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“I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?”
Comp prize #3 for @gre7g!Features a race of alien in his up-coming book- I’ve read the first and it’s great so if you’re interested check them out whilst you’re at it.
innocent-light-archive-blog: No matter what happens…you’re you, Homura-chan. I will never abandon you.
penguinsledding: this quarantine, we’re bringing tumblr back! I’ve tried the other social media platforms, and I hate them! they make me use my real name! they’re always trying to sell me things! here, the mean users are random antis or racist bone
Lowkey wanna start reporting photos of shirtless men on Instagram because they’re half naked, they’re exposing themselves for attention and posting it online, it’s partial nudity, sexually suggestive
lancrebitch: hotcommunist: THEY’RE!!! ROCKS!!! THEY’RE ROCKS!!!! THEY HAVE BEEN IN THE DAMN GROUND BEFORE MODERN GENDER ROLLS (™) WERE EVEN INVENTED!!! AND YET STILL I HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES! BETTER MAKE SURE I DESIGNATE THESE
thecutestscribeoferebor said: aaah, cutie ;A; they’re rambling about the math they did to figure out the appropriate cup size for their breast forms and garcia and morgan take it as a challenge to find a way to distract them to a point that
knock-knock-its-knuckles: artemispanthar: I predict there will be many posts in the SU tag hyping “Coach Steven” over the next few days and then a flood of “WHERE’S THE NEW EPISODE??” on Wednesday when it inevitably doesn’t air Or you’re
graceybird replied to your post:lennat replied to your post:… Personally I think a skunk fits Amethyst quite well. They have associations with self-confidence and assertiveness but also playfulness and sensuality, all of which I think fit her.
ghoulsjw: It must be rough being a pearl. They’re probably closer to their diamonds than anyone else, and yet, they’re so disposable. sorry for the drama lmao
upsetatrocks: i’m proud of the cgs for being so gentle with malachite, lapis and jasper. of course steven made them so proud, but i think he’s got every reason to be proud of them too? they just tried to do good by everyone involved, just like he
hawkeyedflame: i am a BIG fan of the new way they’re making pearl blush over the bridge of her nose
I quite like how The Walking Dead (show) added a deaf character and a hard-of-hearing character (played by deaf and hard-of-hearing actors) this season and that whenever the group they’re in converses they all sign along with speaking instead of
johnaeryns: Either we end this now and enjoy the time we had and go our separate ways, or we’re… Or what? Or we’re– I mean… Or maybe… Maybe we get married?
closettherapist: trillgamesh: firefoxshawty: andrusi: weeaboobs: senpaitheking: That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna
5sosphanandshortbread:rabbittwalter:gamtav88:brooklyn-knight:jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome. because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook,
the neo sploosh and eliter/creeper and victor thought they were slick lmao nice try kiddos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) don’t let anyone tell u inkbrushes are the worst weapons
jupitersaurus: jupitersaurus: The only thing younger siblings are really good for is handing you toilet paper through the door when you’ve realized you’ve got no tissue but you’re already in mid piss. Oh and they’re also good at bringing you
dancybutt: dancybutt: dancybutt: dancybutt: my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework #cater the funeral with chicken
loserapproaching: muggleland: do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying
castiel-angelofthelord: bakasara: silence-is-not-easy: Adopted Winchesters in Dark Red Hoodie. There’s a pattern here, they’re trying to pass a message and I can’t figure it out. it’s the Red Hoodie Of Family. If they give it to you, you’re
mazikeen: #can you imagine like you’re having a conversation with someone #and they’re being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever #you’re straightfacing #and slowly reach up and pull your little cord to shut your blinds #perfect
electricmonk333: #this is what i love about Sam and Dean #even though they’re going through some shit #even though they’re on a case and dealing with bullshit #they still find little things to make fun of #and to just be BROTHERS #Sam didn’t have
actassone: songofsunset: inventrix: 0trevskies: When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it motherfucker this made me so
theavengerstookthetardis: nightlockandfoxes: vivacious-voices: piertotum-locomottor: frostingpeetaswounds: CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW IN THE FIRST ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION BUT IN THE SECOND ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS FOR EACH
thebaconsandwichofregret: sometimes i don’t think they’re real, they’re too perfect
dicklover3000: hespokeoftoast: shutupaubrey: If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m
partybarackisinthehousetonight: ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
heartuncensored: spoken-not-written: am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked I feel the same way.
songofsunset: inventrix: 0trevskies: When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
geekishchic: gamtav88: brooklyn-knight: jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome. because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he
brutalboobs: silhouettes-of-my-soul: here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful
nixpunk: significant other is one of my favourite terms. like, there are many, but this one is significant. and they’re other. and they’re mine. significantly mine
mistafuckingbooty: holywatersupersoakers: stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE wait WHAT?!
blumbitch: When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
dajo42: dajo42: “i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me” well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you an interesting
mrymorstn-archive: you know those people who are just luminous, like they’re so beautiful and everything they do is endearing and all you can do is stare and hope that some of their light hits you someday. maybe it’s not even romantic but they’re
grandpacain:In the one breath they’re applauding Dean for breaking free from macho male stereotypes and creating his own person apart from gender stereotypesin the next breath, they’re calling Dean gay for enjoying stereotypically feminine activities,
watercakes:Ur ex don’t give a fuck how you’re doing. At all. They don’t love you, they love themselves and they need their ego stroked by ur attention. They ain’t committed to the friendship. They’re committed to the attention that u give them.
brutalboobs:silhouettes-of-my-soul: here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure
dcgcharlie: akasakaryuunosuke: people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying If they are calm, collected, not swearing and looking you right in the eye you better pray they are merciful even if you’re atheist because otherwise
annakie: annakie: I hope they’re getting married right now.Source UPDATE: THEY’RE DOING IT!
nfornihilism: silentthevoice: *nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless. the sun isnt a rock go back to
maximoffwinchester: SAM’S ROLE IN EVERY DESTIEL FANFICTION IS TELLING DEAN AND CAS THAT THEY’RE IDIOTS AND THAT THEY’VE BEEN IN LOVE FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND THAT THEY’RE FUCKING BLIND GOODBYE
technicallity: yikes @ people who think they’re cute when they’re openly rude for no reason
padaleckisam: Think Hannibal Lecter and his half-wit little brother. Do you know what these guys do for kicks? Dig up graves and mutilate corpses. They’re not just killers, Sheriff. They’re Satan-worshipping, nutbag killers.
magitekgaymer: deadmomjokes: thefutureauthor: WHY DO SO LITTLE PEOPLE HAVE DEAN AND SEAMUS AS THEIR OTP? I MEAN SERIOUSLY THEY’RE NEVER APARTEVER Are we also not going to mention the one where they’re holding hands? Dean/Seamus is canon as
satansboobjuice: they’re doing it. they’re doing the tHING
castiel-for-king: I want like a forhead touching scene between Cas and Dean but I want it to be sweet in a Cas and Dean kind of way. Like They’re all sweaty and dirty right after killing a baddy on a hunt. Cas almost got hurt protecting Dean. They’re
controlledeuphoria: They’re new to this world and they’re doing an excellent job !
torikaze: babyanimalgifs: In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies. oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll
patriciasage: Hear me out. “Your Name”-esque dream connection (soulmate?) zukka AU.Ever since they can remember, Zuko & Sokka have been having these weird, occasional dreams where they’re living someone else’s life. It’s like they’re
theducktah: do you have those friends on tumblr that you pretty much never talk to but you follow them and they follow you and whenever you see them on your dash it just makes you smile and you’re so happy they’re there and yet you’ve
fl0ppyfish: took these at Nottingham last night, totally worth the 4 hours there and back almost getting lost haha! I thought I was bad at Cardiff but this night absolutely broke me, seeing them all like this and their little speeches. I hope they keep
man i hate people on pokemon showdown, if you’re losing then they make fun of you and pm you to harass you about your loss, but if you DO win they also harass you cause they’re sore losers
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
highly-opinionated-nerd: Do you ever just… favorite-character-at-first-sight? Like, they walk on screen and say ONE WORD and immediately you’re just smitten. “That one. That’s the one. I don’t know who they are yet but they’re my fave.”
There’s this guy from Korea in my comp game rn and they’re just super nice?? Like saying ‘Korea #1!!’ And calling out who they’re attacking as Winston and just going 'nice!! Nice!!’ And so we won and now all of us are
qbj replied to your post: i find that when i watch … Yes but Christa and Ymir. ahaha sure they’re great but i dont…… ship them??? like in a “they cute and they cute together and if they end up kissin that would be totes