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samael: astralika: trinklied: bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they

manateeluver64: my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy: what if the tumblr diet is actually this amazing diet with fast, fantastic results and all of these anons just want to help us but they’re too shy to do it off of anonymous so they’re crying alone in their rooms

kaiaminalcrossing: kaiami: They’re complete!!! I had to stay off the internet for a whole day to finish these, but they’re finally done. Animal Crossing New Leaf sticker sheets now available in the shop. I can finally rest and by rest i mean play

doublewowee: does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle

bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the

killbenedictcumberbatch: jesus christ, be polite to children and show them manners. fucking say excuse me when you walk past them, apologize to them when you cut them off, thank them when they’re courteous to you. they’re not little objects that

welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE INSPIRATIONS WILL SHRED [HEADBUTTS

doublewowee: does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:because the dRUgS NevER WoRK[KICKS CHAIR]thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk[SMASHES TABLE]CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN[PUNCHES DOOR]THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

doublewowee: does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle

doublewowee: does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle

adventuresonpaper: I have a love affair with hardcovers. They’re elegant and sleek and sometimes when you take off the sleeve there’s a surprise on the cover. But then other times I really love paperbacks because they’re so casual and cool like

durbikins: drinkyourjuiceshelby: ampervadasz: Good morning ! (Unmute !) Do you think you’re better off alone? Just found out they’re a group called Mr. Wilson’s Second Liners and they just do tons of renditions of popular 90s club songs while

randomslasher: rptheturk: princelogical: Me, gritting my teeth: You garbage website. You garbage, garbage website- What really ticks me off about this is that they’re not even giving us the choice to see it anymore. they’re taking the choice away

doublewowee: does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle

doublewowee: does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle

manateeluver64: my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.

manateeluver64: my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS

aphsweden: revengeance: novena5: revengeance: I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh my fucking god I’m furious. fireplace

cuddlesquid: jeankirschste1n: yank76: jeankirschste1n: if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off

samael: astralika: trinklied: bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they

durbikins: drinkyourjuiceshelby: ampervadasz: Good morning ! (Unmute !) Do you think you’re better off alone? Just found out they’re a group called Mr. Wilson’s Second Liners and they just do tons of renditions of popular 90s club songs while

revengeance: novena5: revengeance: I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the

incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly

bellsket: “This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!” shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return

redmiel: starbeastrave: bellsket: “This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!” shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs

welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE INSPIRATIONS WILL SHRED [HEADBUTTS

bellsket: “This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!” shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return

the696969pornking: itsmrheartless: Your girlfriend and her bestie have gone to Ibiza for party season.While you’re sat jerking off to inernet porn they’re poolside, in the centre of a crowd, performing every nasty sex act they can think of for free

bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the

revengeance: novena5: revengeance: I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS

revengeance:novena5:revengeance:I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

good-boy-mikey: When people see you they might think you’re strong, and dominant, alpha, but they’re so wrong. Those huge bulging muscles, that big sexy jockboy body is just a little muscle slut deep down. You exist to serve me, Master, al off your

rupauldragraceuntucked: manateeluver64: my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re

revengeance:novena5: revengeance: I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

killbenedictcumberbatch: jesus christ, be polite to children and show them manners. fucking say excuse me when you walk past them, apologize to them when you cut them off, thank them when they’re courteous to you. they’re not little objects that

manateeluver64: my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.

When you really want to be friends with someone on Tumblr but you feel like they're too quality for you and they'll just think you're really dumb and brush you off.

revengeance: novena5: revengeance: I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

secretdaddy: Bow ties are difficult to pull off…and they’re WAY overdone. But at the right event, done well, they’re very effective

goddamnhella: So if Odin can see everything and Heimdall can see everything do they have long-distance stare-offs and just like, randomly crow triumphantly when they win but they’re all by themselves so they look like they’ve gone nuts

welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS

doublewowee: does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: diggly: sarcastic-and-irritable: revengeance: novena5: revengeance: I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh

btwmalik: “They’re putting in sixty of these life-sezed gromits around the UK. And then they’re gonna auction them off and the proceeds go to charity, so it’s quite cool to kind of be involved with.”

doublewowee: does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle

welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS

revengeance: novena5: revengeance: I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

killbenedictcumberbatch: jesus christ, be polite to children and show them manners. fucking say excuse me when you walk past them, apologize to them when you cut them off, thank them when they’re courteous to you. they’re not little objects that

k-lionheart: bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the

gettingstuffed: I would love to see a girl get off on a wine bottle… they’re so thick, and so blunt, it’s intense to have one in you. Plus, they make the nastiest , sloppiest “pop” sound ever when you pull them out once you’re done.

welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS

bellsket: “This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!” shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return

killbenedictcumberbatch: jesus christ, be polite to children and show them manners. fucking say excuse me when you walk past them, apologize to them when you cut them off, thank them when they’re courteous to you. they’re not little objects that don’t

That awkward moment when you see someone really hot but then they take off their sunglasses and they're really not and you're just like:

killbenedictcumberbatch: jesus christ, be polite to children and show them manners. fucking say excuse me when you walk past them, apologize to them when you cut them off, thank them when they’re courteous to you. they’re not little objects that

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