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So plastic they should come with a recycling stamp…
iguanamouth: frog-and-toad-are-friends: Pokemon idea: Giant strips of grass that move and act like snakes. Ground/Grass. Name them ENVELAWN and CONSTRICTURF. this is such a good idea i oh god they are wonderfulthey better watch out for Mowgres*
I figured since I didnt have good references of my characters, I should draw em up.From left to right, (as labeled) you have Xhia *Sh-I-a*, Meer *Like leer*, and Mercai *Meer c-i*.They have different personalities, and if youd like to know their backsto
Pic of the week for S5E?? I can’t believe they actually did a beach episode, I thought that was only in anime
Out they come.
tits and lips of bimbo fucktoys can never be inflated enough can they, gooner? noooooooo nnghh bimbos change their lips to make them look like an extra cunt for bulls to fuck. and her massive balloon tits make her look like a living porndoll nnnghhhhhh
this is a bimbo pumpdolly, gooner. pumpdollies embody the goon. you know one when you see one because of the bate frenzy they send us gooners into. can you even read anymore? it’s so hard to understand you when you babble, dumdum. lola’s glad you
onlyblackgirl:Is anyone really straight tho? Sounds like a myth. Straights are fake news
the-anarcho-raver:Police confiscated vinegar used to neutralize pepper spray and claimed it was a chemical used against them, they faked an injury (that is obviously paint, and the officer would have been in riot gear, not a uniform) Released personal
the-fake-geek-girl: warmhappycat: JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon. that someone’s name is charlie
funtimefoxyofficial:honestly @ this point… all the shit i see abt “good” or “bad” ocs dont fuckin matter. life is short. make your fuckin rainbow-hair magical girl with 50 unnecessary belts. Cringe Culture Is Fake
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bluntcrusher: odyssey420:Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844 haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake
rwfan11: …so is this what the mean when they say ‘Slutty Bottom’ ?! LMAO! :-) #GOOtista (*not my creation)
gemwrites: prioritiesintact: bocchan: brodinsons: quidditchcapricious: Reblogging because the rest of the world needs to learn to move their lighthouses. Because they are blocking freedom. #the ugliest laughter you have ever seen canada is a
7wheezycats: Shane wanting to fake laugh but ended up actually wheezing at Ryan’s silly joke
rule34andstuff:Fictional Characters that I would be in “lesbians” with(provided they were non-fictional): Ramona Flowers (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World).
rule34andstuff: Fictional Characters that I would “wreck”(provided they were non-fictional): Cammy White(Street Fighter).
4k-ultra: therealjacksepticeye: vegetasvajayjay: There’s a fake PewDiePie going around on Omegle coercing girls to take off their clothes on camera. My friend just sent this picture to me (She didn’t fall for it, thankfully). It’s NOT @pewdie.
posts-from-a-darker-timeline:Hilarious that Tumblr announced their own cryptocurrency on TWITTER because they knew announcing it on their own website would be like throwing a raw steak into a den of wolves
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eazill: alyssaayaan: b-lewis: alyssaayaan: tillerboomin: alyssaayaan: freshathanyouhoe: bae-stop-playin: alyssaayaan: bae-stop-playin: alyssaayaan: I been doing the lip thing since I was a youngin 😂 did you develop freckles when you got
futureblackpolitician: It’s already started omg I mean it’s fake but it is funny
iamnotjody: cumprise: Literally 12 different ways n girls still fake it half the time I’m on a mission now
mytardishaswings: heroscafe: fandommember: What death, he faked it and then went and hid as a coke salesman Pepsi. The director of the Pepsi commercials even confirmed it
steven-carlsburg: meladoodle: last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’
juilan: iriselia: juilan: Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell It’s like the guy tell you : ” you don’t excite me at all ” to let you know your body game weak as hell . It’s rude , stop believing boys
zombie-doe: sweetbitchywhovian: caffeinetooth: idea for dealing with street harassment: always carry fake blood capsules. when someone harasses you, put one in your mouth, break it, smile, and say “didn’t your mother ever tell you not to speak
princessjensenackles: Jared talking about fake-throwing matches - ChiCon 2013 [x]
averypotterfangirl: honorary-winchester-boy: starbucksjusticewarrior: galleonsofgold: #the difference. Just look at her now though. In the first movie, she was white as a sheet, with fake colours, hair and emotions. She looks more natural in the
the-daughter-of-a-fairy-tale: frejskamavor: on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea no heel high heels
hawkerly: I don’t care how you faked it. I want to know why. (x)
tantriccuddling: thebohemiancircus: the-fake-secret-diary: Lorde voldemort No we’ll never be mortals (mortals)
puvie: mshieldster: ANDERSON THOUGHT SHERLOCK FAKED HIS DEATH VIA TARDIS But all the theories in this episode were theories the fandom had come up with and one of the fandom theories (although rather jokingly) was Sherlock falling into the tardis.
cumberbuddy: Dying because Benedict can’t find his pockets. His left hand just gives up so he looks like he’s giving himself fake ‘like a fairy’ wings.
emmaluc: quietharbeats: madagayskank: seaduction: derekwhostillscaresme: sailorswayze: do you ever fake interview yourself what the hell do you think i do in the shower when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up When i go into my garage
hamishwatson: muffinfreeman: if sherlock had been able to return to john the night after his fake suicide to explain himself there is no doubt in my mind john would have kissed him THIS IS THE RUDEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. I AM TOO ANGRY TO
fasterfood: sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting
vicesandvessel: seriously am i the oNLY ONE WHO THINKS A BAND BREAKING UP AND THEN RELEASING A FINAL SONG CALLED FAKE YOUR DEATH IS JUST A TINY BIT SUSPICIOUS
my-soulmate-is-dave-strider: clapchat: so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and
sirhiusblack: hellosweetiesandspoilers: ka-kawgoodsir: moonblossom: fitzsimmonsofshield: sam4books: lgbtlaughs: no fake coming outs on april fool’s day okay #and NO SCREAMERS ALRIGHT more rickrolling would be goodkeep the fun harmless, yeah?
quickweaves: Being southern is really funny cause were inherently fake as hell “bless your heart” is THE shadiest sentence in the entire lexicon of americanized english
robonoise: fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention
sticksareevil: theprincessofdiamondslives: sir-princess-of-221b: pelledreamo: guys abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy HOLY SHIT BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER
jeffreydahmer: James, are you tired of using that fake accent all the time? (x)
supduuuuude: hullodearie: Fake Pockets: A How To dude. this comic was made for me.
staff: fake-mermaid: i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can rude
ssjdebusk: Jensen’s acting: portraying interest in something deemed socially frowned upon based on people’s perception of him, and then faking ambivalence to said interest, becoming shifty eyed, edgy and eventually panicky as he runs from the situation.
the worst things to ever happen to fashion: fake pockets making every single shirt see through seriously why does it have to be see through what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it it literally defeats the
note-a-bear: kaalashnikov: cracked: Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit. cloudy with a chance of witch burning your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for
ironpatriotisstupid: livemulticulturally: have you ever just stopped whatever you were doing to look at an english word and “you look like a fake word” yacht
artistic-ape: mattysnbhd: healysdaniel: “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. Bless escaped
rapniall: when the whole squad is being fake
abcleverun: askdoodlemod: I will always reblog the Shay. PSA: every other money face is fake. Only reblog the true money face.
tayloracleswift: Remember the American hero who faked his way to Perez Hilton’s side to get a vine with him and was like “Hey what’s up I’m here with Perez Hilton who’s a fUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE, FUCK YOU” iconic
glowcloud: “omg i hate small talk its so fake!!” like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like “how r your classes going” and you were like “ugh lets skip that i KNOW
strawberitashawty: silk-ward:mazarinedrake:jenovasilver:landofdoom:sparklingwhine:panserbj0rne:thisgingerisback: One of two fake abortion clinics on the same street as the REAL center, the EMW’s Women Center here in downtown Louisville. This one is
actionables:actionables:This speaks volumes. Reminder that Martese Johnson’s ID wasn’t fake. It was his actual ID.
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