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ratingcelebtits: We’re starting off very strong here, with Salma Hayek. She’s of course famous for her massive tits. They’re big, well shaped and put on a perfect body, so there’s not really much to complain about here. As we can see from the
ohimgonnacum: Another hairbrush babe. Think they pick which one to buy while thinking about how they’re going to get off on it? ;)
anderstorrentsmagic: keptonice: as long as they keep pissing off whiney pissbabies like this one, Bioware is a-OK by me. THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY XD Pleased to see mr straight, cis dude is unhappy. If it bothers someone so much, that they cant romance
You know what really pisses me off? When guys act like sweethearts in the beginning when they’re chasing after a girl. But once they have the girl, the guy starts to treat the girl like shit. Seriously, what the fuck? If you tried so hard to get her,
mjthi: i went to the emergency room last night because i thought i broke my toesthey’re not broken but two of my toenails will probably fall off and they’re fucked and bruised.my heart is in about the same shape.but its rly nice to have someone to
forbes: “Evil,” says Simone. “THEY ARE SATAN! I wouldn’t wish them on my worst enemy,” writes Edward B. “I feel like I would have been better off borrowing money from the MOB!” says Ryan S. They’re all talking about the same thing: the
makeupbag: Say hello to my all-time favorite lipsticks ever. Kat Von D’s Studded Kiss Lipsticks. There are 30 different shades and they’re all basically perfection. They last forever, you will literally have to wipe if off at the end of the day instead
hootie-who: Remember, bimbos are too stupid and horny to properly multitask.To save on laundry bills, leave your bimbos naked or they’re likely to cum in their pants before they ever remember to take them off.
scars-just-dont-heal-the-same: im-better-0ff-this-way: ‘We’re not models, the camera went off we swear.’ I got this picture signed when I met them. Alan said this: ” you know that scene in mean girls where they’re all walking through the
inherplace: It’s Christmas Eve, and this will be the first time he meets her family. The bus just dropped them off; they’re waiting for her sister to pick them up. They have a bet: if she can make him come before their ride arrives, she wins. If
nanditoxxx: imdatfreak: Tiger Tyson got Castro’s cakes!!!! I hate it that they’re wearing a condom cuz I honestly doubt that they wear one off camera, but still very #sexy to watch them both #fuck I always wanted to see Castro take dick.. Hot
wakingthegoldenwood: tsundereslasher: Colin and Bradley together are hilarious. They’ve got so many ongoing jokes at six o’clock in the morning in the car, that you want to sleep but they’re just going and firing it off at each other. And that
menbeingbeautiful: Butt #33 Austin Merrick gets on all fours to show off his bubble butt. — This Week at Men Being Beautiful: 100 Beautiful Butts! Whether they’re big or small, firm or soft, we’re celebrating the diverse beauty of this important
gjglen96: gjglen96:Sissies hitch hiking need to be WARNED, You may not be as luck as this Sissy Fuck Slut they may just drop you off where you asked without filling you with cum first. Make sure they’re going to fuck you before you get in the car.
blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: If you think this is showing off too much cleavage, than you’re just too prudish. Lighten up, after all they’re just boobs!
momfacials: Brother Tip #39: Smoke pot with your sisters. Once your sisters get high, they’ll probably start stripping each other. Sit back and hit your joint while you watch your three sisters tear each-others’ clothes off until they’re all standing
It’s kind of amazing how much faith you have in the Pats. They’re favored, for sure, but you ever heard about not betting anything you can’t afford to lose? If they win, you get anal. I’m totally willing. But if my Falcons pull off the upset,
phdebaecque: If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off. show me whatcha got!
Video length: 1272 With all of these guys helping Junna Kogima get off, you know that they’re going to be expecting something in return. After this hot chick has her loud orgasm from the vibrators, they line up in this asian facial
“Oh thank goodness you’re here, a thief grabbed me from behind and stripped off my lovely outfit. I’ve been here hiding so that none of the townsfolk see my in this state. Mind you help me get a tunic?”....“Yes…they’re jewelled garments….”
shellyshockz: I’m honestly scared for Steven Universe, because the fandom keeps causing bigger and bigger problems. They’re going to literally get this show kicked off the air if they do not fucking chill.
babygonzo: cieply: architags: Gres House. Luciano Kruk. Itauna. Brasil. under construction. images © Luciano Kruk where they jack off at in the open they’re not ashamed
chocodile: Primarina, Incineroar, and Decidueye in Don Bluth style! They’re based off of his three favorite character types: Pretty Girl, Villain with Teeth, and Bird. Now just imagine the male trainer as a “Don Bluth Boyfriend” type and we’re
equine-awareness: It really saddens me to see BLM Mustangs in feedlots destined for slaughter tbh. Like this horse was FREE in the wild, and now they’re destined to be killed because someone thought they were a novelty, and once that newness wore off
Also I think the “log off” protest is exactly what they want anyway if the rumors are true that Tumblr is just a giant joke to Yahoo and they’re just trying to find an excuse to shut the website down entirely.Good Riddance. I just hope the people
thevampsmajkl: nialljhood: The minute a band or artist has a bunch of female fans, they lose artistic credit in society but if a band has a lot of male fans, they’re considered “great bands” and “greatest artist of our times”. Pisses me off
impure-kink: A rivalry/frenemy omo situation: Two characters who aren’t on the friendliest of terms and tend to argue a lot, are off together somewhere. One of them desperately needs to use a bathroom, more so than they’re showing. While they are
wadmalzpaduasoy:Hilarious Dog Memes!# 4 Nobody MoveThis dog wears the burglar disguise only to make the thieves think he’s on their side while they’re ransacking your place. But once they finish looting the bedroom, the hat flies off and he…hides
spaceplantz: I want someone to look at me like they’re obsessed with me, like they can’t keep their hands off me and constantly want to kiss me yano.
Just grabbed these adorable lil sketches off of @wonkyaim! They’re in need of some cash right now so they are doing doodles for ũ and other stuff! Go check em out! :3
thebuttkingpost: tubesock: lizardlicks: chelseigh: hashtagdion: surpriseversussuspense: hashtagdion: Even if you’re unemployed, even if you’re taking time off from school, even if nobody is calling and making plans with you, get out of bed,
fizzy-dog: imagine you’re with a very hot person making out and things start getting steamy and they take off their shirt and they have this tattooed in the middle of their chest Along with a traingirl
needsofthemany: I’m so in love with how they came off hiatus, like it wasn’t just, ‘yo we’re going to be recording at some point in the future’ it was HERE HAVE A SONG AND A TOUR AND AN ALBUM RELEASE DATE AND MERCH AND WE’RE BACK i dont
jehovahhthickness: Sometimes people need their space. They’re not cutting you off … they just need time to fucking breathe and take care of themselves. That shit has nothing to do with you.
riiri-chan: ✿Mint Stripe Pantsu from SpreePicky ✿Use the code “riiri-chan” for ŭ off when you spend โ or more!They also come in Blue & Pink~! My boyfriend bought me these for my birthday back in January & they’re just so comfy!
fumbledeegrumble: samael: astralika: trinklied: bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like
agentofkhaose: “Reylo sucks” I say into the mic.The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.“They’re right” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Daisy
westfailia: bold that neo nazis think they’d survive in a post apocalypse where they’re cut off from hentai streaming sites
mixingmetaphorsoup: kyraneko: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: k-lionheart: bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person
shitposting-ffa: show your fat partner off goddamn. take them around town on dates and kiss them. hold their hands and tell them they’re the hottest person in the room. check them out when they get up and walk around, show ur friends ur hot as fuck
korota37: helshades: irentmylife: sirterrypratchett: samael: astralika: trinklied: bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good”
spaceplantz:I want someone to look at me like they’re obsessed with me, like they can’t keep their hands off me and constantly want to kiss me yano.
just-shower-thoughts: When somebody tells you to “sleep on it” if you’re feeling conflicted about something, they’re telling you to turn yourself off and on again to solve the problem.
owlmylove: feminist-rants: owlmylove: they’re gonna pass their finals who? the student reading this as soon they get off this goddamn website
dirtyberd: pussyclench: pussyclench: that’s why you gotta catch em off guard when they’re inside you gotta do a strong ass kegel so they can’t pull out and you gotta whisper in their ear “this my dick and don’t you ever forget it” then
iluvmydad: I heard my mom and her friends talking about my uncle Chris. Her friends kept saying they heard “Chris gotta big ass dick” and asking if he got a girl or something my mom shook they’re Prodding off but all I thought about was does Uncle
ifyoucarryonthisway: the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun
nikalos: phdebaecque: If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off. 2 steppin
nastynymphosluts: Trust me. If you’re having fantasies about getting jerked off this way, they’re not going to go away.
byrneing:today my therapist told me that sometimes negative feelings like guilt, anxiety, self loathing, etc are like the hiccups. they’re uncomfortable, we don’t like them, there’s no way to turn them off; they can even be incapacitating for a
princesscallyie: prisoner-or-savior: teacupballerina: “THESE PEOPLE ARE SO BAD AT ART AND THEY’RE SO IMMATURE AND JUST NEED TO BE BULLIED OFF OF THE INTERNET!!! EVERYONE LOOK AT THEM AND BULLY THEM PLEASE!!! THEY DID SOMETHING I REALLY DON’T
theseavoices: mrsmusicaddict: lecteronthelam: theseavoices: theseavoices: I can’t leave these figures alone on my desk for a minute! Honestly! They don’t like getting told off either. is it wrong that i see an AU here? Never. Well, they’re
gamefacesmart: gamefacesmart: Society can fuck off. Fat people can wear crop tops, leggings as pants, and basically whatever the fuck else they want as long as it makes them feel comfortable in the skin they’re in. Reblogging this hidden gem from
smallguns: snoopythatsme: ilovestinkyfeet: “Are my feet stinky? I had to take these sneakers off, my feet are so sweaty. By the look of that big bulge in your pants I don’t think you mind if they’re stinky. Sniff….sniff, my gosh they
