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How is it even possible that every girl over 18 doesn't have fake tits? They are literally mankind's greatest invention. They're like mobile phones. Every woman should get better and better ones throughout her whole adult life.
when you’re upset, pet the dog.
dlubes: bananashemmo: thebestoftumbling: grizzly bear having a swimI’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans
It’s becoming difficult to find hentai which has girls smiling instead of looking like they’d just witnessed something horrible.
(set 3 of 3)Because you’re worth it. :3 More of my bondage outfit, made from Lovehoney’s own bondage tape - it sticks to itself, but not skin or hair or anything of the sort! (It may cling to clingfilm. I’m unsure.)
hootie-who: Remember, bimbos are too stupid and horny to properly multitask.To save on laundry bills, leave your bimbos naked or they’re likely to cum in their pants before they ever remember to take them off.
fireandshellamari: cautioncat: THEY REPRODUCE BY BUDDING. They’re like dwarfs!
When someone looks really attractive from behind and when they turn around they're like...
Yup, nothing like a human phone
rawrrbabyrawrr: heechulismyprincess: kangchul playing around backstage I seriously love their friendship They’re like, polar opposites yet they get along so well. heeeechulll!!!
thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate
slimes-on-you: When it dips into shit like doxing and is an -actual- threat to people? It’s beyond trolling and you can get the police involved. When it’s just smarmy assholes and they’re only saying mean things?: tbh tho walking away/avoiding
crystal-gems-against-cgl: reginaeinferos: Someone: There’s more than two genders. Doctors: Yeah. Psychologists: Basically. Scientists: Yup. Here’s several studies. Sexologists: Duh! Anthropologists: I could name like fifteen societies with more
frenchtugboat:thegoneseriesblog: Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!” and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
buttermilkgang: i lOVE THE FRIENDS U DON’T TALK TO THAT OFTEN BUT U LIKE DON’T NEED TO BC YOU KNOW THEY’RE LIKE ALWAYS THERE AND U BOTH UNDERSTAND THAT UR FRIENDS AND THAT LIFE IS BUSY BUT UR STILL FRIENDS AND U CAN TALK AFTER LIKE A COUPLE MONTHS
germanystuck: the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)
uncaringful: I hate when I text someone because it’s been a while since we have talked and I’m like “hey we haven’t talked in a while” and they’re like “oh you don’t hmu anymore” like excuse you a conversation goes both ways you could
ossifer-bones:thefiresontheheight:thefiresontheheight:Dykes and machines are like….gender adjacent. Butches are like forklifts to me. So some girl with tattoos and bad self-inflicted undercuts and they’re like….right next to having a reactor and
vivisextion: I love how in Addams Family Values at the beginning they’re like is it a boy is a girl and Gomez is just like IT’S AN ADDAMS :D like stop trying to gender my baby it’s goth that’s all that matters
vivisextion: I love how in Addams Family Values at the beginning they’re like is it a boy? is a girl? and Gomez is just like IT’S AN ADDAMS :D like stop trying to gender my baby, it’s goth that’s all that matters
courtneylovedcobain: why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND,
jackviolet: One of the things that is really notable about Moscow and yet not many people outside Russia know about, is how gorgeous the Moscow metro is. These photos? That’s what the metro stations look like. Yeah. They’re called the “People’s
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones
n0tive: Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much
welcometotheparadisee: Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much
thegoneseriesblog: Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!” and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
skate-high:To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
yo real talk tumblr user brklynbreed is so attractive to me see people like that do not live around here I need to move my ass to fuckin new york like right now
the age thing also really makes me uncomfortable because people have this ingrained ageism thing where if women are older than like 22 then they’re no longer cool and are seen as old or “moms” and aren’t allowed to like ~childish~ things and if
weetaeil: The arguments against social justice on here are so hilarious they’re like “this website is so hell bent on being decent and respectful….like….its to the point where I’m actually AFRAID to be racist??? Like…I might get HATE MESSAGES
