends coming over to watch football and she’s gonna stay dressed like this. Think they’ll like it? Guess what? They fucking loved it. 🎀
socialjusticekoolaid: Brown Lives Matter (1/27/15): The police have done it again. They have taken the life on another unarmed teenager, this time a 16-year old girl by the name of Jesse Hernandez. After shooting her multiple times, they dragged her
gibbgabble: white-girl-brown-world: casslaxicana: I AM LIVID. A White school official said WHITE kids should get air conditioning over “Latino” kids because they can’t afford air conditioning at home so they should suffer without it at school
femmecult:i wanna get tag teamed by a bunch of butches. held down, face pushed into the pillows, having them all laugh at my helplessness and desperation. they’d take turns using my pretty pink pussy, dripping every time they point out what a helpless
specific-filth: “They like my butt.” says your girlfriend. ”I made sure to take my panties off before they arrived.” “What the fuck?” you say angrily. ”Stop feeling up my girlfriend, dude.” “Why?” he asks quizzically, tilting
thirdattempt: ourhotwifepassion: “Darling, you look so beautiful when they fuck you!” That look… “oh my god baby, look what they are doing to me! Oh my god baby, it feels so wrong! I’m their slut baby, can you see? I can’t believe how
cutevictim: thedarkestlove: nubiana-mericana: silkktheshocka: ayoaprell: ayejiahchillout:verylilpimpin:gwayordafreeway: 1overjordan24:why would they post this picture of him? Man…… they foul… what the fuck burn all these stations down
thegoddamazon: queennubian: karnythia: everythingrhymeswithalcohol: iridessence: sakurasenshi: Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing aaaaw poor fish. xD Naw, fuck ‘em. They know what they did. OMG I love tumblr LMFAOOOO I
It’s very annoying when straight girls are flirting with me “oh so innocently” when an hour ago they had told me that they don’t “get” bisexuals…You’re expecting me to what? Flirt with you and oh so innocently give you the sky?
brucethegirl: johnthemod1: laughhard: And they said college would be harder than high school… What did Jerry and Robbie do? they fucked up.
My life (and that of my friend) was just threatened by two super cool fratty long islans guys who think they know they mob in a cab back from downtown. Kinda terrified since the kids live in my down community and actually were punching the seats we were
phallicdeemonseedworship: Be grateful when they fuck you hardand long…!!And don’t forget to receive thosecocks full of cum into your mouthand swallow it all, after they visitedyour asshole. This is what we arehere for. Glory be to PHALLUS!HAIL PENIS!
sexhaver:txttletale:news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death,
bogleech:charlie-beez:branwell-bronte-deactivated2022:Why is “pharmacy tech” part of the insult when that’s one of the most important and dependable jobs in the country
lesbianboyfriend:gimmickbird:28dayslater:Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation[id: a tweet from grimes to elon musk reading “I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support
whateverstop: trolltina: “Men need to objectify and conquer. They see what they want to see. Women, however, can see into the soul of a person.” Fucking loved this
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
feaqu: ask any teenager what type of music they listen to and 99 percent of the time they’ll say ‘anything but country’
squaremomgsquad: awonderfulsnowflake: Ruby and Sapphire have known each other for 5,750 years. That’s a long time. So like, what if Steven realized they never had a human wedding, and made a big production out of it BUT LIKE They’re still fused
zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they
blackmeet3: Yo blog always get me horny bruh, tell your freaks followers fuck wit me if they like what they see 😊blackmeet3 I’m lovin it