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That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.
adam2adamtn: bonermakers: This teacher always told them they could hang out someday once they’re 21 and out of college. Well, it was graduation day and they came back to visit their favorite teacher. Oh yeah… and teacher was so fucking happy to
xdommx: Elves need their daily pussy slapping. Otherwise they’ll never do as they’re told. They need dicipline. Elf pussies are hard to control, but a good smacking puts them right back where they belong.
I don’t want to generalize but a lot of people I meet that have lived in NYC are so full of themselves. They come back to the Tampa Bay area acting like they’re better than you as if by living in NYC they have accomplished some amazing human
knitmeapony: black-brat: notoriousadd: rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs
arsamandix: Ars amandi ♥ the art of love. “One hand was behind his back, and he held it out, presenting a bouquet of white and smoky purple lilies. “They’re straight from the underworld, by the way. They are everlasting. They won’t die.”"
knitmeapony: black-brat: notoriousadd: rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back
and-umar: 99.9% of superheroes are not all straight because of natural character development back in the day they were straight because they had to be now they’re straight because writers don’t want to take the risk or don’t care to it has nothing
roll-for-anal-circumference: corrathecat: any of yall who agree with the nsfw ban keep in mind: they aren’t doing it to keep the minors safe or to get rid of pedophiles. they’re doing it because they wanna be back on the app store. they give less
the-entire-furry-fandom: koyohmi: the-entire-furry-fandom: i take it all back, these things we call memes, they’re not as awful as i thought they were- i mean they bring us all together and what’s better than that? guys being dudes MEMES ARE
loopy-lupe: I posted some short sketches that I liked on twitter and I thought they’d look cool arranged as icons, so here they are! They’re free to use, as long as you credit and link back to me. Bonuses;
daddysbottom: “Da…. dad? What are you doing?”“Don’t worry, son. They all have left for church, and then they’re going to go shopping some more. They won’t be back till after lunch at the earliest. We have plenty of time.”“But dad, you
itwasgoodtobealive: When Tumblr comes back after maintenance, they will be charging Ū a day for using Tumblr, unless you reblog this in which case they will absolve you from payment cos they’re nice like that, those that do not reblog this will be
ackerbooty:imagineyouricon:Imagine your icon being your sole companion in the zombie apocalypse. They have all the powers they have in the movie/game/show they’re from.well guys *leans back* i’m surviving this bitch.
extraneousredux: I love the way that men are able to multitask during moments like these. The way they can hold a ball or not spill a beer as they pin you against the wall. The way they can pull the covers back while they’re kissing you or reach
my classmates in my physics class are so fucking cisnormative and they’re always arguing over shit they know nothing about.
❝ If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they’re yours; if they don’t they never were.
black-brat: notoriousadd: rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position
gokuma: trailbreakerofficial: Baby robots sitting in their parent’s lap. They try to crawl away, but every time they get a few inches away, their parent just scoops them up and puts the baby right back on their lap. They’re told to stay put, but
castiel-knight-of-hell: M&M ads have gotten so creepy. They sexualize female M&Ms. They put male M&Ms in situations that appear sexual but really they’re about to be killed and eaten. Can we please go back to candies that debate the existence
I fucken hate it when you plan out something with your friends, you text them asking when they want to go or if they're going. they don't reply back. like for real, just tell me if youre fucken going.
laksjdhfg09: How about the kids from Narnia?Tom Felton: They’re pretty tame, they’ve got no hope, it wouldn’t even go to physical, it would be merely verbal; he would spit out a few distasteful remarks and they’d run off back into the wardrobe.
Just a little reminder that you are not alone. A lot of YouTubers you look up to have gone through what you are going through right now and they made it. And so can you. Stay strong and fight back. They’re the strongest people I know. They’ve
houseadhesive: OKAY BUT can you imagine black widow and gamora meeting and just looking at eachother like “who the fuck are you” And then they both look back at their teams and they’re like “who the fuck is she” AND THEN THEY BECOME BEST FRIENDS
Heroes aren’t always the ones who win. They’re the ones who lose, sometimes. But they keep fighting, they keep coming back. They don’t give up. That’s what makes them heroes.
kyrbrlvr: jackedmusclehead: Yea, my muscles get me a lot of guys at the gym, but I don’t think they realize I have a monster in my pants. We’ll go back to my place or theirs, and they usually end up just sucking me off because they’re afraid of
theproserpina: whenever people say they like me, i never believe them. there is always this voice in the back of my head telling me they’re lying, they feel sorry for me, feel pressured to say it, who could ever like you?
xenosagaepisodeone:horses do not actually eat grass because they’re hungry they eat grass to clear the ground to prepare for the day they collectively tunnel through the earth back into hell where they belong
fairyneko:I! AM! BACK! TO! MY! GENUINE! SELF!!!(they slash them) Most beautiful.
pinkmanjesse: does anyone else feel so much relief when you’re friends with someone and they’re the one to initiate a conversation because those fears of whether or not you’re annoying them and them not liking you behind your back disappear
postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too
abzanascendancy: sarpadianempiresvol-viii: Very cool cycle of lands to reprint, and they needed a reprint. (Source) Yes! Filter lands and they’re in enemy colors! Really glad we’re getting these back!
nfornihilism: silentthevoice: *nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless. the sun isnt a rock go back to
baddiebey: Ugly cute guys are guys that you think are so cute because they’re charming or sweet and they have like the air of a hot guy but then when u look at them for a long time sometimes u pull back and you’re just like “…..damn he kinda
postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last
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