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germanystuck:the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly) Right?
foreverfett: rawrcharlierawr: forever is like the most expressive orgasmer ever some people are like hnngh done some people do the thing with the talking and they’re like OOOH I’M DOIN THE THING. IT’S HAPPENING. RIGHT NOW. …and then there’s
This is my type of fanservice, to be honest i don’t like te fanservice when it’s in your face like in Seiko No Quaser, or Queens Blade, Manyu Hiken-Cho, or that series were they’re all lesbian and touch each other to become weapons.
babepercent: i don’t even feel like the teen top boys are idols anymore they’re like friends i wanna hang out with them and like watch movies and bake cookies we can have sleepovers
oikawa-official: ok so like imagine levi standing on erwin’s right side and they’re like looking dramatically into the distance or something. and then like the wind picks up, and then erwin’s right sleeve freaking smacks levi in the face
courtneylovedcobain: why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND,
frenchtugboat:thegoneseriesblog:Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!”and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
blackwidow-natalia:everyones talking about clint’s farm like he bought it recently but i imagine he’s had it for years. like actual ages. and when he mentions to everyone he has a farm they’re like ‘YOU DIDN’T MENTION THIS BEFORE NOW????’
frenchtugboat:thegoneseriesblog: Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!” and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
fancynancy1698: reality91: Does it make me a slut because I want to see my friends dicks? Like I just want to know what they’re packing that’s it.. Like bro let me just see it schmidt from new girl ghost wrote this
uncaringful: I hate when I text someone because it’s been a while since we have talked and I’m like “hey we haven’t talked in a while” and they’re like “oh you don’t hmu anymore” like excuse you a conversation goes both ways you could
bleakmouse: reversecentaur: the tories are like u2 in that they’re the most popular but you don’t actually know anyone who likes them this is actually v similar to the time i woke up with u2’s album on my itunes when i categorically didnt want
the-korova:I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with
delta-piscium:what do you think of people expanding on your work in the tags (adding their own ideas, HCs, and interpretations)I don’t like it, it’s my work/idea I don’t want anyone to hijack itI don’t mind/care, it’s in the tags it doesn’t
mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind: danielkanhai: whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
jen-iii: The Gems just saying/doing things nonchalantly that would otherwise be HORRIFYING to humans is like my favorite thing like,Pearl, after being horribly impaled through by a sword right in front of Steven: ‘Oopsie Daisy! haha weLL-’Amethyst,
The Railroad spaces are all Warps - the Sky Arena Warp, the House Warp, The Galaxy Warp. Makes sense, since they’re transports. This is a change from the protoype which had things like Peridot’s ship, Lion, and Greg’s van as Railroad spacesI’m
germanystuck: the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)
xoxolovethisbiggirl: Good morning.(≧∇≦)/ Woke up like this lol. When i see my boobs like this sometimes i think they’re like steam buns…hmmm bbq pork steam buns…now i’m hungry
mrsholmes224: rockchester: fishgingers: love is a weird thing like you just pick a human and you’re like yes i like this one i’ll let this one ruin my life forever Perfect use of supernatural picture.
rockchester: fishgingers: love is a weird thing like you just pick a human and you’re like yes i like this one i’ll let this one ruin my life forever
koolaidicecubes: vaporseason: nosdrinker: it’s happening hopefully they’re hot, or at least decent looking Hopefully they don’t look like benedunked camperflap
marypsue: marypsue: Vampires who look and dress like fourteen-year-old budding goth kids because no one will ever believe that they’re actually vampires, no matter what they might see or hear. Vampires wearing bad plastic fangs and tacky red contacts
finlandiyeah: ITS SO CUTE HOW EVERYONE HAS THAT ONE LIL THING THAT THEY CAN JUST TALK ABOUT FOREVER AND NOT GET TIRED ABOUT AND THEY’RE ALL SO DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER LIKE IT COULD BE LANGUAGES OR COWS OR PLANES OR COFFEE AND ITS JUST SO GREAT
deancasinlove: they’re on a hunt. it’s morning and sam is already packed and packing up the impala while dean takes a quick shower. cas appears suddenly in the bathroom and strips and steps into the shower with dean. they’ve been together like
tyleroakley: thecityofpaper: do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
wings-from-the-ashes: Destiel fanart|| Final part: Winter These are amazing pieces of work I find it amirable that people can be so talented and creative and they use thoses talents create something they’re passionate about. I would like to credit
bloodiedpalm: “[Jensen] improvised that line. … I just couldn’t help but laugh. It was one of those ones that I was like, ‘I don’t know if they’re still rolling, but if they are, I better hide my face.’” – [x]
thrakaboom: When doctors are like “what are your symptoms” and you’re like “dude I don’t even know I just kinda live like this”
vivisextion: I love how in Addams Family Values at the beginning they’re like is it a boy is a girl and Gomez is just like IT’S AN ADDAMS :D like stop trying to gender my baby it’s goth that’s all that matters
reptilesrevolution: Snakes are all the different, they’re body plan has a lot in common but they varies a lot in different species, shape, feeding and domestication of species. NOT ALL SNAKES EAT BIG PREY LIKE DEER (e.g Flower Pot Snakes eat ants/insects
germanystuck:the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)
lifewasted: likeafisttothejaw: Just throwing this out there, but new song… What if they have a new album coming out near when the come back to the U.S. in the fall? I like this idea better than the idea that they’re breaking up and that’s why
silkbox: I gotta say, one of my personal pet peeves in porn is when the person topping looks utterly bored by it. Especially if it’s a person who’s got their penis buried in someone’s ass. Like, all the moaning, etc, and they’re like :|Like,
fartgallery: kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person Yeah man genetics are so weird amiright?
anninymouse: My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new
anninymouse:My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location,
wednesdayinacafe: ”So I have these huge glasses that I wear that are the ugliest pair of glasses you’ll ever see in your life. But they were the ones in the glasses store that no one was going to buy. They were in the corner, they’re all dusty.
So these are my sisters, Stephanie and Maggie. Steph is the one with blue eyes and she’s 6, and Maggs is 8. We were playing with all the makeup that they got for Christmas a few weeks ago and I meant to post these forever ago but never did >.<
just-shower-thoughts: When girls say “Listen, bitch” to another girl they’re likely friends, when they say “Listen, sweetie” they are definitely not friends.
basicmom: liskathedestroyer: basicmom: rainbow-femme: basicmom: In twilight when people turn into vampires they become ‘more attractive’ … does that mean vampires with penis grow bigger penises? What happens if they’re like 90, do they become
iwouldntpisstoputyouout: I love twenty one pilots because they’re like “man, I get it. I understand why you’re upset and I feel the same way sometimes but we’re all kinda messed up and that’s okay it’ll all be okay friend”
I think the one that gets me maddest the most is when I mention when I’m in pain somewhere and the person goes “Oh yeah I know how that feels like.” It’s like, no, you do not know how it feels like, a Sickle Cell crisis does not
best-shower-thoughts: When girls say “Listen, bitch” to another girl they’re likely friends, when they say “Listen, sweetie” they are definitely not friends. (source)
meekasaackerman: WHY ARE THEY SO TINY
I can’t wait for the gang to do a jail break next week because ‘aww boo-hoo they got their weapons taken away, they’re all defenseless now’Yang has a fucking GUN in her fucking ARMYang, in a jail cell with the others and after the guards leave:
xekstrin replied to your photo: here they are despite how they look, they’re… how did you make them???? my mom bought me a cake pop maker for easter! ; w ;
insidiousmisandry replied to your post: yuuki is just surrounde… yuuki is the only one in their household that acknowledges that yumi’s gay, too, which makes this even funnier. like “how do mom and dad not see how gay she is? how do they not
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baelor: whatimpropriety: afriendtosell: donttryit: Agsjdiiebdiapsjsj!!!! I dislike how whitewashed Bumi and Kya look. They’re supposed to be pretty fucking dark. glad i’m not the only one who noticed how two brownskinned characters turned the