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allaboutmanga: allegoricalabsurdity: masterofpowerslaves: rec0rrupted: My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies. they look like
You know you’re at the wrong job when you start getting paid in feet
alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
shen-long: Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they’re unhappy, they’re probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
ladynorthstar: more for Dread’s Bikers!AU~ Dwalin and Thorin cuddling at the pub’s counter, because they are sappy assholes.
plantbased-princess: ana-sthetic: “Dont say you hate your fam-” No. “Omg you should love your fami-” No. “Be grateful they’re your famil-” No. If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated
wholock87: Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s
aoba is the cutest & sweetest dumpling in the world and deserves only the best.
corancoranthemagicalman: introvertdear: THIS! Reblogging this too for folks with anxiety like myself who feel bad when they say they’re too busy but they don’t have every second accounted for doing something so they feel almost like they’re lying.
paulamaf2013: keithboykin: “If you ask a Republican in Congress if they believe in climate change they say ‘Well, no…I’m not a scientist.’ But when it comes to a woman’s right to choose, suddenly they’re a doctor.” - President Obama
scaredcoffeebean: why glasses suck they’re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck 3D movies dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without
blackgirlshit: sleep-less-i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-c: sansoucii: Hip hop culture is a phase for white kids. They’re simply passing thru. They’re dabbing now. But these kids go on to become elected officials & professionals that look down at culture
lucilovessam: i-lied-about-my-age: toucher: i always forget there are people in there i feel like mascots are the every-day version of deadpool cosplayers Plot twist: deadpool has clones and they’re the ones wearing the mascot uniforms
herhmione: you’re lying if you think minerva mcgonagall didn’t love the marauders to pieces we all know that they were her favorite students we all know she’d let james and sirius get away with little things and let remus off the hook for not having
itseasytoremember: my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like “oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’
mizshylock: itseasytoremember: my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like “oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’ Whereas you push little dogs
wholock87: Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not
me-la-pelas: Then they’re gonna want to follow me and look at all my pics and show her girls - La novia: “look at that bitch, she ain’t even cute.”- La amiga: “you’re right girl, she ain’t.. she’s fat and I heard she’s a hoe. ____
falasteenhurra: aliofbabylon: They lied about Iraq. They’re lying about Syria. Of course. They’ve been lying to our faces from the beginning.
petewentzturnedmikeywayscene: if you are actually stupid enough to make fun of someone’s social anxiety, or any mental illness in general, or tell them they’re lying and that they are perfectly fine while they sit there shaking and trying not to
fuckin-heaux: tarynel: mortal-apollo: alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
gluten-free-pussy: It’s weird whenever people on here read stories from retail/customer service and immediately assume they’re lies like have you worked retail? Talk to any cashier or anyone at a front desk for 5 minutes and they’ll tell you some
bpdprincesa: I’m scared I’m never gonna fully trust anyone. In the back of my mind it’s always ‘they’re cheating. They’re lying. They hate you. They don’t think you’re good enough’. It doesn’t matter what they do, I’m still unable
theproserpina: whenever people say they like me, i never believe them. there is always this voice in the back of my head telling me they’re lying, they feel sorry for me, feel pressured to say it, who could ever like you?
alreadyfallen: Interviewer: “Alex, these girls were talking about you man, they were saying how great you are.” Alex: “They’re lying.” (x)
idilardayacad: *White persons at 14 says n*gg*r* THEY’RE TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND *white person at 26 says n*gg*r* PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES *white person at 94 says n*gg*r” THEY GREW UP IN A DIFFERENT TIME
bad-w0lff: phantom-danny: Does anyone else have that one thing you’re so insecure about and if anyone comments on it it literally feels like you got socked in the gut And like even if it’s a good thing. You just feel like they’re lying and making
That awkward moment when your friend lies to impress you, and you know they're lying.
wholock87:Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not
jessicunttt: wholock87: Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying.
Now please, kiss me. Or at least lie on top of me
thejaguarr: She likes to have her girlfriends over and give them some tips on how to spice up their love life. Their husbands pretend they don’t like it, but they’re lying. I can tell.
finalmix: These memories you gave me—in my head I know they’re lies but they still feel right. ”
