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bilesbilllinski: smolronan: Indirect mentions of Allison #this is exactly how i’d expect them to grieve her#this /is/ how you grieve someone#they’re not going to be crying everytime someone mentions her name#they’ll go quiet#their gazes will
It’s becoming difficult to find hentai which has girls smiling instead of looking like they’d just witnessed something horrible.
calicobeauty: They’re bigger than I think they are……
giraffesonparade: amazingincrediblespiderhulk: sorveharth: OH MY GOD THEY’RE COPYCATS See I thought they were getting “Cat Scans”
-looks at Catra and Lapis Lazuli who have lot of Top Energy-me: Haha you’re bottoms now
honeythe-elfqueen: does anyone else just swirl around the Tumblr chat/video/text options on the Tumblr app when they’re bored they should make a snake game out of thisAnyone recommend any fun apps for their phone when bored? Down for learning or
queersexy:consensual somnophilia is like a surprise party. you’ve talked to your partner about what you like and they know what you would and wouldn’t want, and then all that’s left is to fall asleep one night not knowing they’re planning anything
urbancatfitters: i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
the-kittyscarf: imagine your fc who hates peeing outside but had no choice pressing themself right up against the object they’re hiding behind, trying to direct the stream straight down at the ground and keep it slow and quiet even though they were
Love how no one on this site actually realizes that bullying people for who they are is actually super dangerous and an awful thing to do, even if said people they’re bullying are straight/cis/white etc. Straightophobia etc. don’t exist but bullying
nickleerie: 8-18-19 || I flat colored an old drawing tonight because I’m still… tired. Can you believe they’re BOTH the grim reaper???Kravitz is tall man. Barry is… average short man.Please don’t tag as kin/me/id/etc.
8ths:i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’
gh0uliette: Okay so I am opening up commissions again! I have four slots available, PM me if you’re interested Prices! Sketches: บ + Ū per extra character Lineart: ฟ + Ū per extra character Flat color: ฤ + ŭ per extra character Full color:
bardsona: nothing is funnier to me than the universal phenomenon of people telling stories of classmates who wronged them years prior but addressing those people by like, their entire name every time. as if they’re an old nemesis whose name hasn’t
yungsquidward: snarthurt: they’re having a conversation
thebellygoddess: Selling one bundle of 10 clips for !Clips are of your choosing, sent to your email after purchase.If you’re interested, just shoot me a message! :)
woodsgotweird: woodsgotweird: If I started selling a premium snapchat again, who would be interested? :3 I wanna show offfff ah I think I’m gonna set this up today!! DM me if you’re interested! I’ll post a real ad for it soon :)
that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat: bertholdtbraun: bertholdtbraun: There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the
lesbian-sister:neo-bushnell:onelonelystory:lytefoot:Hey, so they’re making a Netflix Harry Potter.With that in mind, we’re all gonna remember that JKR is a terf who has literally been cited by legislators engaged in legislation that actively harms
amerlcanapparel: have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them
teenscoolest: beneaththeforest: One thing I’ve learned: when people end whatever they’re saying with “idk, I’m probably not making any sense,” it usually means they are telling you something very close and personal to them, something that’s
blue-sky-descensus: ME: *takes a deep breath* ME: I lo- ANYONE WHO HAS SPENT FIVE SECONDS AROUND ME EVER: yes, you love PVRIS, we know, you love PVRIS so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love PVRIS, we KNOW, you
affectionatesuggestion: If I’m dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you’re working on. because that’s what people do when they’re in love.
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I swear to god you motherfuckers are trying to kill me.
I never know what to do when people ask me to go to these links and fill out surveys. I always get scared that they’re a scam of something and will somehow find out more personal information about me than I wish to give. Does anyone have any insight
powerpussysays: mimi-memek0: I really like the way this is phrased. It’s so easy for people to dismiss “rape jokes” when they’re referred to as “rape jokes” because it makes rape sound like nothing more than a subject, like there aren’t
kannibal: Well they all pretend they’re orphansAnd their memory is like a trainYou can see it getting smaller as it pulls away All the struggling nephews, where do you all belong? Bilbo from KivrinEngle’s Children of the Lonely Mountain/ Sons of
reversingyourpolarity replied to your post: Could somebody do that thing where they give me a… Can I has Fili/Kili AU where they are steampunk detectives by any chance? It has lived in my brain and refuses to go down on paper. FtM Kili is always
petitpotato: If dwarves were elves… Last but not least: Fili and Kili. Though they weren’t as much fun as the others since they’re already very pretty dwarves. Anyway, there’s one more picture I want to draw for this series, then I’ll make
callmekitto: Eremin kissin’ faces commission done for Donnie!! they were pleased with armin’s booty I hope you are too Want a drawing from me that may or may not involve Armin’s booty? POP ON OVER HERE Aw yiss so happy with his booty. And this
alicesbread: donnie said they tagged anyone who was comfortable doing the 6 selfie challenge!!!!! so here is the me, 6 times, gayer each time, now with 35% more nose ring
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel: finepieceofcas: a genderqueer superhero who wears a binder and hides their face so everyone assumes they’re male but then they have c cups and never bind as a civilian so their secret identity is safe Actually theres
Ae/aer/aerself pronouns sound very nice. I’m not sure if they’d fit me, but they’re nice.
takanoboo: I feel like makishima would be the kind of guy that really small children are drawn to like they’re fascinated with his face and voice and want to pull his hair, but they make him so very nervous and uncomfortable
today I talked about how my relationship with my “rat children” was important to me, and a student yelled, “Hey, that’s not really nice to call your students that…”
pixyled: onlylolgifs: Puppy Reacts to Girl’s Crying INTERESTING DOG THING, they’ve actually done studies to test the ability of a dog’s empathy and if they only react to their owners grief or if they’re capable of empathizing with some one
graceybird: artemispanthar: I can’t decide whether “Dance of Swords” or “Amalgam” is my favorite Steven Universe track. They’re both so good… Actually all the music is amazing but those two tracks really get me the most at the moment.
kasukasukasumisty replied to your post: classyplatypi asked:whoops sorry,… tvguide clearly didn’t receive any listings yet. Maybe they are just repeating the former pattern they know. yea, that seems likely. TV guides always seem to put default
the Cartoon Network Shop added the upcoming Steven Universe books (both the ones coming out tomorrow and the ones coming out in February), but they’re almost twice the list price the books are on Amazon (and you still have to pay for shipping) so I
the-fandoms-are-cool: loki-cat: WHY DIDN’T THEY INCLUDE THIS SCENE IN THE MOVIE THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE you complete me
heyassbutt-no: dampsandwich: dampsandwich: i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals” FUCK U THEY’RE MINE Omfg
destroy-me-in-the-tardis: Imagine Castiel and Dean hiding their relationship and one night they’re cuddling on the couch in the bunker watching TV because they think Sam is out, but then Sam walks in and is like “What the hell?!?” and then he’s
stoned-levi:ppl who are like “hm I think the last time I cried was like 2 years ago at my grandpas funeral” are surreal to me like they’re just on a different plane of existence that I cannot achieve like if I’m in the cafeteria and they don’t
xekstrin:potologie: secret government agent: *punches me in the face* say itme: *spits blood on the agent*secret government agent: say it’s bromance say they love each other in a intense friendship way cause they’re straights who aren’t afraid
86champagnepuppies:m'boyfriend after sex: what are you thinking about? me: do you think aliens are anthropomorphic? like, do you think they have human-like features? what if they’re made of a matter completely different from our own, like you know
potologie: secret government agent: *punches me in the face* say itme: *spits blood on the agent*secret government agent: say it’s bromance say they love each other in an intense friendship way cause they’re straights who aren’t afraid of lookin
I can’t sleep at night because they keep trying to sit on me. also they fight a LOT
naturallybadforyou: puddletumbles: trillow: do you think ants get confused when they accidentally get on buses and end up really far away maybe they know they’re going on a journey to find themselves Am I the only one that sang along?
ernesthemingwayerotica: crimson-uncovered: I’m totally against gender roles in general, but they’re so sexy to me in a D/s context. Yes, make me cook you stuff in nothing but a frilly apron. Make me do your laundry. Make me do my hair and makeup
So these are my sisters, Stephanie and Maggie. Steph is the one with blue eyes and she’s 6, and Maggs is 8. We were playing with all the makeup that they got for Christmas a few weeks ago and I meant to post these forever ago but never did >.<
ssjgssjgoku: the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what
steampoweredcupcake: giraffesonparade: amazingincrediblespiderhulk: sorveharth: OH MY GOD THEY’RE COPYCATS I thought they were getting “Cat Scans” I bet they left a lot of “paw prints”
0trevskies: rotg-art: “Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!” Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc- Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING
curiouswhitebuoy: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has ever spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Garnet’s thighs, i know, you love Garnet’s thighs so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you
hduece: foreversaba: grandnutin: dietloafers: gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9 Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So
