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feministbatwoman: ladyraging: kristyskrushers: what if captain america: civil war is just steve and sam going back in time to the civil war era. they show up at gettysburg and they’re like “we about to fuck up some racists” !!!! I would pay
Lucy: You don’t even know what crow’s feet are. Ricky: I do too, they’re like pigeon toes. Lucy: Come here, look. See? Ricky: Oh, honey are you kidding? You’re beautiful.
jodiefosters-blog: “I know, I pick up the roles other actresses don’t want. When there’s movies where there are two sisters and one’s the uglier sister, there’s always no actress that wants to go for it. I’m like, why not! They’re the best
deadsloth: All of the dogs. Loki doesn’t like standing up on the gate when someone else is on it, because he wants all the attention for himself. So he will sit grumpily in the corner, or run underneath them so they fall off.
grimelords: aesop’s fables are so funny because mostly they have a very clear moral outlined in the last sentence but sometimes they’re like this one where the moral is just ‘woah what the fuck? what the Fuck? get the fuck out of my house’
phosphorescentt: “at least I still have eyebrows when I take my makeup off” okay but they’re never on point so idk why you’re speaking
thesubbburbs:Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate
muppetmolly: I love Gomez and Morticia They’re like “I can’t WAIT to die with you, but FIRST! We’re gonna LIVE!”
teganintraining: hiimjamie: too-stoned-to-remember: Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I imagine that in their heads they’re like THAT IS DOG I AM DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG i do this with queer people in unfamiliar environments
muirin007: dlubes: bananashemmo: thebestoftumbling: grizzly bear having a swim I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans “Get away from me, you wet bear.”
fakenasty: dlubes: bananashemmo: thebestoftumbling: grizzly bear having a swimI’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans Wtf I want a bear
sadisticgames: Sure, they probably can’t see you. They’re likely not even looking. Who looks up at random windows?But you can see them, all of them, and every time one of them turns their head, your cunt drips… The thought of them seeing you, what
wewerenotthefirst: dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to
onlyownourhell: muirin007: dlubes: bananashemmo: thebestoftumbling: grizzly bear having a swim I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans “Get away from me, you wet
dlubes: bananashemmo: thebestoftumbling: grizzly bear having a swimI’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans Wtf is a dog human.
losemydignityy-blog-blog: Troy: Are those as comfortable as they look?Jeff: They’re like wearing a pair of dreams.
daddybob503: secretdaddy: onceuponsirsstarrynight: Dominant men don’t dominate women so much as they dominate their own lives. While most of them won’t be millionaires, they’re likely to be intelligent, articulate, well rounded men of strong
fieldbears: I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like ‘fuck all y'all, that’s one of the best things I’ve done’ plus one
thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate
son-solo-palabras: coconut-booty:malpuesto: jelbertson: Reblogging for stretch marks. Bc it’s ok to have em. Imperfections are really perfection. Stretch marks are so cool though. They remind me of light reflecting in water They’re like tiger
missharpersworld: onceuponsirsstarrynight: Dominant men don’t dominate women so much as they dominate their own lives. Most of them won’t be millionaires, but they’re likely to be intelligent, articulate, well rounded men of strong character who,
shez-a-bitch: http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com “They’re like a salmon color”“Bitch, they red!”
neverlletttyougo: “When people get to where they want, they’re like, ‘I’m here, I got it.’ When I get to the top, I just want to get better.”
Remember kids, over-tweezing the thick eyebrows that your mother gave you is a sin. It’s a good thing I can fill them like a champ until they’re back. My mother’s genes allow them to grow back in a week. WOC perks ✊
ale bought me candies from the uk and they should be here later this week i’m so excited wow
a guy who has a long beard down to his collar bones is like almost always an indie hipster who styles his hair with fancy pomade, has a handlebar moustache, shaves with ‘the art of shaving’, wears patterned button up shirts, a bow tie, skinny
seriousjones: this is why i’m so actively opposed to the boring-ass cynicism that old people and self-hating millenials have. they see a teenage girl looking at her phone in line at a grocery store and they’re like “society is going to hell, i’ve
It takes a die-hard fan to actually spot me. These HBO events, where I’ll be talking to someone for a fair amount of time, and then suddenly they’re like, Oh shit! That’s what you do!—they think I’m some crazy Brit who snuck her way into a
prollyright: Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.
drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto: acelaurens: steven-universe-official: foreskin-salesman: Don’t get your kids piercings until they’re old enough to actually know if they want it. I’m sick of seeing 8 year olds with ear piercings. Crystal clear
jadelein: “Men too, deserve to be spoiled. To be told they’re handsome and their efforts are appreciated. They should also be made to feel secure.” ❤️
coreydrake: monochromaticblack: men are not “helping out” when they take care of their children… they’re taking care of their children. Men literally go viral for brushing their daughter’s hair. That’s where the bar is.
ladyxgaga: “Crystal is the most simplified computer of the planet. If you put in any impulse, the impulse never leaves the crystal… they have an incredible energy that’s been used for healing for so long. They’re like regenerators." -
animal-factbook: “Dude… the stars man… they’re like… little peepholes into heaven” “George you’re indoors and it’s day time”“But the stars man…”
lashingsofmascara: remember when they were super skinny? and now they’re like…..not.
larkspurandpeony: dlubes: bananashemmo: thebestoftumbling: grizzly bear having a swim I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans @mando-gunslinger Hey @countrygirl2136
sehunisalittlecumslut: gayyaoibl: they’re like Kai and Kyungsoo i say they are kai and kyungsoo omg tho #where is the full sex tape?
voidbattlemage: weedle-testaburger: thescotchinthenorth: arthicat: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his
captain-brownie: lumos5000: captain-brownie: always date a tumblr boy because if you choose them right they’re already well educated on periods and other feminine things and they know how to deal with our fandom addictions and are probably fandom
when commercials come on and they're like 3 billion times louder than the program you're watching
dreamsofdaddy: @badlilblubunny I’LL WEAR CROCS IF THEY’RE LIKE THIS. :D Lmfao, I’ll make sure they are still camo! @dreamsofdaddy
I’m sorry but I’m just so fucking tired of men thinking that it’s okay to put women in uncomfortable situations and be flat-up rude towards whatever they’re currently occupied with. Just because they find them attractive and want to talk.Also
too-stoned-to-remember: Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I imagine that in their heads they’re like THAT IS DOG I AM DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
