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magalomania: This is how I plan on luring Alex into bed with me every Friday night. Hopefully, it works. [ps: I get asked a lot if my areola are tattooed, they’re not…they’re just naturally dark/large and the reason they’re so defined is because
innocent-light-archive-blog: No matter what happens…you’re you, Homura-chan. I will never abandon you.
On the outside they’re all like “Be civil, Peridot” but on the inside they’re like “Hurry up and drop a slur so we can get this party started”
i read the claudine chapter of that official revue starlight manga and shit….. shes so GOOD…. being a good senpai….. and baby claudine…. and maya reciting her fucking baby commercial slogan SHOOK me….. i love them
penguinsledding: this quarantine, we’re bringing tumblr back! I’ve tried the other social media platforms, and I hate them! they make me use my real name! they’re always trying to sell me things! here, the mean users are random antis or racist bone
unknowngrounds: but. guys. people who come home from work/school and really have to pee. they’re fine on their way home but as they realize they’re almost there, their need to pee just gets so bad. they’re fidgeting as they struggle to shove the
squishingmytum: I’ve really been thinking about subby shy feedees these days. They’re so so cute. They only want to please you and they’ll do anything you say. “My belly hurts, but if you want me to stuff it more I don’t mind.” “Is this
I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine. I’ve had multiple people call me it before, but every time it still gives me a swell of pride. Because one of my parent’s favorite retorts toward me since I was about 11/12 was that
Peep and the Big Wide World is the most adorable show in the universe and nothing you say could convince me otherwise. I mean just look at it. LOOK.
really though, this is really cute to me for some reason? They’re just kind of sitting around discussing stuff and this is like their semi-relaxed casualness. They’re all just leaning against stuff. I dunno.
letsallgotothelobby: Tumblr: Remember when cartoons where actually good? Me: ??????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????? when people say this all it really tells me is that they don’t actually watch cartoons anymore
tall = taller than me short = shorter than me That’s how I use these terms. I don’t really have an objective concept of sizes, its just all how things are in relation to me (or sometimes whatever the other point of reference is - e.g. this
shepardofthenormandy:that’s itthat’s the dragon age seriesa gang of nerds follow you around thedas and they bicker like children and you love them to bits because they’re nerds but they’re your nerds
ghoulsjw: It must be rough being a pearl. They’re probably closer to their diamonds than anyone else, and yet, they’re so disposable. sorry for the drama lmao
jacensolodjo: pictures-of-dogs: devipotato:devipotato:does everyone just have one of those friends that’s really into bears. a bearfriend my favorite thing about this post is when someone with a bear-related url reblogs it because i know they’re
bogleech:the neurodivergent experience is thinking you’re sharing fun, interesting or helpful information in a normal human conversational fashion while they think you’re an asshole lecturing them or looking down at them like they’re stupid and
allkillernofiller: looking for a relationship where when i cry over mcr’s break up they awkwardly hug me and tell me they might come back when they’re broke
actassone: songofsunset: inventrix: 0trevskies: When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it motherfucker this made me so
dajo42: dajo42: “i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me” well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you an interesting
thepioden: Man though you know what makes me sorta sad is when nerdy, “quiet” kids latch on to me during camp and they just talk and talk and talk about a thing they’re into (Skyrim, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, dinosaurs, whatever). And
nbtobios: nbtobios: me: yeah im really toughme: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher
taurean-the-bully: boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be
patriciasage: Hear me out. “Your Name”-esque dream connection (soulmate?) zukka AU.Ever since they can remember, Zuko & Sokka have been having these weird, occasional dreams where they’re living someone else’s life. It’s like they’re
I can’t do this I’m stupid There’s just no way What if I fail? They hate me Why me? I’ll never fit in They’re talking about me again Are they laughing at me?
highly-opinionated-nerd: Do you ever just… favorite-character-at-first-sight? Like, they walk on screen and say ONE WORD and immediately you’re just smitten. “That one. That’s the one. I don’t know who they are yet but they’re my fave.”
thexfiles: girls who think they’re bisexual and later find out they’re lesbians are so cool and worthy of acceptance and respectgirls who think they’re lesbians and later find out they’re bisexual are so cool and worthy of acceptance and respect
kntulips: 0gre: g-nastyg-norc: carefreeblackho:funkygirlclub:love-cat:thejordanator:If you 16/17/18 and he 23/24/25He’s manipulating you.Trust. I can get behind this. They’re usually sociopaths too. Avoid. There’s a reason they’re not with
saturnineaqua: trixibelle: velvetcyborg: thescienceofjohnlock: connyhascontrol: so this guy followed me yesterday after I posted some selfies and then this happened. At first I just wanted to say ‘anyway men are awful’ but I figured I might help
celeritious: you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they
radical-as-fuhk: shoutout to all my mentally ill people with memory issues who are shouted at and told they’re lazy and disrespectful for not doing things when/how they’re told to because they forgot because apparently that just isnt an appropriate
slovenskiy: Some much needed positivity for anyone who makes art! I’ve always thought of it like this: it doesn’t matter how differently we draw, we are all the same, we’re all artists, and we’re all learning! They’re quick doodles but made
girlsuggestion: you’re allowed to say “no”. you’re allowed to say “i’m not comfortable with this”. you’re allowed to say “please leave”. you’re allowed to say “no, i don’t want to talk to you”. anyone who acts like they’re
youngnzh: laptopped: do rude people know they’re rude Nah they think they’re “real”
sleepyspacebb: soft boys are so dope. like when you hug them and they’re all gentle and warm and cuddly? and when you curl up with them and they hold you and it’s so safe? and when you get to pet their hair and tell them they’re so good? that’s
astrologyqueenn: small things about the signsaries: tries to act strong even when they’re falling apart. definitely the supportive friend, sometimes too supportive. has a hard time expressing what they’re feeling but typically only because they think
fl0ppyfish: took these at Nottingham last night, totally worth the 4 hours there and back almost getting lost haha! I thought I was bad at Cardiff but this night absolutely broke me, seeing them all like this and their little speeches. I hope they keep
life-as-a-german-fangirl: Random Person: You’re ignoring me Me: You’re ignoring the book in my hands
I hope everyone on my Christmas list knows they’re getting books this year
High-fiving your Past Self for not taking someone’s shit the last time you talked to them and finding out later they’re even more of a lil bitch than you thought ✌️
deep-space-babe: Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer.
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
you bring me to sky
my leg hairs are so prickly why is this happening to me
piplump: Pros and cons of boys: Con: They’re dicks Pro: Their dicks
synnesai replied to your post: im working on some super cool drawings… they’re all of me that’s why it’s true they’re all of her..hey wait a minute i’m cooler than you !!
man i hate people on pokemon showdown, if you’re losing then they make fun of you and pm you to harass you about your loss, but if you DO win they also harass you cause they’re sore losers
Person A : Drags me into personal/business drama they had with someone else which I have no part of but they just wanted to have someone to yell at (in public) and then no longer wants to be friends because I didn’t let them bully me.Person B : Confesses
marsincharge: Shoutout to the pretty people who get slept on because they’re fat.
hijabby:If a white person says you sound angry in your native tongue, they’re racist, I use to try to sweet talk / compliment white people in Arabic and they’d always say things like “you sound like you’re about to kill me” or “why are u so
matturday:they’re just fictional characters I screamed as I reached into my chest, pulled my heart out and flung it out a window
You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.
pirateking92: “That’s your otp”? “They’re just friends”
kndall: when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sad
talexgr: i can’t think of they’re taking the hobbits to isengard without immediately thinking of this….
me when I enter liara’s cabin
leandraamell: crypton 6 drawn by KEI for magical mirai (kaito is adorable as hell in his style this is a first for me woah)
qbj replied to your post: i find that when i watch … Yes but Christa and Ymir. ahaha sure they’re great but i dont…… ship them??? like in a “they cute and they cute together and if they end up kissin that would be totes
madohomos: nsfw drawings of my otps where they’re smiling and laughing during sex
itsokaamichin14: marx-the-spot: THAT FEELING WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS REALLY HOT BUT THEY’RE ALSO HALF OF YOUR OTP SO YOU’RE KIND OF STUCK BETWEEN “MARRY ME” AND “NO WAIT MARRY THEM” Reminds me of dashingicecream and noxypep
me, seriously contemplating: i wonder how many little shippy doodles i can make of f!corrin and some of my fav girl units before my hand cramps….
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