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videogenic: Granted they’re showing off for the camera. Big time. But their raw talent is undeniable, yo, and they’ve got the hunger for it. And they’re hot. So…damn!
feministfuckdolltrainer: gaggingslut: I ♥ ponytails. They’re such a perfect tool for when a guy just wants a solid grip so he can jack off with my throat. :) Good girls know they’re just masturbation toys.
gountart: absolutely rolling right now over people legitimately trying to defend tumblr taking down so many blogs without warning they’re not protecting you. they’re protecting their assets. get off your high horse for one second and open your damn
thatkinkyswitch: It’s always fun when guys agree to get tied down and jerked off, but forget about the fact that after they cum, they’re still tied up and their cocks are still hard. Better than simply bound and hard, actually; they’re much more
revengeance: novena5: revengeance: I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh my fucking god I’m furious.
fightable-omo: Can we please talk about how cute desperate people are. Whether they’re proud and start off just clenching their thighs together, refusing to let their hands go to their crotch, or if they’re blatant, whining and being vocal about
doublewowee: does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle
God damn anti vaxxers piss me off so much, they’re just as bad as climate change deniers. They’re fucking up everyone’s future but act all high and mighty like we’re the idiots for wanting to live beyond 20!
beyxnika: fistopherbrown: It was perfect for Nicki to rep for the women who are constantly on the receiving end of verbal thrashings; the ones who are always reminded that they're easy to cut off, that they're not loyal, and, also, not shit. This was
bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the
k-lionheart: bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the
randomslasher: rptheturk: princelogical: Me, gritting my teeth: You garbage website. You garbage, garbage website- What really ticks me off about this is that they’re not even giving us the choice to see it anymore. they’re taking the choice away
zmije:zmije:At work when a child is shouting or running around and their parent is like “stop that or they’re gonna come tell you off” or “they’re gonna shout at you” and point at me like no im not 😭 don’t make ur child afraid of me when
msdymonddiva: themanwithinme: hoesnevergetcold: the sad part is they’re all off beat ^^^^^^ lmao. How in the fuck are they ALL off beat at the same damn time?
throwtheedgars: seekinghorcuxes: cacklecas: stoned-levi: revengeance: novena5: revengeance: I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english. Waterfall Oh my fucking
durbikins: drinkyourjuiceshelby: ampervadasz: Good morning ! (Unmute !) Do you think you’re better off alone? Just found out they’re a group called Mr. Wilson’s Second Liners and they just do tons of renditions of popular 90s club songs
shen-long: Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they’re unhappy, they’re probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS
what is the story in these fucking games. what does team skull want? why are they all palsied. What the fuck is this. are they mad cause they’re broke? are they trying to prove a point? are they pissed off failures? what is their goal? they dont actively
vaultdweller: List of Mass Effect Enemies That Can Fuck Right Off (2/6)→Scions Remember Scions in ME2? Yeah they got a facelift. Officially they’re listed as three Husks fused together, but really they’re just an amalgamation of all my blood and
heartmeats replied to your post: “Time for the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead! Yaay”: I’m so nervous over my baby CarolMe too omg D: here’s hoping she makes it out OK
artemispanthar: Do you think the night sky ever bothers Pearl? Like, do the stars look wrong and its off-putting? The stars we see, the configurations they’re in, constellations, they’re are all due to the position our planet is in relation to them
ginsengandhoney: wanted to make alolan forms for the zubat line since sun and moon first came out but never got around to it till now lmfao they’re fairy/flying type and changed due to their diet of fruit juice. they’re based off fruit eating bats
ginsengandhoney: more alolan form things! here’s some alolan ekans and arbok designs, they’re based off the yellow-bellied sea snake! they’re poison/water type.
castielismycherrypie: redmiel: starbeastrave: bellsket: “This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!” shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal
redmiel: starbeastrave: bellsket: “This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!” shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs
reallyporning: 6: Clothed getting off “kageyama, do you like my new running shorts? i saw you looking” “they’re…..too small” “mhmmm” and then they had sweaty disgusting post-run sex on the bed because they’re gross
nicecream: transformers who turn into helicopters spinning their rotors when they’re happy is good, transformers who turn into cars making car alarm noises when they’re taken off guard is great, but what i’m really all about it transformers who
bborzoi:you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the
tarynel: We gotta do better with sex ed man. Wow. They’re better off as a virgin, because they have a lot to learn.
dubiousculturalartifact: Every time minorities on tv get killed off, showrunners keep trying to make excuses by telling us they died to ‘further the story’. What they’re really saying is “This was never your story. You’re not the hero.
thebeeskidneys: the-deep-woods: So I just read this article about how people end up fucking up whatever task they’re doing when they feel like they’re being watched. Scientists have discovered that the sense of being observed actually SHUTS OFF
facerape: hate-them: The best girls don’t just suck cock, they spend every moment they’re not sucking cock, making sure they’re as competent at taking a face-ramming as possible. I do like girls that show off their skills
yummysexycouple: videogenic: Granted they’re showing off for the camera. Big time. But their raw talent is undeniable, yo, and they’ve got the hunger for it. And they’re hot. So…damn! Heaven
jeanprouvaires: They’ve just got to grow up sometime - THE DROP OFF? THEY’RE GOING TO THE DROP OFF? WHAT ARE YOU, INSANE? WHY DON’T WE FRY THEM UP NOW AND SERVE THEM WITH CHIPS?
zodiaccity: Zodiac Capricorn facts: Capricorn has a very lethal tongue when someone has pissed them off. But they’re smart though because they know how to use logic and facts to piss that person off even more.
soupforit: begforgenocide: albaidysproperty: chocolate feast They’re laughing at us as they bounce their Cocks up and down off the foreheads of slavmasters’ grandchildren. They’re laughing hysterically, mocking our defeat, and we only want to
anarchetypal: sapphiccowboy: tbh one of the best tropes is “character with a mask drinks something and it spills off their mask but they know damn well what they’re doing and just refuse to take off their mask” i’d like to contribute: masked
awed-frog:This is the worst thing. The worst. Because they all know climate change is real and dangerous, but instead of doing something about it and save lives and prevent an ecocide, they’re making money off it. They’re churning out fake studies
tragedyposting:ballwizard:why do coffee makers growl at you. What’s the point of all thatThey’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.
cicistories: When the going gets tough, break out the red, it just works. They wont take their eyes off it until they’re ripping it off your body and by that point you wont even care <3 silly boys, so eager and easy to please
horrorbisexual: mlmsamwilson: wlw are fine as long as they’re ‘fun’, ‘fluid’, ‘don’t like labels’ and men can still jerk off to them. but as soon as they have masculine energy or they’re lesbians who are confident and proud of their
babygoatluvr: please stop shopping at american apparel and reblogging their shit they’re a company that thrives off sexualizing girls…. YOUNG girls. they only hire girls that fit their “aesthetic” (meaning: they’re racist af). the ceo fucking
2k15lirry:JUST A HEADS UP TO EVERYONE UPSET ABOUT THE SETLIST THEY’RE ON TOUR IN AUS, ASIA AND AFRICA FOR TWO MONTHS THEN THEY HAVE TWO MONTHS OFF BEFORE EUROPE AND NORTH AMERICA THEY’RE PROBS GOING TO BE MORE REHEARSALS AND A DIFFERENT SETLIST SINCE
chancellor-reyes:Am I the only one that gets second hand anxiety from actors being killed off tv shows? Like I hope they find work. I hope they’re doing a good job. I hope people realize they’re great and want to hire them.
eroticvampyre:subs who give their doms nudes whenever they ask, give them audios because they just text them they’re horny, whenever they jerk off they film themselves just so they can send it to their dom whenever they need it just because their
chloecumslut: I love the expressions guys make when I pull my top off like this, exposing my big, braless tits. I can tell by the way they’re looking at me that they just got rock hard, and I can tell they’re going to melt when I make eye contact
kentucky-jelly: videogenic: Granted they’re showing off for the camera. Big time. But their raw talent is undeniable, yo, and they’ve got the hunger for it. And they’re hot. So…damn! Want more
pussylipgloss: pussylipgloss: pussylipgloss: the fact that tumblr is putting ads on people’s mobile blogs but they won’t pay bloggers says a lot…….they’re literally making money off people with high traffic blogs You can have them taken off
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