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drvalkyrie: Hey Tumblr! Do you want one of these sweet little Endermen? Sure you do! They’re only บ plus shipping! Drop me an ask before Friday night and I’ll have your little Enderman to you by Monday. Yeah, I REALLY do need to sell these guys.
love-sex-and-stuff: Hey re-blog for me
love-sex-and-stuff: RE-BLOG FOR MORE PICS! Follow me <3 Samantha_maizer
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we-want-porn: Me :)I just wanna feel good about myself! You look wonderful anon, I hope this helps you find what you’re looking for. -Jay
So take away all my sinGive me a sweet prayer on my lipsAnd take it offTake me inI wanna make love to you - Cure by Barcelona [x] Man these two are gonna have a good life.
glassolive:its difficult not to post every single photo Jake Raynor has sent me from our recent shoot. they’re all so good. I’ll do my best to post them one at a time. jake raynor//glass olive
Help me, I’m a fat piece of shit, someone save me from myself hahaha
tease-me-preciosa: They’re free ;) lol
their roughhousing got bit out of hand but they’re making up(this is 100% consensual roughness btw)
This comic has always kind of bothered me, and I think I figured out why…
ador-ita:androidethics:As someone who lived through the later 2000/ early 2010 kataang v zutara ship wars, let me tell you I was NOT prepared for the new generation of ATLA fans to hit me with Zukka being their favorite shipWe have elected to make it
I have a bad habit of avoiding watching the finales of stuff I really like/is important to me, like it took me years to get around to watching the last episode of Wonderfalls and I still have not finished the last season of Psych despite watching it while
mcsiggy: Someone: How can anyone like the amporas? They’re all terrible! Me: omg I know right?!
galacticjerk: *sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends.. @masterstoybarbie
deaneggsandsam: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
jumpingjacktrash: oh my god. let me share a memory with y’all. it’s from i guess 1978 or thereabouts. it’s high summer. i don’t remember where my mom was driving me, in our avocado green chevette, i just know there was a traffic jam that turned
ceasarslegion: I think part of what makes the McElroys so lovable for millennials and gen z is that they’re a REAL underdog success story. All the ones about Bill Gates and Steve Jobs starting Apple and Microsoft from sheds and Jeff Bezos starting
sexy kageyama for @elppigoes bc i am garbage and they’re the most patient beautiful person ever and waited for a fucking year for me to finish a commission omg
oaeuy: lavenderfables: Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe
Tumblr ads keep tryna get me to play these gay dating simulator games and I am not having it
thehairyhooligan replied to your post: I just downloaded 119 doujins. I was j… Let’s trade computers. Trust me, you don’t want my laptop. It’s tiny, old, doesn’t have an HDMI port, doesn’t have built-in wifi capabilities
dazzlingkai: “From the time I entered the company to now, leader (Kris) has really taught me a lot. Recently he’s also been teaching me a lot of things, and I feel like I’ve changed a lot. I’m really happy that I was able to meet a brother like
prinxess-kink: prinxess-kink: Kitties are bound to get into trouble here and there so here are a few ideas me and my Master use for punishments. Some of these wont be good for other kitties so be sure to check with your kitten what they’re ok with.The
goldenpoc: audivinity: iamckg: memoirsofaimperfectblackgirl: weloveshortvideos: they’re SICK of her and I love it lmao Yas 🙌🏾🙌🏾 They face the whole time 😂😂 LMAO The mom just waiting for it to stop lmao
prollyright: Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.
drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto: acelaurens: steven-universe-official: foreskin-salesman: Don’t get your kids piercings until they’re old enough to actually know if they want it. I’m sick of seeing 8 year olds with ear piercings. Crystal clear
jadelein: “Men too, deserve to be spoiled. To be told they’re handsome and their efforts are appreciated. They should also be made to feel secure.” ❤️
coreydrake: monochromaticblack: men are not “helping out” when they take care of their children… they’re taking care of their children. Men literally go viral for brushing their daughter’s hair. That’s where the bar is.
fatherdaughterincest: She can’t believe that they’re actually doing this in the bathroom right now while the rest of their family is downstairs eating dinner. She hopes that her mom doesn’t start to worry about where they are.
happinessishardtofind: “At some point you realize these people you’re hanging out with are your ‘party friends’; they’re not going to give a sh*t about you in 10 years. Then you remember who you really want around you.” (via imgTumble)
thawn: st-orm: f-reedrift: sleekteens: crystalsalts: raysofthesun: why do they only have ocean pools in australia and not in california?? i think they’re the coolest things ever! not fair!~ cos we are awesome again i cry because australia is
cuntslife: bli-s-s-ed: ex-oti-c: it looks like they’re just there staring at each other, no need for words because they can understand each other so well. wow i want a twin! i want a twin too ♡ this is the best picture I’ve ever seen holy
lesbi-antigone: women are most attractive when they’re not even thinking abt it. and i don’t mean that in a “girls look better without makeup” way so much as a “i love seeing girls be their natural selves where they forget the pressure of perfection
paulsgroovypalace: when they say simpons did it already they’re not fucking kidding
spock-is-amused: narutosexmagic666: this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get
weirdnwise: Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t
sedirktive: when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
beaceex: i can’t believe this shop has things under ŭ! they’re so pretty i want everythingclick here to be re-directed
carolina-kitties711: If they don’t get it…They’re too young for you…LoL
sees a photo of a sylveon plush on my dash, belonging to someone that’s showing it off and me being like, immediately spotting that it’s a bootleg
a reason why i always keep art trades / collabs closed ((despite me just always being busy)) is that every single time that i agree to do one with an artist, i always end up doing my part and the person does NADA and i feel like crap it also affects
nanadaime: imagine kakashi and iruka’s relationship progressing: iruka hasn’t dated anyone since he was 13, and kakashi hasn’t dated anyone in his entire life. they’re adults, though, so they should make it work. still, it’s kind of awkward
Signs that you might have undiagnosed autismFor those who are questioning whether they may/may not be autistic, here is a list of possible signs/symptoms that you could be autistic. I broke them up into categories so they’re easier to analyze.Social:-
gallifrey-feels: falsecatalyst: darkhopesandbrightnightmares: asyourshadowfalls: thecrazyfilipino: just saying wait…they’re not free? Not in America Wait, where are they free? literally everywhere else
I made you an unimpressed Rubes who is totally seeing through your farce and wants to know why they’re not good enough to be on your blog even if it was sin for muscle practice please teach me sempai
leonarajourney: “I AM THE GEM OF WAR!”Nooo, no, no, no, you are the big buff cheeto puff!Am I the only one who thinks about THIS guy when I see Jasper? I mean: the red stripe, they’re both angry and they both wanna kill things!
crystalgem-confessions: I hope we get more episodes with Ruby and Sapphire. They’re really adorable and balance each other so well. Plus, I want to know how they interact with the other gems individually.- anonymous
bbrinee: It’s cute how they (Ruby and Sapphire) hold onto each other as they’re defusing c:
nosoulforsale:fileformat:when anons think they’re dragging U and u just mass delete ur messages lmfaoits so funny thinking about them literally refreshing your page over and over again but youve deleted the message n moved on w your life
I wasn’t lyin’ that you’ve helped me out of a creative slump. So I hate machines but LOVE motorcycles and maybe I was listing to Rihanna's Shut Up and Drive too many times on repeat…have a Private motorcyclist. IDK if he’s any good (all spy
Ok ok last one I promise- no I don’t(quichekolgate)hey look you’re really going to kill me if you keep sending these ……..please keep making them i love them more with each passing moment QWQ
not-withoutyou:battle couples has gotta be one of my favorite tropes though. The “you got me?” “Yeah, I got you.” The kiss for good luck. Fighting alongside each other for so long they know every strength and weakness. The dichotomy of being fucking
fruitfish:if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubbythink of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
scrollingscrollingscrollingstuff: scrollingscrollingscrollingstuff: twofacedtwin: scrollingscrollingscrollingstuff: People on this site outright calling the Game Grumps horrible people is kinda hilarious to me because I’m pretty sure both Danny and
winded-wolf: They’re quite beautiful, aren’t they, Severa?Yeah… beautiful.
bs shippers can take that last sun and blake doodle out of context all they want (assuming they’re only reposting the first part) but i take great satisfaction in the fact that some may eventually look for the source or stumble upon the second part
dashingicecream:hey dicreceipts I drew a bee comic semi-recently where they’re in a suggestive position and their ages aren’t explicitly stated so u can screenshot that one to add to ur blog too the fact they haven’t added it to their blog yet
Any further asks attacking me about or commenting on yesterday’s drama with prayforbooty, thepureskin etc will be blocked and reported. Unless you have something constructive to say or a genuine enquiry don’t bring it up at all. I’m fckin sick
I’m getting to that part when you’re talking to someone & you start overthinking off of nothing & wonder if they’re even into you anymore & blah blah
![So take away all my sinGive me a sweet prayer on my lipsAnd take it offTake me inI wanna make love to you - Cure by Barcelona [x] Man these two are gonna have a good life.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2e5ded6c0422ea3087912c51771f2bfc/tumblr_on0waqo1Ch1qca0ubo1_250.jpg)
