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“You’re not lying? You actually don’t think they look silly on me? I always thought it was so awkward for a skinny girl to have such fat tits. I know you’re probably just being nice to me because you’re my little brother,
BSR 02/Basara 02 I’m usually not too big on CLUB CK’s videos. Their boys are usually top notch in looks, but they’re often awkward and obviously straight so they’re about as interesting to watch as wet cardboard. Occasionally you
They’re not big enough until they start to look pretty awkward and stupid.
allwomenneedfaketits: Your breast implants should be rocks on your chest, perfectly taut and immobile even without a bra. If they’re not stiff and bulging like this slut’s tits, they’re not fake enough, and you need more surgery. I love how awkwardly
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.
That Awkward Moment When You're Watching TV With Your Conservative Parents And A Lesbian Scene Comes On
a-candy-van: When they’re cute and cuddly. <3 Not when they’re awkward.
That awkward moment when you tickle someone but they're not even ticklish
velnica: gallifreyburning: her doctor by =Celulind #one day when she’s sitting on the living room floor #in the flat that is still hers and yet they share it #because they’re still stuck in that awkward phase#not knowing where they’re going #and
That awkward moment when you like someone but you can't tell if they're straight or not.
twentyfaces: lydiallisaac: protectbuckybarnesatallcosts: The awkward moment when you’re trying to tell your parents that you’re a super hero but you come out instead #FAV#A FAV BECAUSE THEY’RE ACTUALLY GAY#SO ITS NOT A ”HAHA GAY” JOKE
I figured you out. It’s not that you don’t have feelings. They’re just like… the volume’s turned way down. … The voices are there. You just have to listen.
crocobaby: Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
omg-pictures:Do you know how every racist joke starts?http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com This is contradictory. Douchebags dont know they’re douchy and thus would not even care what the reaction was… you’re describing someone socially awkward.
Ah, excellent! A fic about a genderfluid character! The author is using he and she pretty interchangeably, but maybe it’s just for set up purposes! Let’s check the notes! “Yes, I am aware of gender-neutral pronouns, and power to
That awkward moment when you wave back at someone and realize they're not waving at you and everyone looks at you waving like a retard :
meralei: I crave intimacy. Not just any intimacy but the innocent intimacy. The hand and forehead kisses,the firm hugs from behind, snuggles under the blanket, the gentle “I love you"s as you’re drifting into a deep sleep…I crave it all..
bevgodsgirls: I was going to work on photos this morning but couldn’t get the black eye covered up and I really have no idea how to use my new camera yet so… I’m not really happy with any of them, they’re just kind of awkward and I was just
sexicancore: I MAY NOT BE THAT PRETTY OR ATTRACTIVE OR SKINNY BUT I HAVE A REALLY BIG HEART AND I CAN LOVE YOU AND TREAT YOU THE WAY YOU DESERVE. I KNOW IM QUITE AWKWARD AND SAD BUT YOU’RE SO PERFECT AND WE COULD WORK.
marauders4evr: Alright, folks. I know that some of you are heading off to college. And you’re nervous. So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment: You do not need to ask to use the
shuffim: renegademisha: deanwillrise: awkward-fallen-angel: When Cas is not with the boys I bet he works as a Statefarm agent “It’s Cas from Statefarm”.“Oh YEAH?! What’re you wearing, Cas from statefarm?”“A, um, trenchcoat?” “She
crocobaby: Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not? Or if they’re not sure to ask if there’s an Other President who
That awkward moment when someone says NIGGA and they're not even a NIGGA ..
socialvasectomy: rebelraynebow: ridge: IF SOMEONE IS QUIET, DO NOT ASK THEM WHY THEY’RE BEING SO QUIET IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE Yeah, I’m just gonna bold this. the most painfully awkward thing imaginable
That awkward moment when you find out someone watches the same show you do, and you start fangirling only to realize they're not as obsessed as you are.
someastrologyposts: wow what a cutie: taurus, cancer, virgo, pisces oh no they’re hot too: scorpio, ARIES, libra, capricorn protect them they’re awkward: gemini, leo, SAGITTARIUS, aquarius
enemyofsanityart: insp. This is what I’m gonna say happened: They’re best friends, crushing on each other for a while, and one day they coincidentally decide to ask each other out. Of course being friends it’s not too awkward they both figured
ganondilf: Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
star-loser: Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
patrollin4bolin: double-0-honeybadger: doublewhorls: Lobster Mobile Phone Case I can totally see a teacher asking a student why they’re carrying around a lobster and then that awkward silence after hearing, “It’s not a lobster. It’s my
a-coke-with-you: that-awkward-moment-when-i: thelastpenguinstanding: ASDFDS DYLAN AND COLE ON THAT 70’s SHOW MY EXISTENCE WAS IRRELEVANT TILL I FOUND THIS OUT THEY LOOK LIKE BOBBLE HEADS you’re not jamjars so you’re existence is still irrelevant.
That awkward moment when you see someone really hot but then they take off their sunglasses and they're really not and you're just like:
BUT THATS NOT FUCKING FAIR OMG WE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO SEE THEM TOGETHER AND NOW THEY’RE NOT TOGETHER AND NOW THEY’RE ALL AWKWARD DSGAHJGFKHA WHYYYYY
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU TO STAY IN THE LINE WHEN YOU'RE SHOPPING, AND WHEN YOU'RE ALMOST NEAR THE CASHIER, THEY'RE NOT EVEN BACK YET, SO YOU START FREAKING OUT.