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April Fool’s Day! Hope you enjoyed Who Likes Porn Stars’s little jaunt into “Porn Stars Wearing Clothes”, proof that these women are incredibly hot even if they don’t have their tits out or a cock up their ass.
bifurpawz: snowstorms-and-windy-oceans: how is this anti-gay march happening in 2015 OKAY, I HAVE A FUCKING QUESTION HERE FOR HUMANITY DO THEY LOOK HAPPY?AS A FAMILY?? FULL OF LOVE AND RESPECT?YES, THEY FUCKING DO *chokes on own sick from
godtricksterloki: catsandfangirling: catsandfangirling: yaz-i-am-daz: catsandfangirling: This is my April fools joke. I made brown e’s and texted my entire family that I made brownies and now they’re all excited. o m f g Needless to say I’ve
sschwampert: http://bad-dragon.com/ THEY WON APRIL FOOLS
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: galacticmilky:yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: i-am-mishafuckingcollins: allo-mishamigos: tsukidaisy:every person I know has a different name for these They are elastics? hairties Definitely hair ties hair lackeys, you fools
ask-human-octavia: Apparently Lyra and Scratch planned this together. They were going to pull a similar prank on Bonnie. Happy April Fools day everyone! May everyone have a fun day of pranks and laughs (and hope nobody gets hurt) April fools! I don’t
lovelyambitiousoul: baddygirl-2: dynastylnoire: natural-pryde: sleep-less-i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-c: iheartmyself3: I’m confused what point was she making? She still look like a damn fool. STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS To be fair she makes a point. Mullets
#WhiteGirlTragic: This White Mother-Daughter Duo Tried To Pretend They Were The Same Age And Fooled Zero People
stop-hammerkind: homosexual-leafblower: mugglescanttameme: magentamayhem: YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED THANK YOU HOLY SHIT HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE???
supernaturally-cool: bambit-deactivated20221212: Actors who played Sam Winchester - Then and Now who are they trying to fool, i mean c’mon how could anyone believe the last one, he doesn’t even look like Sam
ayyetrish: fool me once shame on you fool me twice youre an asshole stop doing that
aeroknight: someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen
postmodernmulticoloredcloak: We were fools… we called them ‘husbands’ but they weren’t married yet. They were fiancés. Now, saying ‘I do’ under a cross, that’s the wedding
gryphll: rafasolano: rafasolano: easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools an apostle: we thought
shingekinokyojinheaven: spotthetitan: paranoid-rhythm: ベタだなぁぁぁ… Erwin’s voice actor (right) and Levi’s voice actor (left) fooling around. Accurate
memewhore: They look like they’re fleeing in terror
ohhaidanielle: jordynivy: annaoverboard: What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and they’re snoring like a fucking asshole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear
ethereal-life: ailuroidea: ifyoureallycared: “People have decided how they are going to perceive her. No matter how many times she smiles, they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.” - Robert Pattinson I’M SORRY BUT I CAN’T
captaiinmarvel: when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
tinyaussiegoddess: reasons why Daft Punk are geniuses you can’t sexualise robots so they prove you don’t need a sexual element to do well in the music industry they can send doubles to go do performances they don’t wanna do they get lots of media
q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0a: they seriously arent kidding when they say all the good urls are taken
thecityofpaper: do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
pizzaboats: THEY LOOK SO PROUD!!! LOOK AT OUR bABIES! WE MADE THESE!!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE!! HAVE U MET OUR BABIES YET LOOK AT THEM!! BABY DOGGIES!!! THAT WE MADE!!!
methlaboratories: ask any high school student what they wanna do once they leave high school and watch them cry right in front of you
milktree: always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there
postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too
shego: people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
thorvalkyrie-deactivated2018010: “All the other fairies fly, why don’t you?” “I had wings once. They were strong. They were stolen from me.”
sarahjessicapenis: Does anyone else wonder how hot they would be if if they were born as the other gender?
translikeuswereborntorun: secretlifeofageekygirl: Literally the best bromance to ever bromance I have a lot of feels about turk and jd. Yeah they were both straight but they loved each other and it never was a “no homo” thing. It got pretty homo
cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me. You’re*
insigins: frickstiel: i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters
nosdrinker: yrmaw: harrysgettinhead: british people are so fucking cute they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’ they called sweaters ‘jumpers’ sneakers are ‘trainers’ they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’ i
nettosan: datademon: damn-arrows: caffensis: revyas: I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs they’re slugs …and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that: This is important
plasticflowergarden: tnay4eva: I feel the need to re-post this every couple of years. This is one of my favorite tattoos. When people see it for the first time they think I just like to write on my hand. They don’t realize its a tattoo until they
awkward-telegrapher: haniwi: This spanish snk abridged will be the death of me. They saw their opportunity and they took it.
hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
laugh-addict: People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
destispell: imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle
thebowspring: NOT EVEN SATAN could have thought this up. Israelis cheering on massacres likes its a sport. Contrary to what the media tell you this is how safe they are from ‘khamas rockets’ and this is how little regard they have for human life.
dietcrush: my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
relahvant: they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think
australiansanta: some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc
joelmillers: coldwarqueer: in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful
broccloi: today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class said “these are so stupid if someone really wanted to kill us they would pull the fire alarm so we would all leave the building in a big crowd and then they could just shoot us all”
spoopyphilia: bloodyoathmate: My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
ammit420: horror movie synopsis white family moves into house the house got some shit in it family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house turns out that shit is some ultrashit
drowningheta: gallifreyburning: giraffepoliceforce: I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife. They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t
arrogantmistletoerag: Can we talk about how if Lily and James had survived they would totally be the hot parents of Harry’s year? Like, they’d go to pick him up from the platform and all of Harry’s mates would be like, That’s your mum? and Is
knightscrest: officialnasa: knightscrest: knightscrest: how do astronauts say they’re sorry? they apollo-gize!! We dont apologize. we are perfect. nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
idkhumor: today a kid said “think of anyone in your life- whether they’re a celebrity, teacher, relative, someone you admire greatly. then remember that they have all, at one point in their life, has had explosive diarrhea” and I think that’s
tinychatter: u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
levi-s-titties: Emotionally abusive people fucking suck because they act like they’re the victims and that they’re the nicest person in the world. They make you feel like utter crap and make it nearly impossible for you to prove that you’re the
methhomework: micasablumpkins: the-unpopular-opinions: i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies
fadical: people will honestly criticize lesbian weddings no matter what like if they both wear dresses then they’re “enforcing traditional gender roles” but if one of them wears a tux they’re “imitating heterosexuality” but if they both wear
fuckeverythingandsociety:In the 70’s they blamed the Dobermans. In the 80’s the German Shepherds. In the 90’s they blamed the Rottweilers. Now they blame Pit bulls. The animal is not to blame it’s the owner. There’s no such thing as a bad dog
susiephone:so teenagers are too young to know their sexual orientation or whether or not they’re in lovebut they’re old enough to be deciding what career and degree and life they want to have foreverhowconvenient for you
patydin: Unhappily Ever After by Jeff Hong New York animation artist Jeff Hong has created less-than-rosy portrayals of Disney characters as they might fare in today’s world. They are not cheery images, but they are poignant in their depictions
They swear they don't want to lose you, yet act like they don't want to keep you.
