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teensydolphin: misspandapants: they”re the best :3 Oh yes they are! I love wearing and wetting diapers!

Anon, I barely know how my own donger works, let alone how they look on a girl. I bet they’re monstrous and would make me feel self-concious

The baristas wonder why Jean has been stopping by for the past several mornings to get a grande Pumpkin Spice Latte after jogging.“Oh they’re not for me,” he says. JM Week Day 3: Pumpkin/Spice

chandoo: ‘they’re not stylists after they get off work’

becausebirds: akira-birds: “Don’t dare question me, they’re my loved babies and I don’t care about what you’re thinking!” -Mrs Brown Chicken @becausebirds@avianawareness A mother loves her babies no matter what.

greenemmanuelle: hentaiyarou: I’m all for cat boys, but the art where they’re trying to stick their own tails into their assholes is just too much. DO YOU KNOW HOW TAILS WORK? THAT IS NOT HOW TAILS WORK. WOULD YOU WANT A FURRY TAIL STUCK UP YOUR

heritance: Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

thirstttqueen: brown eyes are beautiful. brown eyes are dark, rich, and decadent; they remind me of freshly turned earth after rain. sometimes they’re so dark they become inky, almost-black, full of depths you can’t begin to fathom. when sunlight

seedy: when adults say teenagers are too young for love, but then too old for fun, and too smart to play dumb but too immature for serious conversations like damn what do u expect from me

thecityofpaper: do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

doggosource:The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too they have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party no matter what

arrystyles:i love skies they’re soo pretty sadly im more beautiful :/ but they still cute tho

destiel-is-music: parttimeyoutuber: cockyteenblogger: i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER THEY’RE SHARKS I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG

my dogs sometimes run interference for each other. Like, one will distract me while the other one does something they know they’re not supposed to be doing. So, like, if one of them comes up to me randomly and tries to block my way or sit on me and

okay, I had a little too much fun making the countdown posts for tomorrow’s episode. They’re probably obnoxious as heck but I had fun at least. Hopefully someone other than me will be amused by my efforts, haha

I have such a dumb sense of humor that I’m already like really amused at the general concept of the Diamonds being on Earth because they’re just Too Big for everything. Like, Homeworld is all Diamond-sized since everything is geared towards them but

partybarackisinthehousetonight: ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

pyroluminespooky: kiyotakamine: does anyone actually like horde encounters or They’re useful for shinies, I suppose. And if you’re like me and just want a screen full of vanillite… I was at work in the parking lot and I encountered a horde of

mountainside-96: lintott: i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same

jaclcfrost: i feel bad sending people messages because i feel like they’re going to get all excited like “oh a new message!!!” then they’ll click on it and just be like oh it’s you

lintott: i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this

tiptoe39: avpdkicking: anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong How about the assumption that everyone’s just being polite and any minute now they’re going to snap and let you know how awful you are

mellarkish: You know those people that are so pretty that even when they make a weird face as a joke they’re still attractive and

aradiamegidoo: girls who think they’re cool because they make women in the kitchen jokes

damnitwhatisthecatdoing: galacticmilky:yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: i-am-mishafuckingcollins: allo-mishamigos: tsukidaisy:every person I know has a different name for these They are elastics? hairties Definitely hair ties hair lackeys, you fools

santantivantrash: i mean… i know this character dies… but maybe… if i just hope hard enough… they won’t… die they’re dead now great

oreofic: i like it when characters are so shy that they literally don’t say anything when they have to go so when the person they’re with goes to talk to them, they get two words out before they see the tears filling the other person’s eyes and

bluehairedmullet: I’ve had a thought What if, in the anime, since they’re most likely not going to be doing anything romantic route related, Aoba successfully performs Scrap on all of the boyfriends and thus, saves all of them? Not just one of them

gurotrip: do u ever just have ur fave and you’re ok ur chill like “yea they’re my fave but im. fine im ok” but then u see their beautiful face and your chill is GOnE you are 100% back down the garbage chute like jesus christ just destroy me

someone friend requested me and bc i’m nice i accepted it but now i regret it bc they’re so…………………. clingy………………..

naturalistamisslyn: Well chop off my legs and call me shorty. They’re actually going into his criminal history. This is a paper from Chantilly, Virginia

They’re very loyal and a very unspooky bunch of very nice girls who have written to me and said, “We don’t mean to scare you, we just like your work.”

they’re you know, just walking, and I’m… well, in need of heL!P. it does things to me. Don’t even look at me!

senatorspade: Hey! Me and martzu are going to be selling some charms at AA 2015! I won’t be there, but martzu is going to be selling them out of pocket in my place. You’ll see the top banner on her bag.They’re 2″ clear acrylic charms. Each comes

smoochdude: u know when u see someone and you’re like “oh no they’re hot” and then you see them in plaid and you’re like “oh christ they’re really hot”

Here’s my selfie for #NAHM!They’re a bit hard to see but I JUST got my beaded forget-me-not earrings from Alaska. They’re the perfect reminder of home, AND I got to support another Alaskan Native woman. You can find her shop here!

sedirktive: when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

bunsen: that moment when someone’s texting u and they delete what they were typing and u feel like they’re playing with ur feelings

o-natah: seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: katswhiskers: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL

toastbio: me: yeah im really tough me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud] me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder] me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever] me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than

thexfiles: i literally will not tell people who are hurting me that they’re hurting me because i’m afraid of hurting them by telling them they’re hurting me it’s such a mess

Me, a known hypochondriac who refuses to use any restroom in the house aside from their own: hey guys I’ll be back in a sec My sister: you’re just making up excuses to not use the bathroom downstairs Me, internally: one of these days my hatred

jaclcfrost: hotels can’t be boring to me they’re just fun even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more

scaredcoffeebean: why glasses suck they’re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck 3D movies dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without

fandomdeluxe: puckish-agent-of-change: shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at This is serious.

cats-in-a-trenchcoat: bifacts: Fact: Bisexuals are very flexible in the sense that they can date and/or sleep with people of multiple genders, but they’re also flexible in the sense that they have no bones, like octopuses. actual footage of the

They sent me the wrong headphones. But at least they’re still pretty and they block out bitches :3

I’m sorry but I’m just so fucking tired of men thinking that it’s okay to put women in uncomfortable situations and be flat-up rude towards whatever they’re currently occupied with. Just because they find them attractive and want to talk.Also

I would love, just once, to be able to bring up getting my tattoo to either of my parents without them repeatedly listing all the reasons they think I shouldn’t. Like maybe this is actually supposed to be a positive thing but they’re giving me so

theproblematicblogger: I hate group projects im serious. I hate them. Just let me do the work just give it to me. Dont make my grade depend on the person sitting next to me they’re a moron.

punacceptable:hey if you are a middle aged white man don’t ever stare at me in public thanks

bakyo: me: i miss this person brain: talk to them then me: i cant brain: why not? they’re online and they will reply to you. if you miss them. talk to them me: me: me: i cant

One thing I learned is that most of the people always posting about how they’re so happy with their lives/ relationships are the ones with the most problems. It’s like they’re trying to lie to themselves to make it easier. I’m not saying nobody

mysterypearl: me: i hope something really gritty and intesne happens in this episode gem harvest: is all about the gems as steven’s family and so far has been nothing but really cute me: never mind never mind never mind never mind never m

edqewcrth: highly-opinionated-nerd: Do you ever just… favorite-character-at-first-sight? Like, they walk on screen and say ONE WORD and immediately you’re just smitten. “That one. That’s the one. I don’t know who they are yet but they’re

rinacat:some asshole: “Why do you even like that character?”me: “Because they’re a great character.”asshole: “But they’ve done so many shitty and problematic things, you can’t just excuse-”me: “I said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON

nocturan: caucasianscriptures: Tbh I still don’t know They were just an art collection for me

They really look alike, don’t they?

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