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hornydeniedgirl: She spends her Saturdays completely naked, getting edged whenever any of her three housemates feel like it. They don’t get to fuck her till 6pm, so they feel like it a lot. That little bit of delay gives them just a taste of what she
On the outside they’re all like “Be civil, Peridot” but on the inside they’re like “Hurry up and drop a slur so we can get this party started”
sonoanthony: everything hurts girls when they not having sex, you bump them and they be like “ouch” but if it’s sex they be like “punch me in the face you pussy”
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
White people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like
capts-muthafucking-sidekick: cartnsncreal: I wonder, do gay people fantasize about going back in time or are they just like us where the present really is the best we’ve got? As a black gay man… the present is the best we’ve got.
There’s something genuinely unsettling about stuff like a/ge/pla/y and stuff like that, it’s like someone looked at the laws of their country and went “how much of a reprehensible human being can i be without getting arrested?”And there’s the
bearicorn:afronerdism:guerrillatech:Eugenics I just felt these tags were too important not to add @blacksasuke and then white people blame black people for being distrustful of doctors and medicine in general :^) love to see it
bogleech: sorry-ipanicked: Some dude bro on the internet talking about the new She-Ra reboot: Ugh SJWs are taking over cartoons and making them all preachy. I hate it when shows try to push an agenda on kids. Why can’t they be like they used to be,
that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat: bertholdtbraun: bertholdtbraun: There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the
people be like “I hate part five of jjba” i be like “why tho” they be like “the same thing everyone else says”
i guess i’m not supposed to be wishing for them to be like the lannisters…
I’m sorry I’m so adamant about this headcanon. I just think they’d be a little happier without the constant stress of being/not being masculine enough uwu
andreashettle: ragingpeacock: Is funny when doctors and other peeps act like my problem is that I’m obsessed w/ my disability. Um no. You have it backwards. The problem is I HAVE to be cuz it is a constant problem. I’m deaf. About 25 years ago,
takanoboo: I feel like makishima would be the kind of guy that really small children are drawn to like they’re fascinated with his face and voice and want to pull his hair, but they make him so very nervous and uncomfortable
mrv3000: I still say they should have had Doctor Who’s Next Doctor. Where 20 contestant/actors have to live in a house together and do crazy shit like hit on John Barrowman for points. Judging would be a panel of ex-Doctors where David Tennant would
1dietcokeinacan:astro-memes88:scorpios / earth signs be like: i can’t tell anyone i felt slightly sad today,,,, that’s much too intimate,,, they don’t need to know me like thatYa tauruses may SAY that but then they walk around all day looking like
noshadeintheshadowofthecross:you ask an american if the chair they’re not using is free and they say something like my brother, for You it is on the house
Y'know what, I’m going to be mildly disappointed if we never get a Gem based on Apatite who really loves to eator, alternatively, who hates to eat.
of course, my suspension of disbelief with fiction is super high in general. Continuity errors, so long as they aren’t major (and even if they are, as long as it doesn’t flip-flop. Changing once doesn’t really bother me, especially with on-going
princessharam: why do so many white kids say nigga but feel uncomfortable saying ‘black’ like… they be like ‘bl- er i mean african american’ but then like 3 secs later they like ‘nigga !!!!! n-i-g-g-a :3c’
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ligeiareborn: thetalkingpoltergeist: gr4c3: i want a spontaneous friend that would just turn up at my house and be like we’re going out and we’d go on little adventures and stuff and they’d plan cute days out, life atm is so fucking boring I’m
zwamboobs: I’ve seen people on tumblr and twitter be sarcastic like “the news will be like unarmed black man killed by the police spent 2 weeks in jail back in 1999” but I didn’t think I’d actually see something exactly like that mentioned
jiahpleasechill: white people need to stay off urban dictionary tryna tell people what AAVE terms mean because they always wrong as fuck and inaccurate as hell just like that the fuck do y'all even be talking about where do y'all even come up with any
notebookthief: worldaccordingtofangirls: some day i”ll go to a therapist and they’ll be like “where did it all start” and i’ll put my head in my hands and mumble “there was this one website…” and the therapist will be like oh no not
punkrockluna: i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
d0nn0: 7ae-deactivated20140920: grass pen this is actually so good because you can be in class and someone will be like do you have a pen i can borrow and you can just be like nope all i got is this fucking plant no pens for you to never give back
castieltheangelofthursgay: if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
cavycas: i just imagine bottom!dean being like so shameless when it comes to his and cas’ relationship. like someone tries to insult him or embarrass him when they notice dean walking funny. like, “rough night, winchester?” and dean just turns
be like the rocky promontory
animeadult: animeadult: i just started watching some UK bachelor show on youtube where some of the guys are gay and the girl has to pick a straight guy by the end and they’re all meeting her for the first time and giving her presents and this one
uglyboyband: i hate being mentally ill because the first thought i have now when someone gets even remotely romantically close to me is “how will they ever like me when i’m so fucked up” followed by “they don’t deserve to be with someone
baberellafox: like it’s easy to tell if someone is uncomfortable being around you…they shift their body away, make no eye contact, or maybe they just stop talking but men on the street don’t care, they act like vultures 💀
make-you-beg-for-it: sonoanthony: everything hurts girls when they not having sex, you bump them and they be like “ouch” but if it’s sex they be like “punch me in the face you pussy” you right, you right
hotdominicanmom: johnniewaswolf: brinajay-27: lovemissangela: iamncgalactic: hotdominicanmom: Amazing White media be like Did they literally say a monster A monster?? 😂😂 It’s never that serious It’s GAWKER it’s sarcasm It is ALWAYS
secretfusion: anchorberry-at-5: Ruby and Sapphire wearing slightly altered outfits…was this probably their past forms? Or was it how they looked like before they got destabilized? jen-iii rhinocio this seems like something you two might be interested
btw I didn’t expect the interactions between Vi and Caitlyn to be so-
ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they offer me something and I respectfully decline and say I am 100% not interested and they’re like “I understand you don’t need it but we just want you to try it for free” LIKE PLEASE
