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They’re here to take over the neighbourhood.
owlygem: emkaniff: ryuraven: owlygem: duhlaur: owlygem: Don’t ship real people. They’re not characters, they’re not your public property no matter how famous. They are REAL HUMAN BEINGS. Don’t be a creep. uhh you can still ship real people
babybowls: camwyn: leeshajoy: sitcorn: *basket of kittens happens**dogs stop what they’re doing to watch kittens**humans stop what they’re doing to watch dogs watching kittens* *tumblr users stop what they’re doing to watch humans watch dogs
camwyn: leeshajoy: sitcorn: *basket of kittens happens**dogs stop what they’re doing to watch kittens**humans stop what they’re doing to watch dogs watching kittens* *tumblr users stop what they’re doing to watch humans watch dogs watch kittins*
19-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat: Attention! Important! They are ALL FRIENDS! Most of the time they’re just happy to get on with their business around humans. Sometimes they get a little too curious, usually after a minute they’ll realise you’re not
sagaltesfaye: like… black people aren’t protesting for healthcare or abortion or gun rights… they are quite literally protesting to be seen with humanity. they’re protesting to be seen as humans worthy of LIFE. Worthy of a respectful obituary,
sixthousandbees: Thought about “Humans are space orcs/space fae”. There was a line talking about how theres a human working on a ship but no-ones entirely sure if they’re meant to be there, but they didn’t want to like offend the terrifying space
loud-boy: ohnomayo: Big scary monsters encountering humans for the first time and realising they are extremely attractive Big scary monsters getting nervous around their favourite human because they’re so soft and delicate, what if they accidentally
dictator-woodle-dee-doodle: kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: e-seal: e-seal: shitty sci fi writers: “they’re aliens so they aren’t politically correct and they say slurs!” decent sci fi writers: “they’re aliens so they wouldn’t know human
illuminaudo: littlemocash: illuminaudo: if you are going Black Friday shopping tomorrow please please PLEASE remember to be nice to sales associates and cashiers. they’re tired, they’re only human, and they’re doing the best they can. When I
mysterymanbob: just-shower-thoughts:When someone says they’re a dog person you assume they really like dogs when, in fact, they could be trying to tell you they’re some sort of mythological half-dog half-human beast. I’m a fucking sweaty furry
charlesoberonn: The crystal gems’ designs… they’re so… 90sI can’t take it.It also shows how the gem’s relationship with the human world is. They might have a fence separating them, but they’re still aware of human culture. my times~ ;
cerseis-lannister: “Even though these characters live in a fairytale world and they’re fantastical, they’re all very human and they go through universal things that everybody goes through.” -Josh Dallas
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liquidlightning: elodieunderglass: brittajj26: mrrrl: delladilly: do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying #like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with
prokopetz: howtoreachprokopetz: prokopetz: Concept: robot rebellion, except instead of going all “kill all humans” they just start doing weird shit with no clear purpose, and if anybody tries to get them to explain what they’re doing or why they’re
homunculus-argument:Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast
of course, the real answer is that humans can’t try a Gem for anything because humans have literally no power over Gems. If a Gem goes to court to be tried for a crime, they’re just humoring humans, there’s absolutely nothing humans can do to make
bogleech:the neurodivergent experience is thinking you’re sharing fun, interesting or helpful information in a normal human conversational fashion while they think you’re an asshole lecturing them or looking down at them like they’re stupid and
humanity-shines: So there’s this attractive guy in my biology class and every time they’re nearby I just get so uncomfortable I’m like -/-/-/-//^^-^-^^×#*#*$,## and I always lean towards my friend and go ‘the attractive ones here’ and they
tyleroakley: dailydot: Cards Against Humanity is letting customers pick which 2016 candidate they’ll donate to, as long as it’s Clinton The game’s creators have launched a fundraiser, America Votes With Cards Against Humanity, where they’re
dr-crankenstein: I find it funny that when there’s an alien trying to fit in with humans in shows they always try to do everything they can to make the humans think that they’re one of them and the humans usually find out that they’re an alien
sepulchritude: imagine a rosario vampire kind of setting, where a human winds up at a monster school. except the monsters all know they’re a human. maybe they’re part of a new “monster/human friendly relations” project. everyone is pretty cautious
aidnturnered: I properly tried to stop drinking blood.
humans-of-pdx: “This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ "What are you going to make with it?”“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You
camwyn: leeshajoy: sitcorn: *basket of kittens happens**dogs stop what they’re doing to watch kittens**humans stop what they’re doing to watch dogs watching kittens* *tumblr users stop what they’re doing to watch humans watch dogs watch kittens*
deadjosey: You see them everywhere. They’re bankers, lawyers, and teachers. They’re even in the military. Don’t be wary. If they wished you harm, you would have known by now. They’re here merely to live and live as one of us, as humans. Yet,
most-awkward-moments: astudyinawesome: “Do you think anyone will notice they’re just cardboard cutouts?” “Look, we’ve already stretched the budget to £10.50, they’ll just have to deal with it.” if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna
cipheramnesia:thantos1991:homunculus-argument:Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when
autumn-imara:“Children don’t need to earn their humanity. Children aren’t humans in training, they are humans right now. They’re not waiting to live their life, this is part of their life in this moment. Society treats children as though they’re
owlygem: akanemiyazaki: owlygem: Don’t ship real people. They’re not characters, they’re not your public property no matter how famous. They are REAL HUMAN BEINGS. Don’t be a creep. I don’t care…I SHIP IT <3 Ugh.
zillychu: AU where seraphim are actually really scary they’re super dangerous bc they literally devour life from everything (more sapience = more potent, meaning flora is weak, fauna is ok, humans are A+) and are heckin powerful, though humanity knows
humans-of-pdx:“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?”“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to
dlubes: bananashemmo: thebestoftumbling: grizzly bear having a swimI’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans Wtf is a dog human.
“They’re notorious for their extraction of terrestrial human livers, due to iron depletion in the Reticulum galaxy.”
humans-of-pdx: “This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!" "What are you going to make with it?”“Well, this one I’m giving to my
serialkiller-obsessed: “Humans are pretty stupid; humans won’t survive. Humans ain’t gonna survive; not the way they’re going. They’re going to destroy every fucking thing. If you sat down and you started thinking “people,” it would take
I… I mean, you know they’re just foreign, right? They’re not dumb or anything. Actually, they seem pretty smart. And the way gems reproduce is really almost identical to humans, just on a larger scale. (P.S. I know you’re wondering why Connie
discount-supervillain: I… I mean, you know they’re just foreign, right? They’re not dumb or anything. Actually, they seem pretty smart. And the way gems reproduce is really almost identical to humans, just on a larger scale. (P.S. I know you’re
Rarity’s dance doesn’t actually start until like 1:30. These people look like they’re enjoying themselves; i bet it’s a lot of fun to see one of these shows. :D
