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wasongo: It’s 3AM so that means time for demon au! Here’s demon!Lavi. (they/them) They’re a Memitim (Grim Reaper) They like to show off their skinny legs and also use their tail as a bubble blower when bored.
maroonbones: GET TO KNOW ME MEME: Favorite TV series [4/5] → Orphan Black. We’re clones! We’re somebody’s experiment and they’re killing us off!
gotsoul:“A hundred years ago they used to put on a white sheet and use a bloodhound against Negroes. Today they have taken off the white sheet and put on police uniforms and traded in the bloodhounds for police dogs, and they’re still doing the same
girlswithbigcocks: TS girls who are this awesome often love getting fucked in front of a crowd, so they can show off their amazing body. And also so they can pick some lucky guy to swallow their load when they’re ready to cum.
kubriq: “We’re clones! We’re someone’s experiment and they’re killing us off!”
fullpraxisnow: “A hundred years ago they used to put on a white sheet and use a bloodhound against Negroes. Today they have taken off the white sheet and put on police uniforms and traded in the bloodhounds for police dogs, and they’re still
starwarsisgay: The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12 hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself.
Possible outcome for this dreaded scene from (presumably) “Just Friends”.The person off-screen Marco is holding hands with is Jackie.Star and Marco are not aware of how awfully close they are: they always act like this, because they’re friends and
prokopetz:I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.
ravishedrogue: I’d just like to say fuck these fancy-ass panties because they are fussy. But I suppose they’re meant to be taken off anyway. They may be fussy, but they look damn good.
did-you-kno: An Australian company has invented the first rubber shoes for horses. They’re non-permanent, lightweight, comfortable, they provide traction and shock absorption, and they can clip on and off whenever you need them. Source
adurot: gunrunnersarsenal: did-you-kno: An Australian company has invented the first rubber shoes for horses. They’re non-permanent, lightweight, comfortable, they provide traction and shock absorption, and they can clip on and off whenever you
thechronicleofshe: nightmarish-argonian: pbsnature: We love otters. I WANT IT I love all animals because they could just claw our faces off but they choose not to because they’re nice.
starwarsisgay:The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself.
meerareed: Buffy Meme: [2/7] quotes - Looks good, doesn’t it? They’re trapped in here. Terrified. Meat for the beast. And there’s nothin’ they can do but wait. That’s all they’ve been doing for days, waiting to be picked off, having nightmares
shootoffonher: Trick or Treat!: Lucy tries to trick these two dungeon dwelling captives by showing off her hot bod while they’re in cages. But when they break out, they make her their treat! Happy Halloween! Part 3 of 3.
fightingforwhales: SeaWorld is running out of space for more whales. What are they going to do when they’re completely full up? Just stop breeding? I wonder if they’ll be idiots again and send their young whales off to some obscure foreign park
lil-mizz-jay: Titty’s Biggest FanTitty ran into a new Vixen in Titty City, goes by the name “Cock Shock.”They’re a HUGE fan of her! They’ve jerked off to her, exclusively, for the past four months, since they first heard about her on the Booty
spaceagelovesong3:i hate middle aged people any time you mention that you’re tired they’re like just wait until you’re 30 THEN you’ll see. like… first off i’m dying sometime in the next 3-5 years so jot that down
jemcasey: ‘Our husbands are pretty pleased with how we’re dressed for church… They should know better… We’re off to see that wonderful young Pastor after the service. We’re helping him choose decorations for his new house…
batorboy: pumpstrokeedge: Text: these r my hot GFs I was talking about. They all model in Playboy and other magazines. They’re not prostitutes but for a $ they come to your house and watch u jerk off. It’s what u wanted right? Text: yeah! How much?
modelo-citizen: i don’t know why y’all classified hood niggas as a monolith of sex hungry gorilla apes off a topic where people romanticizing basically gangsta life because they don’t know wtf they’re talking about. that’s what they want is
When I hang out with my friends and we’re bored and I suggest, “hey, we should jerk each other off!” I wish they’d realize I’m not kidding.
scruffywinchester: You’re serious about this. So what, I’m Thelma and you’re Louise and we’re just gonna hold hands and drive off this cliff together? So, @ughdean I colored them and it feels like the destiel increased 200%.
curiousitydidmeintalks: Vision and Ultron sneaking off to mess around a bit. Happens so many times they lose track. This time the space they’re in is too small and doesn’t have much circulation. So they have to make this quick to keep from overheating.
asgardian–angel: philosophyrants: tuhmblr-logic: philosophyrants: tuhmblr-logic: philosophyrants: I fucking HATE men I haTE the way they’re socialized I hate the way they talk I hate the way they take off their shirts like the world wants
what2thinkofwomen: Female holes. They’re all the same really - just pathetic cock sleeves for you to jack off with and ejaculate into…seriously, just close your eyes for a moment the next time you’re fucking a cunt and realize what you’re actually
laksjdhfg09: How about the kids from Narnia?Tom Felton: They’re pretty tame, they’ve got no hope, it wouldn’t even go to physical, it would be merely verbal; he would spit out a few distasteful remarks and they’d run off back into the wardrobe.
sluttysinnerrevived: they–call–me–sicker: That’s good girl, struggle for me. The men on the dark web pay more when they know you don’t want it. They want to watch you be raped and they’re all going to get off to it over and over. 💋
emcxnt: what2thinkofwomen: Female holes. They’re all the same really - just pathetic cock sleeves for you to jack off with and ejaculate into…seriously, just close your eyes for a moment the next time you’re fucking a cunt and realize what you’re
deviouscocks: I enjoy shrinking them. The big cocked tops who would never bottom. They’re always awfully proud of their dicks, they enjoy to show them off.But when they show it to me, they hate it. I just need to look at them for a few seconds for
gloomy-optimist: It’s always a little off-putting when you’re chilling with some dudes and they’re like “haha most girls are really uncomfortable with lewd humor!” It’s like, listen, that’s bc when you’re a girl, lots of dudes take those
kyrbrlvr: jackedmusclehead: Yea, my muscles get me a lot of guys at the gym, but I don’t think they realize I have a monster in my pants. We’ll go back to my place or theirs, and they usually end up just sucking me off because they’re afraid of
bannannibal: What if Daft Punk never breaks up or dies they just hand off their helmets to really amazing musicians that continue making music for them and they just become these immortal beings that no one is really sure who they are anymore they’re
lilylafleur:lostbutt: lilylafleur: Why do men play with your clit like they’re trying to rub a stain off of a shirt? praying for straight girls for real though its like they’re down there trying to light a damn fire please chill
sexschoolcruise: domsleath: jeankd: trebled-negrita-princess: hypnotic-flow: my nigga, i am completely deceased 💀💀💀 Okay cut can somebody please explain to me how they’re peeling off that man’s epidermis with such ease… They’re
stacykdid: A few favorite images from off ‘the web’…Whether it’s what they’re wearing, how they’re tied, or that look on their face, I just love them (or would love to be them!).
amkidd: MRS SUICIDE I know I act a fool but with you I’ll play it smart everybody else claim they’re down but they ain’t up to par. it’s not an accident you’re here for all the reasons I’ll play the best for you even if it’s off season
ginsengandhoney: wanted to make alolan forms for the zubat line since sun and moon first came out but never got around to it till now lmfao they’re fairy/flying type and changed due to their diet of fruit juice. they’re based off fruit eating bats
doublewowee: does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle
grandfatherjosephmgraceffa: philosaurs: revengeance: novena5: revengeance: I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh my fucking god I’m furious.
bellsket: “This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!” shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a
lilylafleur: lostbutt: lilylafleur: Why do men play with your clit like they’re trying to rub a stain off of a shirt? praying for straight girls for real though its like they’re down there trying to light a damn fire please chill
killbenedictcumberbatch: jesus christ, be polite to children and show them manners. fucking say excuse me when you walk past them, apologize to them when you cut them off, thank them when they’re courteous to you. they’re not little objects that don’t
urhighnessbitch: Okay but,,,, how much fun is it to make your sub suck off your strap?? When they’re trying so hard and are getting so worked up while you can’t even feel their efforts. Gotta remind them they’re your pretty little toy every once
urhighnessbitch:Okay but,,,, how much fun is it to make your sub suck off your strap?? When they’re trying so hard and are getting so worked up while you can’t even feel their efforts. Gotta remind them they’re your pretty little toy every once
snow-white-and-little-red said: YOUR MY SENPAI THEY’RE MY SENPAI YOUR MY SENPAI THEY’RE MY SENPAI snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:weissrabbit likes the softball au *rushes off to… YEA WE MADE THE SENPAIS PROUD SENPAI I
sissyslut1992:They’re going to lift the skirt and see your panties. They’re going to rip them off and fuck you. ❤️
revengeance:novena5:revengeance:I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh my fucking god I’m furious.
manateeluver64: my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.
skeletizzle: killbenedictcumberbatch: jesus christ, be polite to children and show them manners. fucking say excuse me when you walk past them, apologize to them when you cut them off, thank them when they’re courteous to you. they’re not little
whatadirtylittlesecret:Would love for someone to tell me “you’ve been working so hard, you need to relax. Let me help you unwind.” They’re already taking my clothes off, whispering all the dirty things they’re going to do to me, and praising
welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS
bborzoi:you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the
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