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foxnewsofficial: cumomelet: a riddle: a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my
repurifying: lotusflowersfromconcrete: I hate that mental disorders have turned into a competition. you cant discuss eating habits without someone saying how they survived off green tea for 3 weeks and weighed 4 stone. you can’t discuss your depression
prettyaveragewhiteshark: louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function why arent they that distracting to lesbians and at that point why isnt the penis bulge and legs
1ovinghermyway: bitchoboi: emmysm: bitchoboi: They want to see who My blackmailed slave bitch is oboi They cant believe I can make you do anything I want ;) xx. You know what happens when you disappoint me, don’t you baby…..? Poor baby ;) x.
wimpguardian: Your beautiful daughter has made herself look perfect for those two tall, muscular, dangerous looking black men who have just knocked on your door. They cant be her dates…can they?
louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function why arent they that distracting to lesbians and at that point why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to
monobeartheater: literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot
cannedviennasausage: monobeartheater: literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great
Relationships are alot like Tom and jerry....they tease each other,irritate each other,hurt each other and yet they cant live without the other.
adolffclitler: ohhheck: otterboxes: when will all the miley cyrus posts stop they cant stop they won’t stop
figurativecontemporary: Ted Fusby promote young artists, get their works in your home, in your life. when they’re dead, they cant thank you anymore
songofages: This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?” And later the director confirmed it.
The two sides of Loki, they want to kill each other but need each other at the same time. They cant live apart but want to live on separate terms. One wants revenge the other wants to live doing what he knows best.
foursomewithteamfreewill: The two sides of Loki, they want to kill each other but need each other at the same time. They cant live apart but want to live on separate terms. One wants revenge the other wants to live doing what he knows best.
prettyaveragewhiteshark: louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function why arent they that distracting to lesbians and at that point why isnt the penis bulge and legs not
ked-r:Fun fact! If wasps are chasing you and you accidentally sit down on your way to safety they cant sting you! Instead they just fly around you menacingly!Feat Plucky in the background, so very concerned for me
lichbeetle:Lychee Shield Bug! Scutelleridae mostly live up to the name jewel bugs and though they might look like a beetle they are literal actual bugs! Little dude is 100% true bug swag!!!
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
susantran: sungjoobiased: susantran: blackfairypresident:oyongguk: but koreans dont know that they cant say nigga hmmm ??????????? lostintrafficlights The only reason they’re educated properly about it is because 3/5 of the members studied outside
groteleur: How To Spot A Straight Guy? They Can’t Resist Looking! Lets Face it, Boobs Control Us! http://gallerytoday.pw/sa0eg-how-to-spot-a-straight-guy-they-cant-resist-looking-lets-face-it-boobs-control-us
kinkykitten-xx:I love telling shy subs to use their words and describe what they want done to them, only for them to whine and cry because they cant form coherent sentences and just wanna be fucked senseless
landorus: sickbanter: landorus: god they cant catch a break they can’t catch a ball either
tol yall these new niggas are crazy. they never seen jonny bravo thas y they cant deal with rejection. johnny got rejected every episode n he just iron his black tee n jump back in the game
ghibligirl01: also to all younger girls chatting up older dudes remember tht: 1. they are manipulating u 2. yes u WILL regret it no matter what u think now 3. if a relationship needs to be a secret dont be in it 4. theres a reason they cant get girls
ifyoucarryonthisway: it is a true fact that every black person can sing even if they cant sing they can still sing
benwinstagram: i love hearing customers try to describe nonwhite staff at work, you know a poc helped them when they cant think of how to describe them without being like ‘the black one’ or ‘the asian one’, when a white person helps them they
babybutta: meilute02: also to all underage girls chatting up older dudes remember tht: 1. they are manipulating u 2. yes u WILL regret it no matter what u think now 3. if a relationship needs to be a secret dont be in it 4. theres a reason they cant
dreamingmoonprincess: thatnerdyguycaleb: imagineerinthetardis: louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function why arent they that distracting to lesbians and at that
voiladavis: female awesome meme: [2/6] female characters who deserve better | rue (the hunger games) “I’m hard to catch. If they can’t catch me they cant kill me. So don’t count me out.”
fairyneko:bobbbayyy:I just wanna shout out my partner, my baby, for being the best fucking partner…ever. They literally came to my crib just to make sure I was okay—more than once. They spent the night with me. Simply because I was having a manic
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