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ilovestinkyfeet:“Are my feet stinky? I had to take these sneakers off, my feet are so sweaty. By the look of that big bulge in your pants I don’t think you mind if they’re stinky. Sniff….sniff, my gosh they are very stinky! Come closer, smell
wwewrestlingsexconfessions: I’m waiting for the day when Randy and Sheamus have so much sexual tension you can practically touch it, and they rip each others’ clothes off and have passionate, heated sex without realizing they’re on air.
octary said: Does that mean they used to be bigger and now they’re poor and falling apart? well kind of because she is a zombie and her limbs fall off sometimes plus shes a waitress sooo yes that works out perfectly doesnt it
eyerapingsonicfancharacters: wuvvums: eyerapingsonicfancharacters: …Orange and green/blue do not go well together. -CJ Except they do go together? They’re just a few tones off from being complementary colors. Look up your basic color theory.
magicpottybaby: fiztheancient: eyerapingsonicfancharacters: wuvvums: eyerapingsonicfancharacters: …Orange and green/blue do not go well together. -CJ Except they do go together? They’re just a few tones off from being complementary colors. Look
queer-tier replied to your post: queer-tier replied to your post: vivalafaerie… YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART HERE. But nah, I understand! I’m just really defensive of the pairings I write, even if they’re one-offs. XD <333333 I totally
qcumbersome: qcumbersome: I have made myself a flower crown I am a true fawn I must now frolick in the woods Guys I saw irl lil baby fawns on my walk outside !! who am I ?? a true fawn ??? so magical
gentlechamomile: Aquarius will try anything in the bedroom, as they love the word “experiment.” They’re into nontraditional ways of getting off and will go down any avenue—the dirtier the better. Aquarius wants to explore and have adventures
thatdonutsguy: unclefather: when they cum on your back and they’re taking forever to get something to wipe it off The internet is an awful place and should be deleted Lollll
fabulousworkinprogress: lilystarlace: homojabi: Seriously though, the easiest way to piss off a rich person is to own something expensive as a poor person—they literally think that they’re the only people who deserve nice things and will argue
kurara-black-blog: howtobangyourmonster: “Oops, dropped your coat!” You cheerfully pick up the soft fur coat off the floor and carefully drape it back over the person’s chair. They stare at you with wide, stunned eyes. They’re remarkably attractive.
jehovahhthickness: Sometimes people need their space. They’re not cutting you off … they just need time to fucking breathe and take care of themselves. That shit has nothing to do with you.
domodragon:virtualherovranger:virtualherovranger:bought a hoodie that amusingly has the coordinates for tokyo on it so when aliens abduct me they’ll think it’s like when a dog has an address on its collar and drop me off in tokyo when they’re done
thewaitisogre: cyberpagan: fetish: full music albums on youtube turn off: they’re all like a half step sharp so they don’t get taken down
bogleech: So do other artists obsessively duplicate layers just to turn them off and set them aside for emergency backup and end up with big, bloated files they’re afraid to cut down “just in case” they might want to go back and change that foot
mandbcouple: Nah, they’re still boxers. Almost wearing full time, just finish it off baby. We’re almost there, almost having to wear full time, everyday :)
phdebaecque: If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off.
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I liked how in “Steven’s Birthday” when Steven shows off his facial hair to his dad, Greg celebrates and then immediately screams for the Gems to come over and see, even though they probably have no idea what growing facial hair means, and they’re
cartoonnetwork: Who else agrees? Steven’s Summer Adventure starts July 18th!
Listen. Don’t hit on people that are doing their job, especially people who are working in a service capacity for you. Part of their job is to be nice and personable and so they often can’t tell you to knock it off in a clear and direct way.
certifiedhypocrite: imagoic:Anon, I barely know how my own donger works, let alone how they look on a girl. I bet they’re monstrous and would make me feel self-conciousThe spilling out of the top is making me blush. Really caught me off guard. 8D
thehorsesays: Evey…Evey, sweetie, get off of the decorations. They’re just styrofoam and latex paint, your little bat butt’s gonna break ‘em. Oh goodness, and you over-charged your glow-in-the-dark contacts too. You’re gonna ruin your eyes,
tim-parker: Thundercats just bein’ cats. I can only assume this what they get up to when they’re not off fighting mummies and lizard guys. I kind of want to call this thing ‘Thundercats. No.…’ Website
mishasminions: I REALLY LOVE THE LOOK ON PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
ifyoucarryonthisway: the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun
pussylipgloss: pussylipgloss: pussylipgloss: the fact that tumblr is putting ads on people’s mobile blogs but they won’t pay bloggers says a lot…….they’re literally making money off people with high traffic blogs You can have them taken
SEND MY CHARACTER AWKWARD QUESTIONS, AND IF THEY'RE TOO EMBARRASSED TO ANSWER IT, THEY'LL STRIP OFF AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING!
spaceplantz: I want someone to look at me like they’re obsessed with me, like they can’t keep their hands off me and constantly want to kiss me yano.
did-you-kno: Underwater photographer Stewart Whitfield came across several baby kingfish hiding inside a jellyfish off the coast of Thailand. They live under the jellyfish’s bell because they’re small enough to maneuver around its stinging tendrils,
connectthedots1986: damani21: Now there are blogs that say they’re a couple blog but only show the wife. This is not one of them. This couple love showing off themselves and each other. They even tease each other. Great stuff on their blog so go look.
vanyaliful: okay but what if their powers didn’t come with ~built-in costumes~ and they had to design/create their costumes themselves like normal teenage superheroes?? (and yeah I know they’re both either into fashion or a well-off teenage model
mindcannons-airship: anti-social-texting: flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing?????? they’re coming to steal your girl
blondebrainpower: “I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they’re the first to be rescued off sinking ships.” — Gilda Radner (via blondebrainpower)
ratingcelebtits: The next pair of tits we’re reviewing belong to Sofia Vergara. As you can see, Sofias tits are pretty large, and she certainly doesn’t mind showing them off for the cameras. Some tits can become not very well shaped when they’re
sixpenceee: Light pillars are shafts of light extending from a bright light source. They’re caused by ice crystals drifting in Earth’s air. They form when the bright light source reflects off the surfaces of millions of falling ice crystals associated
mommymaxie:Suggestion: leave hickies on your sub’s thighs so every time they take off their pants they’re reminded of you.
kodaksnacks: ☄️ ️☄️ ️☄️
jehovahhthickness: salvatruchamasputa7: rozegolden: jehovahhthickness: salvatruchamasputa7: velvettrees: jehovahhthickness: Sometimes people need their space. They’re not cutting you off … they just need time to fucking breathe and take care
tongueandspit: Are they waiting?……they’re just sitting there staring at me…oh! Yes guys we are recording. There we go. The hunky Brad raises his arms to show off his armpits while he makes his feet nice and comfortable. Adam is moving his feet
refinery29: This fantastic artist is getting ripped off by Zara who think it’s okay because she’s “indie” “I had my lawyer contact Zara, and they literally said I have no [case] because I’m an indie artist and they’re a major corporation
abeautifulworldofchaos: jehovahhthickness: Sometimes people need their space. They’re not cutting you off … they just need time to fucking breathe and take care of themselves. That shit has nothing to do with you. Maybe it’s a few days, maybe
herhmione: you’re lying if you think minerva mcgonagall didn’t love the marauders to pieces we all know that they were her favorite students we all know she’d let james and sirius get away with little things and let remus off the hook for not having
marauders4evr: Alright, folks. I know that some of you are heading off to college. And you’re nervous. So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment: You do not need to ask to use the
irgendwoanders: It kind of catches me off guard when people come up to me… because when you’re out shooting 15 hours a day for three to four months at a time, you don’t see anybody from the outside world. You forget the stuff you’re doing is
zezlemet: mekasydn: are you kidding me they’re brass playing superheros and they even made a pun with it i cannot BELIEVE this Hey Toei I know what next season should be based off of
addicted2implants: fakerbetterforever: crashbimbofication: Freshly augmented bimbos, just like I like them. So fucking hot. I love seeing modified babydolls showing off their scars and bandages; they’re so proud of the implants and plastic they’ve
yonigxd: You’re more than just a “snack” to me. I feed off of your juices. They’re nutrients to me. Your nectar is what I crave. Nothing more. I just wish to devour you every chance that I get. To taste your sweet essence upon my tongue until
allforforeskin: 21/22 year old couple. canadaThis right here is the guy-half of the NSFW couple blog doinaraindanceintraffic. They’re a young, hot couple showing off what they’ve got – and I definitely appreciate what he’s bringing to the table.
antifeministorder: Another silly stupid cunt who gets off being manhandled and roughed up. Condition them from early on and they’ll only be able to cum when they’re being used like a piece of fuckmeat. Nice guys will bore them.
lovesbiggirls: GREAT TITS! ensellure: lovtheladies: thickwifeslady: Showing off my two lovelies on this Titty Tuesday….hope you think they’re lovely too!!! they most definitely are!! Boobs
iwasborntoburnout: cuddlesam: naandos-skank: liamsmile: mishasminions: I REALLY LOVE THE LOOK ON PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR OMG IM SORYR I CANT You can pinpoint the exact second their lives flash
rppetpeeves-blog: I’m currently tumblrsavioring their url with the notifications off, but still… You’re really going to continue to be friends/friendly with someone who made rape threats and mocked a survivor who objected because they’re good
becausemisogyny: Women should be used to having their holes shown off to and inspected by men- they are livestock, and the customer wants to know what they’re getting. She looks so beautiful all around
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