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Comp prize #3 for @gre7g!Features a race of alien in his up-coming book- I’ve read the first and it’s great so if you’re interested check them out whilst you’re at it.
They were like, “talk to me about boys,” and I was like, “no.” And they’re like, “why?” I love her and I love the fact that she doesn’t tolerate that kind of bullshit. There are too many words that define a woman based on her relationship
They’re gonna get there eventually
ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god
maceson: maceson: maceson: people are really saying that the guys from q eye are bad representation those are….real people……. “they’re all stereotypes” they’re people living their lives? shut up some people on here don’t know how
germanystuck: the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)
that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat: bertholdtbraun: bertholdtbraun: There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the
spoorks: pym-maximoff: So does good omens have like, a plot and shit or, like are michael sheen and hot david tennant just the main characters. I was under the impression they were like background to an actual plot but it seems it’s literally just
oaeuy: lavenderfables: Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe
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seedy: when adults say teenagers are too young for love, but then too old for fun, and too smart to play dumb but too immature for serious conversations like damn what do u expect from me
dazzlingkai: “From the time I entered the company to now, leader (Kris) has really taught me a lot. Recently he’s also been teaching me a lot of things, and I feel like I’ve changed a lot. I’m really happy that I was able to meet a brother like
actualprotag: i cut my hair and have eyebrows again! i think the next step is bleaching it all i want to be platinum next.[they/them]
twinkle-art:they’re like the sun and the moon…!!
dr-felici: As someone who kept hamsters for almost a decade this was a nice change. Rats are like sticky post-its!
spydoor-man: “omg i love gay people, they’re like girl friends :)”“you’re not like other gays”“omg i have a gay friend, you two should totally go out!”“i could totally turn you straight tho ;)”“you’re too cute to be gay”“have
Oh my god Oh my god You daft people You can’t block specific users from seeing your blog because all they’d have to do to get around it is LOG OUT You want privacy, run a private blog, but calm your collective selves about the blocking feature holy
my dogs sometimes run interference for each other. Like, one will distract me while the other one does something they know they’re not supposed to be doing. So, like, if one of them comes up to me randomly and tries to block my way or sit on me and
I have such a dumb sense of humor that I’m already like really amused at the general concept of the Diamonds being on Earth because they’re just Too Big for everything. Like, Homeworld is all Diamond-sized since everything is geared towards them but
jcatgrl: euphoricdays: yes they do yes they do are you kidding i know so many guys that are super rude like out of nowhere what if they’re gay and also find him attractive is that a joke everyone is at least a little two faced no they won’t not
milesjai: kingdomheartstwo: hotcheetoprincess: go….. off they are married to each other like yas fuck my whole life up i feel like this never has enough info when it goes around so for those curious: this is ayabambi (otherwise known as
bendingsignpost: drtanner: ravenhallow: : WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE CRYING PERFECT SWEET BABIES I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like. THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL. That wasn’t even close to the
okay but no aoba socks aren’t even piss yellow and 1, if your piss is that yellow pls get some fucking fluid in you, and 2, they’re like. banana.
someone friend requested me and bc i’m nice i accepted it but now i regret it bc they’re so…………………. clingy………………..
i promised someone i’d play comp with them but i really……………………… don’t want to……………. like they’re really nice and stuff but i don’t want to play
fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun: enochianrage: kneelingtothenorthernlights: they’re like kittens watching a butterfly oh flying leaf u so fascinating I love how dean looks so confused and cas looks very interested and benny looks very concerned for
cheesewong: I love how in separate photo shoots, Misha, Jared and Jensen are like but put them in a room together and they’re like
the-profound-pizza-man: people on tumblr who aren’t even in the Supernatural fandom can’t escape us being on their dash. they’re like
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: I love the residual posts from the mishpocolypse, they’re like stragglers who were lost in the flame but all of a sudden fought their way out of the wilderness
umbralillium: martinisolive: arsenicarose: spookinglyhandsome: rumregrets: for reference - in any of my magical world fics, if the characters have tattoos, this is what they’re like. Constantly changing and moving, sort of with lives of their own.
worldwar2chainz: The few days between Christmas and New Year’s Eve are so weird they’re like holiday purgatory
foxinu: nsfwjynx: the-pink-mist: There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts
sebastian-stand: dioburandou: zolro: I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel” NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’? GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE
dakkori: it’s incredible how a video game can have so much personal meaning and importance to you but then when you talk to another person who played it they’re like ‘yeah it was ok’ Same goes for books, movies and shows. Nothing kills your
nellwholock: cleopatrasweave: lyssissherlocked: subliminal-mind-duck: invisiblechickens: are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other??? like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached but in america they’re like “dON’t
sebastian-stand:dioburandou: zolro: I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel” NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’? GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR
thranduilland: lucid-luck: I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go
deep-space-babe: Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer.
flippyspoon: imagine oliver wood when he’s an old man talking to his grandchildren and they’re like, “grandpa, you must’ve known harry potter, right!” and he’s like “oh yes, he was on my quidditch team, he was a great seeker even just
pancastiel: imagine dean and cas have both grown up together, best friends, and they’ve graduated college and like. neither of them have exactly found that someone and they wanna focus on their careers for a little while right and so they’re like
fuku-shuu: “Hey you, brat with the good voice.” “…what do you want?” “You seem…familiar. Have we met at another rock band battle before?” “Heh. Looks like Armin was right…you really don’t remember.”
tomatetoro: imorb: how do snakes have sex i mean they’re fuckin noodles i guess you could say they literally arefuckin noodles
crocobaby: Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not? Or if they’re not sure to ask if there’s an Other President who
I really like when the people down the street have really loud parties where they sing along to pop music for hours into the night because1. they sound like they’re having so!! much!! fun!! omg 2. they make my parties sound super tame and modest
So I got like four comments in my yearbook about my "fashion" makes me feel good ^_^
harcules: Can 2015 be the year we romanticize brown eyes? because damn son, they’re really attractive and underrated. Y’all walking around with eyes the colour of fine wood, rich chocolate, and smooth caramel and still made feel under-appreciated.
I honestly feel like a proud parent whenever Fifth Harmony does like anything.
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
watchmerisewatchmesink: i’ll still never understand why people like to post on facebook how much bud they’re smoking and how much alcohol you’re consuming. it ain’t cool. comin’ from someone who drinks and smokes… shut up. Fucking thank
thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate
the worst moment in small boob life is when a guy wants to tit fuck you and you’re like good luck buddy
like you know what, just give me all your humanstuck Nepeta ideas, i will love all of them, they are all perfect and beautiful no matter what
man i hate people on pokemon showdown, if you’re losing then they make fun of you and pm you to harass you about your loss, but if you DO win they also harass you cause they’re sore losers
Like I have DEFINATELY never ever done this in my life… especially when i was a child.also I have never ABSOLUTELY stole granma’s meds and syringe to heal plushes.Or made an eye transplant from Mufasa to Simba because they were related and so
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sayariel replied to your post: sayariel replied to your post: this is what they… Erm no in the Philippines we call that Broken Glass Cake! It is all jello! oH! ahahh whoops my bad v/u/v thats a pretty hardcore name for it tho dayum
katevictoriax: katevictoriax: 💀💀 so i put this on instagram with the caption ‘uneven boob club’ and a few people messaged me like ‘noooo they’re not they’re awesome, your boobs are great & cute!!1!!’ like….i never said they
ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they offer me something and I respectfully decline and say I am 100% not interested and they’re like “I understand you don’t need it but we just want you to try it for free” LIKE PLEASE
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