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whavies: montegos: balarinamarina: I am so in love with this picture. I love the messy hair, and the black under her tired eyes, his unbuttoned shirt. I like the imperfections in this picture yet they’re genuinely smiling and happy. this is my favouri
godtricksterloki: And they’re all gonna suck and be lame.
godtricksterloki: catsandfangirling: catsandfangirling: yaz-i-am-daz: catsandfangirling: This is my April fools joke. I made brown e’s and texted my entire family that I made brownies and now they’re all excited. o m f g Needless to say I’ve
fuckmethroughthesheets: “Those men think I’m purely decorative, and they’re fools for not knowing better.” — Zelda Fitzgerald, in a letter to F. Scott Fitzgerald. (via latifahtorki)
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: galacticmilky:yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: i-am-mishafuckingcollins: allo-mishamigos: tsukidaisy:every person I know has a different name for these They are elastics? hairties Definitely hair ties hair lackeys, you fools
thorodinson: Miss Carter, I’ve read your war record. You are a credit to your profession. If the men in your office can’t see that, then they’re fools. You were trying to do something good, and I believe you accomplished it.
⚢PhotograpHER: Idk who they think they're fooling
Sometimes you gotta play the fool, to fool the fool, who thinks they're fooling you.
bongfucker: i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
memewhore: They look like they’re fleeing in terror
ohhaidanielle: jordynivy: annaoverboard: What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and they’re snoring like a fucking asshole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear
captaiinmarvel: when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
growlithed: beyond-optimism: growlithed: have you ever heard a cute boy giggle its literally life changing Have you ever heard ANYONE giggle? It’s fucking adorable regardless if they’re ‘cute’ or not. Don’t single out everyone else you
jungtaekitten: I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty.
sharingneedles: i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
witchcraftand-wizardry: i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
meekasa: Do you just ever love a person so much But not in a sexual/romantic way You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things
thecityofpaper: do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
halfboyfriend: “are there any straight people in your story?” "no they’re not relevant to the plot”
magicalmanhattanproject: if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest
postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too
passiveprince: when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend
the-morning-and-the-evening-star: allsnargents: “Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?” I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET
shego: people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
promo4homo: privilegedblackgirl: theyre looks so weird without the comma they,re Ah yes much better
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
inimicaldolly: generalivan: princeaspartame: eerieeriquitecontreeri: dinosaursmooching: icanttellyouwhotobe: hiphopfightssnacks: wait what i don’t get it Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
blumbitch: When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
nettosan: datademon: damn-arrows: caffensis: revyas: I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs they’re slugs …and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that: This is important
eversolewd: havocados: In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it. The lorax is a prophecy
knightscrest: officialnasa: knightscrest: knightscrest: how do astronauts say they’re sorry? they apollo-gize!! We dont apologize. we are perfect. nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
idkhumor: today a kid said “think of anyone in your life- whether they’re a celebrity, teacher, relative, someone you admire greatly. then remember that they have all, at one point in their life, has had explosive diarrhea” and I think that’s
meowgon: kinginthewest: it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat they’re not for you… they’re for ME
versaceslut: this bookstore has like four cats and they let them roam around the store it’s so cute. they’re all named after greek gods and i think this ones name is apollo
gryphonbutts: ledoodlepoodle: kanrose: ok i know a lot of you are laughing about this in the tags and saying they deserved it because they’re furries, but what actually happened to cause this wasn’t funny at all somebody deliberately poisoned the
feministmagicalgirl: don’t yell at cashiers if they are asking you to sign up for a charge/debit card - their employers are pushing them to ask everyone don’t yell at cashiers if they’re taking too long folding your clothes in your bags - their
oversized-paradise: littl3-0ld-m3: showmyspine: ishsweeney: myintriguing: My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights This is the most gangsta shit I have ever seen on tumblr
seifukucat: damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
levi-s-titties: Emotionally abusive people fucking suck because they act like they’re the victims and that they’re the nicest person in the world. They make you feel like utter crap and make it nearly impossible for you to prove that you’re the
bookiesbooty: weirdnwise: Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just
methhomework: micasablumpkins: the-unpopular-opinions: i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies
archerback:imreallybad: don’t cater to straight boys laziness by pretending they’re better in bed than they are. don’t fake orgasms. don’t tolerate bad sex. if you go down on them, ask them to go down on you. tell them how to make you orgasm.
fuckthisblogshit:seismicactivities:It makes me so happy that they’re best friendsWow they weren’t acting in scrubs
fadical: people will honestly criticize lesbian weddings no matter what like if they both wear dresses then they’re “enforcing traditional gender roles” but if one of them wears a tux they’re “imitating heterosexuality” but if they both wear
theawesomeadventurer:theawesomeadventurer:Why does no one recognize the KKK as an actual terrorist group??? As an actual WHITE and CHRISTIAN and AMERICAN terrorist group?? Is it because they’re white? Is it because they’re Christian? Is it because
susiephone:so teenagers are too young to know their sexual orientation or whether or not they’re in lovebut they’re old enough to be deciding what career and degree and life they want to have foreverhowconvenient for you
ursupernovagirl:straight out of the womb we’re teaching girls to hate their bodies and teaching boys that they’re SUPER!
heritance: Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
its-ctrl-alt-delete: Modern Mythology - Seshat “I never feel lonely if I’ve got a book - they’re like old friends. Even if you’re not reading them over and over again, you know they are there.” - Emilia Fox
puckish-agent-of-change: shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at
poko-no-spoko:Lantern Rite has been absolutely hilarious 😭 The poets have no power on the seas
