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yes-yourgoodbadgirl: micoba: “You better hurry up getting me off, Crystal. Your parents are going to be home soon and I think it is in your best interest that they don’t find out what a little whore their little darling is. It would really suck
A comic strip I drew for this year’s Helsinki Pride magazine (don’t know if they’ll use it but I’m assuming I’m free to publish it either way since I didn’t get paid and whatever).
gorlassar: Being that this is hell, I figure that you could torture any portion of a person/soul without it having to be attached and that they could still feel it…hence the heart pin cushion. Plate’s just so blood wouldn’t get on the desk…don’t
these-insecure-thoughts: 436. “My friends say ‘get over it, you’ll be fine.’ But they don’t know how hard it is.” - w3ightlesss
sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins: i-o-uabadwolf: fyeahfreebatch: I don’t know why I made this, but the longer I watch it, the funnier it gets…? ive been watching this for like 3 minutes straight i cant breathe I stared at this for 10 fucking
lukelovingcock: superhugedicks: bbbreederboi: They don’t make em like this anymore! Damn I wonder how big it is when it gets hard i’ll kneel all day by this
lady-sith: perkybear: booksniffer by shieldsink | via Guilty xxx I dunno about you but books, speically old ones smell amazing. My girlfriend says such things and I don’t get it. They just have a particular smell. It’s just weird.
longlivekingkezia: You know what kinda pisses me off? The fact that whenever anyone thinks of Maroon 5 they only think about Adam. But it’s a BAND not a solo act. It’s not just Adam. Don’t get me wrong, I love him and want to mother his children,
sissytherapy:They don’t like the thought of it until you get them to really love the thought of it :3
raptured-night: desbreaux: I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location…. It’s especially ironic when it comes from developed nations that were built off the backs of imperialism,
rawrcharlierawr: askbraeburned: man, i hope people don’t think i’m ignoring everyone but like it’s hard to respond to every single one of these when most of them look something like this occassionally you get one of these but otherwise they almost
jakelionstumblr: started to get impatient so blocked horses in… I like the perspective but don’t think it’s entirely accurate or effective… they are actually on a new layer so I guess I can toy with it. Also not sure about RD placement but, I
flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened
omo-writing: Cinema Omorashi (holy fucking shit can we have some moooOORe?) - Ordering a large drink so they don’t have to go for refills. - Drinking it all at the start of the movie (we all do it) and needing to pee the entire time, gradually getting
xxlovendreamsxx: yourturntowatchmyback: TBH I’m getting really sick of the ‘was the CPR romantic or not’ debates. From the narusaku perspective, it wasn’t the CPR itself they are looking at, but the intent and desire to save Naruto. From our
thetrippytrip: Another evidence that Lil Duval is shallow-minded person. The IQ test is bullshit too, it has the intellectual clout of a pub quiz lmao.
dailydamnation: Illyana RasputinArtist: Kris Anka Someone got an Illyana sketch drawn by kristaferanka and threw it up on eBay for 跌. I don’t get some people. Who would sell an Illyana sketch by Kris Anka if they had it?
whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s
glowcloud: people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there,
trashfirefallon: as an adult, i am very wary about reblogging posts about the kids from It or Stranger Things. I love them, don’t get me wrong, but they are kids. Literal children. Some people have a strange obsession with them, and to be honest it
taxloopholes: taxloopholes: Capitalism is a good system in which people not breaking products in a short time is a bad thing If there’s a new iphone don’t fucking get it you know they’re gonna make it break easier lmao
omo-writing: Cinema Omorashi (holy fucking shit can we have some moooOORe?)- Ordering a large drink so they don’t have to go for refills.- Drinking it all at the start of the movie (we all do it) and needing to pee the entire time, gradually getting
improper: I thought i’d give you guys one last look at the goods before they are gone. Here is my last offer to get all my content: 1. All my non-hd videos: Only โ dollars 11 videos total (3 of which belong together), including solo masturbation,
alwayssadaboutfreelancers:The thing about adulthood they don’t tell you about it’s that it takes a special task force and 15 spreadsheets to get a gang of 4 together for one day.
hey so there’s a Supernatural convention here in mid august and i so badly want to go and get my picture taken with jensen ackles, you know - DEAN WINCHESTER THE PERFECT HANDSOME DEMI-GOD WARRIOR MY BIGGEST CRUSH OF ALL TIME - and the only photo-op
darkfiretaimatsu: They don’t actually do anything except live on you, but have you ever had JPG compression artifacts right next to your skin? It’s not comfortable! Darn it, Terry fleas! Get out of my Terrytory~ X3 *giggles* Poor thing~ Time for
dirtypawz: moriahari: paradisemantis: alwayssadaboutfreelancers: The thing about adulthood they don’t tell you about it’s that it takes a special task force and 15 spreadsheets to get a gang of 4 together for one day. This is why tabletop games
bonnieventure:one time a stranger on neopets years ago told me “school makes you think you have to be good at everything but sometimes it’s ok to just be good at one thing. even if it’s not something you get a grade for. they don’t grade you for
So my grandma used to always tell this story from when she, her sister, and her brother were kids. I don’t 100% know if the story was completely true, although I suspect it is based on how mad my great uncle would get whatever she told it, haha.So when
bonaventure-: one time a stranger on neopets years ago told me “school makes you think you have to be good at everything but sometimes it’s ok to just be good at one thing. even if it’s not something you get a grade for. they don’t grade you
genitalsanxiety:24. I’ve never liked how much hair I have and how coarse it is. so i’m trying to get it under control, but I clearly need more practice. I don’t like how dark the tips of my inner labia are and how they stick out. from looking
krugerphotography: And as I said that’s a very powerful meaning. So, what cons are stopping you from getting it done? Scared of needles and I don’t do well with pain. And I’m not sure if the person will actually be good at it, and they
sandytranz: delacruuz: TROLLING AT ITS FINEST. LOL. I don’t get how this is trolling though….. LOl, ^ it looks like an escalator, but its stairs. so when people go on it, they’ll just stand there and wait to go up . lol. ROFL LMAO This Is Terrible
blackmattersus: Cop sees a black man and automatically grabs his gun like that’s what they are taught to do. Prejudice is dangerous. I’ve seen that so many times when I get pulled over that I don’t even blink anymore.
jupitersaurus: brattynympho: *Whispers to myself* I don’t know how some of these Tumblr Doms get women to fuck them when their stroke looks like it never graduated from the pillow they use to hump in high school.
dimplesndick: tried-it: bae–electronica: tried-it: bae–electronica: If you don’t shave ya butthole then you going to hell.. so says the good Lord! Guess I’m goin then, shit too risky. I be damned if I get razor bumps next to my bootyhole
