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teamrocketing: we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
brideofgodzilla: queerhound: Finish this sentence: eat my grandma’s wonderful homemade lemon cookies. they’re just tart enough to give a kick, but the sweetness and natural lemon flavor is sure to have you wanting more. i love my grandma.
evabadon: “when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us” well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
broblerones: “animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!”
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
communistbakery: communistbakery: suits are so great… they’re intuxicating I thought it was… suitable
earthdad: my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
leonkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now
enter-random-username-here: “Look. They’re all my bitches.”
lesblovegirls: dewduhlz123: livelawless: lnvocation: My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all Smooth. As. Fuck. Seriously
askinnyblackman: megad0uche: fuckinggno: epitomeofloyalty: Ellen gets Ellen’s blessing Ellenception Gay Ellen, meet Gay Ellen they’re lesbiellens
witchcraftand-wizardry: i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
brenodnurie: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
urbanmongoose: Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.
tom-sits-like-a-whore: when people defend pop stars who lipsync with “but they’re dancing! it’s impossible to dance like that and sound good!” i’m just like have you ever seen a musical before? no lipsynching going on there and the actors are
l-shadows-fades: coolemcha: They’re poisoning them early Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now
reillymouse: Protect autistic kids at all costs. Make them feel loved and important in a world that says they’re wrong for existing. Tell them it’s okay to stim, or info-dump, or mimic, or be non-verbal. Defend them from shitty ableists who demand
crocobaby: Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
tastefullyoffensive: “Trying to find my glasses and they’re on my face.” [via/vine]
monocromas: deathrock: becausebirds: The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs. It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re Ū,500 a pop. Their
bogleech: “I heart my car” she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark
urbancatfitters: i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
momentary-lapse-of-roger: Is it bad that we all know exactly what song they’re talking about…?
giomakesyoulaugh: zenpencils: AMY POEHLER: Great people do things before they’re ready
swolizard: Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here
eatpizzas: when ur fav is problematic but they’re still ur fav
vegay: i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
rowenamarion: tlynnp: poyzn: They’re also in the same order the movies were released three years in a row. Fucking Amazeballs This is SERIOUSLY impressive.
kissedmequiteinsane: cumberbitchinunicorn: Why is this so funny??! #TOp lEFT THEY’RE JUST DRINKING TEA AND THEN OOHHHOHOO O HOH NO OH NO OH NO
awwww-cute: My dogs look like they’re taking a prom pic
lastseasonsloser: misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: mishasminions: IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN YES SO GOOD!!!!!
chicksandlabels: spinsterprivilege: cinnamonxwolf: iswearimnotnaked: If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t
cockblocksquad: Me at school: honesty fuck white boys i hate them they’re problematic nasty ass- *cute white boy walks past* Me:
cantrells: “I don’t like Alice in Chains anymore they’re not grunge”
jetfieldhames: too-stoned-to-remember: Finding someone with the same music taste as you When you figure out they’re actually big assholes
jungtaekitten: I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty
greendayfreak22: jetfieldhames: too-stoned-to-remember: Finding someone with the same music taste as you When you figure out they’re actually big assholes Omg
erident: people who think they’re cool by being wildly inappropriate 300% of the time
sadsweaty: i love it when ur talkin 2 a mate and they’re like “OK SO” and ur like fuk yes i am SO ready for this drama ur about to rip someone so good
thebatglare: shit they’re finding our weak spots
wesqibbins: kinks182: stop yelling sexual things at celebrities. they’re still only human, and their fame does not make your obscenities any less ok. it’s sexual harrassment; it’s rude, it’s disrespectful, and it no doubt makes the individual
That person who followed you since you were a newbie and up to now, and they're still following you.
white-sabbath2: people who leave concerts before they’re over to avoid traffic are very weak and natural selection is coming for them
kaworusmom: the best part of the hunger games is when prim gets called and katniss is screaming about it NOT MY SISTER and then peeta gets called and he has like 50 brothers and they’re all just like sucks dude…
micdotcom: Australians fight Islamophobia amidst hostage crisis with #IllRideWithYou In the midst of the ongoing hostage crisis in downtown Sydney, Australians are showing the world they’re not caving to racism or Islamophobia. On Monday, an armed
du4ne: fuck seth rogen and fuck his shitty movie that’s gonna do nothing but make north korea look like a joke to dumbass impressionable americans who won’t realize that they’re laughing at a country where people are unnecessarily starving and
seri0uslybecca: my hedgehogs think that they’re muffins
abukkitofcelestialintent: awesomepeoplehangingouttogether: Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters #IF THEY’RE ALL THERE WHO IS OUT DOING SCIENCE
stability: guys who complain that girls wont hook up with them after they’re nice to them
han-sangfuck: Group presentations where no one knows what the fuck they’re doing
dangergays: boys will go around judging girls if their asses and boobs aren’t exactly to their liking but the moment a girl isn’t impressed by their 4 inch dick they’re being “oppressed” and “have to conform to ridiculous standards”
zzzeal: Shoutout to all the artists on Tumblr who work on something for weeks and only get 4 notes Shoutout to all the artists on Youtube who do amazing speedpaints and, if they’re lucky, will get 500 views Shoutout to all underappreciated artists
millenniumfalconteahouse: timelady-of-221b: joeeatspeople: yesidolikecoatsbigtime: Types of people who romanticize small town life: People who didn’t grow up in small towns #THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST #THERE’S NOTHING TO DO#EVERYONE’S
funeralsauce: I h8 when people think their dogs are bothering me they’re never bothering me it’s fine I love them
tricky-stump: “i love fall out boy!!!” “too bad they’re sellouts, though.” “ “patrick was better when he was fat.” “pete’s the only attractive one.” “but then again, he was only attractive
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