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metaphoricalprune: When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so
so as we all know, anchal is dating jim carrey. but i read a rumor that they’re now getting married. how random is that? (he’s more than twice her age fyi)
ameliajunex: thebepz: hellocookie: talkaboutspaceships: Couple has really awesome Batgirl/Nightwing wedding cause they’re awesome.(source: http://imgur.com/a/XSADm) WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME SO I CAN HAVE A GEEK WEDDING!? I want this but with kid
memeufacturing: me: can i get some *looks at smudged writing on hand* married iguanasdrug dealer: *opens coat to reveal two iguanas holding hands*me *smiling*: i’m so glad they’re happy together
leonkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now
rolling-blunder: They’re acting like an old married couple more so than usualmuch cuddles, much love
perks-of-a-wallflower-xo: divieen: fuck-supr3m3: bl-ossomed: Franco brothers are so beautiful <3 oh my gawd WAAAAAAIT they’re brothers wtffffff marry meee both!
hashtagnerdswagger: #i’m not saying that dean and cas act exactly like an old married couple#but they’re completely in love#bicker all the time#and look at each other with sappy hearts in their eyes so actually yes#yes that is exactly what i’m
j1tters: tthornton: this is probably the cutest thing ever can i marry all of them at once because they’re all so cute and just toews ughufigbjndf
transpidermen: transpidermen: hi this is so funny to me literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of
coolkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon and you watching a movie and eating popcorn and potato rings. You icon gets a potato ring stuck to their ringfinger so they take another potato ring and sticks it onto your ringfinger whispering “We’re married now.”
kenjiden: nemo-tv-champion: Laughing so hard at this They forgot the classics as “You only need 7 wingmen” and “Marry a princess if you’re a poor bastard”.
love-hard-love-forever: coookiesndcream: nightsofpassion: kiragustafson: Cardboard fireplace They’re a keeper. Damn….. I’d marry them So thoughtful
t-ropisch: i-dont-sleep-i-dream: c—onverse: why. they are all so perfect. WHY MUST I LIVE IN SUCH A PLACE WHERE THE BOYS HERE ARE AL DOUCHE CANOES! boys. you’re all perfect. im going to change my identity so that i can marry all 17 of you. xxxxxxxxxxxx
heatherhomewrecker: Married men with children so often feel sexually ignored that they’re some of the easiest targets for a babysitter to entice.
smithnoble: doctor who meme: two quotes (½) When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much
shinybluebirdwizard:Twilight and Yor are not technically husband and wife but they are becoming so alike it’s undeniable they’re very much a Married CoupleThey both put on little disguisesThey both are awesome at zip-lining (and look cool
I follow so many cute boys but like they’re all dating someone or married Sigh
Marry that person who’s never gonna start with only one finger, because you’re gonna be so horny around them all the time that’ll have a lot of space to fill. Also they’ll know that they can put in as much as they want.
ruffboijuliaburnsides: passionpeachy: Watching Ruby and Sapphire kiss on the lips is so satisfying, nevermind that they’re literally two lesbians proposing and getting married on children’s programing, imo that kiss would’ve made cartoon history
