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lokis-army-at-221b: ewmartin: sherlike: ewmartin: what if during john’s stag, sherlock and john get so drunk that they reach a point where sherlock is like “you show me yours and i’ll show you mine” and they compare scars i thought that was
benekanbabatchi: privaterichardeater: lordofthejohnlock: the website hasn’t crashed yet because the people who work at tumblr have been preparing 2 years for this. they probably have a button they push when the sherlockians lose their shit
moviesatthetheatres: “They take place in three different time periods, each separated by about 60 years from the next…But they’re all deeply American stories about wealth and the ways in which these men try to hold on to and achieve that wealth.”
yeliw: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING mermaid dogs
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b: parenting tip making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you
hitlervevo: my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long” and it has been 3 years
thebaconsandwichofregret: sometimes i don’t think they’re real, they’re too perfect
songofages: casualdorkpatrol: casualdorkpatrol: so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went “ I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT
agenthiccupofarendelle: insertcoolpunhere: thenightfuryblog: somedisneyprincesss: Love is an open door. what I never got about this scene is; what are they standing on? where is the shadow from the thing they are standing on? That really bothered
search-the-castle: yeliw: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING mermaid dogs MERMAID DOGS
fandommember: shadowstar13: supernaturally-marvelous: vanconcastiel: Internally moosing… *suffocates laughing* I lost it at internally moosing *pleased moose grunt* #WHEN ARE THEY COMING BACK#Please be S9E20#since that would mean that they are
shiraae: robodokis: IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THEN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT
fuck-benedict: fuck-benedict: OH MY GOD MY PARENTS JUST TOLD ME THE STORY OF HOW THEY STARTED DATING ok so they worked together in a town called abbotsford and my father had a crush on my mother and one day he asked her “nice bum where ya from”
you-pray-too-loud-pickebicke: tennants-hair: raggedyarchangel: geniusbillionairesassmaster: #they didn’t break the fourth wall they literally fucking crashed through it with a dramatic shattering of glass you have a supernatural gif describing
zarggg: giraffepoliceforce: I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife. They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
lordcaliborn: i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like no no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
destroy-me-in-the-tardis: Imagine Castiel and Dean hiding their relationship and one night they’re cuddling on the couch in the bunker watching TV because they think Sam is out, but then Sam walks in and is like “What the hell?!?” and then he’s
egberts: medusan: abc family hasn’t had a harry potter marathon in a while im worried just wait until they get permission to show deathly hollows part II on tv, they’ll probably change their name to hp family and change their logo to the deathly
quitegregarious: WATCH FUTURAMA THEY SAID. IT’S A FUNNY SHOW THEY SAID.
dicklover3000: hespokeoftoast: shutupaubrey: If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m
bakasara: onamelancholyhill: turkeychesters: HOW CAN PEOPLE POSSIBLY CONTINUE TO DENY HOW CANON THEY ARE REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE OF REASONS. some days I still can’t believe most of these scenes exist, but then I remember that YES THEY DO and I
restlesslyaspiring: duckstapler: myfebronia: escapingthefarm: ladycedar: There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing
adidadisney: disney-park-junkie: Because you know you sweatin’ Hercules. [☠] Not only is he pretty but they didn’t put him in one of the shitty muscle suits. They are his real muscle. Bless good casting.
factsinallcaps: WHEN THE WRITERS OF “DOCTOR WHO” FOUND OUT THAT DAVID TENNANT HAD TROUBLE SAYING WORDS ENDING WITH -OON WITHOUT REVERTING BACK TO HIS NATURAL SCOTTISH ACCENT, THEY WROTE AN ENTIRE EPISODE AND INVENTED A NEW TYPE OF ALIEN JUST SO THEY
newpope: newpope: newpope: my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour. i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going
knightscrest: officialnasa: knightscrest: knightscrest: how do astronauts say they’re sorry? they apollo-gize!! We dont apologize. we are perfect. nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
wonderous-world: The Siberian Flying Squirrel photographed by Masatsugu Ohashi can be found in Russia, China, Japan, North and South Korea, as well as a few other countries. They tend to live in spruce, cider, or pine trees and they depend on the trees
laugh-addict: airagorncharda: keybladesoras: What do you mean the doors stuck, try jiggling the handle. what I love so much about this scene is how they clearly had a PLAN for this they’ve done this shit before
viviku: gothfabio: ricktimus: Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They
blackbarmitzvahs: inkhat: Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in
mishadmitrikrushniccollins: So I work for my school’s campus safety, and part of my job as dispatcher is to listen to the police scanner for police activity in the area. They just reported that they were chasing a black ‘67 Chevy Impala. SAM
carry-on-my-wayward-nun: bakrua: obscurer: this year in Vancouver they painted rainbow crosswalks for PRIDE, turns out the city loved them so much they are keeping them permanently! I found out about this and thought it was so cool I had to upload
out-in-the-open: They grew up great. They grew up heroes
incredibly-interested: micoovav: theenglishmoon: tokyo—house—party: slumberblues: rosesareray: drunkteeth: havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back someone
methlaboratories: ask any high school student what they wanna do once they leave high school and watch them cry right in front of you
bowsandbohs: natawhat: misandrist: People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit. Accurate.
lauramain-sherlolly: dudeufugly: wivalamine: shahlalalalala: earthlyscum: can someone bring capes back into fashion when the fuck did they even go out of fashion Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion The first time the Incredibles
shego: people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
thespywhospies: Supernatural AU: Mr. & Mr. Smith Dean and Cas are happily married but they don’t know that they each have some extra-curricular activities on the side.
elletiburon: sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too
unicorn-sparkle-bug: zeklos: crumbled-paper-hearts: i—need—a—doctor: When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they
depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?
ollyhooper: REBLOG THE GREEN BROTHERS EVERYTIME THEY ARE MY DASH SAYING THEY LOVE EACH OTHERS
rioliv: It never occurred to them…that sure,they never really had a roof and four walls…But they were never,in fact,homeless.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
trickysp8: onesassydemon: lil-nerdy-dude-with-wings: auroralightsineuropeskies: Can we talk about how huge his wings are? you know what they say, big wings.. bigger shadow on the ground when they die!
sarcasticocean: #i’d really just like to impress upon you that they’re basically professional murderers #they look so confused with nothing to kill
dogapult: today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire: Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling
flutterbyesandpollywogs: ilikedraugar: escapetheheat: Pro Tip: Don’t tell depressed people how good they have it in comparison to others. They already know and already feel guilty about it. You’re making the problem worse. This forever. That
trickster-penguin: THE ANIMALS IN DISNEY ARE RAVENOUS BEASTS LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THEY SEE FOOD AND THEY WILL COME
howlsmoving-asshole: howllor: oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal. watching them try
uglysoulsbeautifulbodies: DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE
heartuncensored: spoken-not-written: am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked I feel the same way.
Movies touch our hearts and awaken our vision, and change the way we see things. They take us to other places, they open doors and minds. Movies are the memories of our lifetime, we need to keep them alive.*
bandom-pride: I love Fall Out Boy because sometimes they have some really great lyrics like and But then other times they have really relatable lyrics and and there’s angry lyrics too Like there’s a song for every mood
religiousdad: when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
pizzaboats: THEY LOOK SO PROUD!!! LOOK AT OUR bABIES! WE MADE THESE!!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE!! HAVE U MET OUR BABIES YET LOOK AT THEM!! BABY DOGGIES!!! THAT WE MADE!!!
magicaldestinies: idreamofjimmy: works for me I always found it so sweet that they actually took the time to answer these questions so that they could continue being friends with Jimmy
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