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andercas:I feel like when you’re writing, organizing chapters and dialogue is easybut jfc, the amount of time it takes to constantly keep people moving and make sure they’re in the right spaces and trying to come up with wording for it is always such
stop calling me pastries
frostirongamma: sherlock-hannibal: Awww Gordon ^v^ x God bless this man’s soul. He’s so gently with children because he knows children are allowed to mess up because they’re children. They are still learning. And it’s his job as an adult and
drnerdlove:How To Introduce Kink Into Your RelationshipDo Your ResearchOne of the biggest mistakes that people make when trying to introduce kink into a relationship is that they do so without knowing what they’re doing. Many times we have a faulty
worldofthecutestcuties: My twins. I don’t think they know they’re adopted.
jocollins: thewolfbroughtindoors: historicaltimes: Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938 via reddit Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus… Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh,
didactically: catskid100: I think people need to realize that it’s okay to like stuff and not have a deep reason for it You can like a character because they’re cute, not because you identify with them You can like a ship because you think they
aspiring-kryptonian: It’s one thing when people watch a kid’s show with even the slightest inkling of a mature theme or idea and say “HOW IS THIS A KID’S SHOW?!?!?!?!”, but it’s another entirely when someone literally forgets that what they’re
Dang its super foggy out right now. Must just be this area though otherwise everyone I know would be texting me telling me I’d love it because it’s ‘just like Silent Hill outside’
devipotato: devipotato:does everyone just have one of those friends that’s really into bears. a bearfriend my favorite thing about this post is when someone with a bear-related url reblogs it because i know they’re going “that’s me! i’m the
ouyangdan: dlubes: bananashemmo: thebestoftumbling: grizzly bear having a swimI’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans omggg
shitfacedanon: instead of redemption arcs, how about vegeta arcs. like how a character is now living perhaps with the heroes and interacting with them casually and is sorta part of the group.They’re still a asshole, they haven’t changed in the slightest
y’know, one of the pictures from the Live From Beach City! book is bugging me, ‘cause its cute but whoever drew it seems to think Pearl’s sash is tied in a bow, with two ribbon ‘tails’. Which it isn’tThere’s another image in the book where
I don’t know why but the “To the nearest warp pad!” gag where they triumphantly yell that and then run only like 10 feet and reach the warp pad is just… really hilarious to me
passionpeachy: Watching Ruby and Sapphire kiss on the lips is so satisfying, nevermind that they’re literally two lesbians proposing and getting married on children’s programing, imo that kiss would’ve made cartoon history on its own. It’s not
whatshehassaid: dean-is-a-badass: sassyandpunk: have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough and then they get weirded out by your obsessiveness yes
wandering-elf:ladyhistory:Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the thingsAlso me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited
bruisesfrombabes: gothiccharmschool: I have been known to give this answer to people who ask me what I want to do with my life. I have my answer to everything for the holiday question rounds.
bluehairedspidey: twelveclara: u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it
imagine kounoi being aggressive, competitive cuddlers. “i’m gonna spoon you so hard, old man.” “fucking try me you piece of trash meme-boy i will snuggle the hell out of you.” “is that a challenge, geezer?”
i don’t even know why i play splatoon at this time b/c this is usually when a bunch of s ranked japanese players come on and wtf they’re always really good.
hq!! actor au where iwaoi are dating and every time iwaizumi has to hit oikawa he promptly apologizes after they’re done the scene and kisses the spot that was injured. and whenever they have to do retakes iwaizumi would be so upset at himself b/c he
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
dippedinmiel: im so disappointed in these fifty shades movies. they’re not living up to what i had imagined while i was reading the books. Movies got ratings and time constraints to stick to, so they leave mad details out and end up being less than
samandriel: It just makes me really happy that none of their characters have ever met each other on the show but they’re ALL BEST FUCKING FRIENDS ANYWAYS
beauxbatonsacademy: there’s nothing scarier than the split second where you lose your balance in the shower and think “oh god they’re going to find me naked”
earthdad: my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
linnealurks: burntlikethesun: Anyway, don’t let me keep you. Good luck with it. Thank you, miss. And er, thank you for the permission. Not many people are that considerate. Lesson one: even your minor characters can have personalities. They’re
shootingdaggers: diabolicalillumination: diabolicalillumination: hermione—-jean—-granger: holyreptar: astudyinabluebox: my-flourish-and-blotts: sloppyninja: This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.
awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps: durbikins: durbikins: what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers people keeping sending me anons says these are “macaroons”. you guys are stupid, that’s not macaroni. they’re moldy ass hamburgers It’s not
collapsed: pizza: instagrarn: amandapleasestop: “they’re teen royalty” can we just take the time to remember when why am I Karen are you calling me dumb omg
megstielshipper: supernatural-is-my-kryptonite: Do you understand how much this affects me that moment when you know the actors are not currently acting for the simple fact that they’re all smiling
drownedinblissfulconfusion: “Sammy?? What the hell, man?!” “Shut up, Dean! It’s not like I just decided to be sixteen again, okay? Maybe next time you send me alone to interview some witnesses, we should make sure they’re not
danielkanhai: whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand
dylanohcryin: nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH
death-by-lulz: well damn. they’re on to me.
brenodnurie: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
happylittlebastille: troyes-lip-ring: troyes-lip-ring: Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it. It’s hard,
turquoise-shadows: wewewe-soexcited: Are you sure? These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about.
shercockandmycrotch: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: wait why did it take me this fucking long to realize how much cas and hannah look alike yeah it’s almost like they’re brother and sister
believed:no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride they’re just like “i might break you” no you foolish mortal i have the strength of a thousand horses please, place yourself upon my back
destielthingsandstuff: yahtzee-awesome-sonofabitch: #TRY AND TELL ME #that if you had no context #you would not think #that they’re about to fuck on the kitchen counter #try #castiel leaning back on the edge watching dean saunter up nice and
deancasheadcanons: Cas just being like purposely and blatantly open about his and Dean’s sex life.They’re at a diner and he’s picking fries off Dean’s plate and when there’s a lull in the conversation he’s just like, “Dean, let me suck
sauntervaguelydownward: showerthoughtsofficial: When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift. It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about
whatifdestiel: Dean: I hate angels. Dean: They’re all dicks Dean: Just dicks with wings. Dean: Every single one of them. *gets a message from Castiel* Dean: Never mind. Dean: He texted me back.
spam-bot: slavetomyheadcanon: frostyknickers: prettybluescarf: [discovered] [immediately mocked by scientists] me as a discovery How can you not include the video? @lordcephalopod THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
pleasedbytears: stonedfuckmeat: Face it, being a braindead, drooling, crying rapedoll was the best you could have hoped for anyway. I always love that moment when they accept that they’re nothing but fuckmeat. Relax and learn to take it like you
teefury (a pop culture/fandom t-shirt website) is giving me an oppurtunity to sell this korra art of mine on their site as a shirt ahh hopefully all will go smoothly and it will happen (!!!!!)
velvetcyborg: thescienceofjohnlock: connyhascontrol: so this guy followed me yesterday after I posted some selfies and then this happened. At first I just wanted to say ‘anyway men are awful’ but I figured I might help especially younger female
amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
prollyright: Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.
onision: fabulous-muffin: onision fans aren’t mindless followers. chances are they’re fans of plenty of other things GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!!! DIDN’T YOU GET THE MEMO, MUFFIN!? YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE CREATIVE, WE LEARNED OUR LESSON
highmaintenancebutch: oh my god they’re so magical it makes me want to cry
stormcallart: I hope you were expecting another naked Garrus drawing, because that’s what you’re gonna get. They’re so fun to draw.~~
so last night i went to a show with my sister and her bf, right…we’re sitting at the bar, and out of no where comes this white dude. he starts trying to small talk with me and no bullshit says “i like your braids, they remind me of
imreallybad: don’t cater to straight boys laziness by pretending they’re better in bed than they are. don’t fake orgasms. don’t tolerate bad sex. if you go down on them, ask them to go down on you. tell them how to make you orgasm. tell them
DRAKE WOULDN'T DO THIS TO ME!
ale bought me candies from the uk and they should be here later this week i’m so excited wow