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A few of your wife’s friends arrive as you get ready to leave. It’s time for her weekly book club meeting with all of her married friends, you figure they’re going to be a couple hours at least.
metaphoricalprune: When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so
so as we all know, anchal is dating jim carrey. but i read a rumor that they’re now getting married. how random is that? (he’s more than twice her age fyi)
"If possible, I want to marry all ELF, not cause I'm casanova, but because I'm worried if they're in other hands." —Leeteuk.
hollihock: ichablog: prettyboyshyflizzy: pinkgliitter: yousonosy: badgyal-k: This is why you keep ya family business off twitter LMFAO th..th…thats tuff lmaoo CALM THE FUCK DOWN Y’ALL HE AIN’T MARRIED Look they’re even friends now
don’t ever ask me to headcanon wedding stuff. all you’re going to get is me going “yeah and… married! whoo hoo! cool!… then they get a big dog and wear rings, I guess. The end.”
erejearmin: brotp? oh, yeah. okay. they’re totally a brotp. best bros. bros for life. bros MARRIED for life. bros who make out all the time. bros who confess their feelings on a summer night in a field of tall grass. it was windy and there were fireflies
shoutothehandcrusher: erasermic….. is good… they’re married and aizawa likes to nap ontop of yamada,,,, much to the amusement of the other teachers. but its okay bc they all promise to be quiet!!
marianaber: wibbly wobbly challenge→ Favorite quote per season in colours abound↳[2/7] Series 2 “When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the
artemispanthar:Yo! I had a thought
hey-erika:Since Bonnie can’t seem to get her brother for real married, she decided to do the next best thing.And it’s all well and good until she tells everybody that they meet in the next several weeks that they’re still married.
cosmic-artsu: you guys have been so sweet and so supportive that I ended up going through a bunch of my old stuff to draw some ocs!! thank you!! ;v; (click the images for some extra info on the characters!)
campaignofmisinformation: “Come on Scully, you know… we’re married now.”
brainbowunicorn: lady-tromboss: imagine getting married after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family and every single person in that room
sokkas-therapist:✨ zukka headcanon #…something!✨Sokka and Zuko just casually call each other things like “dude”, “bro”, and “man” all the time. While also doing romantic things. Like, Even when they’re married, they can do ✨both✨!
blackmansbride: I’m sure they’re all happily married, but imagine if they all went to a party with nothing but the finest, most beautiful black men available. What then?
surprisebitch: ichablog: prettyboyshyflizzy: pinkgliitter: yousonosy: badgyal-k: This is why you keep ya family business off twitter LMFAO th..th…thats tuff lmaoo CALM THE FUCK DOWN Y’ALL HE AIN’T MARRIED Look they’re even friends
imheretoravishyou: Insert actual japanese parent-meeting formalities all but stating they’re getting married Also I mixed up which one of Gendo’s hands had the embryo on it, sorry.
hashtagnerdswagger: #i’m not saying that dean and cas act exactly like an old married couple#but they’re completely in love#bicker all the time#and look at each other with sappy hearts in their eyes so actually yes#yes that is exactly what i’m
misfitcourtknee: When people get married, or are about to be married, they start to fret about all of the things that they’re going to miss out on or lose. Never having another first kiss, never having another first date, never being able to sleep
j1tters: tthornton: this is probably the cutest thing ever can i marry all of them at once because they’re all so cute and just toews ughufigbjndf
ichablog: prettyboyshyflizzy: pinkgliitter: yousonosy: badgyal-k: This is why you keep ya family business off twitter LMFAO th..th…thats tuff lmaoo CALM THE FUCK DOWN Y’ALL HE AIN’T MARRIED Look they’re even friends now
scanis: “Her and Lost In Translation are connected to each other. They’re very much on the same wavelength. They explore a lot of the same ideas. This all makes sense since Spike Jonze and Sofia Coppola were married from 1999 to 2003 and had
everbright-mourning: So someone write me that fic where a happily married couple adopts the new person in the apartment below them b/c they notice that they’re miserable and lonesome and don’t know how to Adult very well, and then they all fall in
slambien: How To Make Love About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have to talk about sex to their kids.
ellenlovesportia: “Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4 years, I don’t think we hurt anyone else’s marriage. I asked all of my neighbors and they say they’re fine.”
shewouldnevercheat: My two brothers used to steal all of my girlfriends growing up. They’re so much bigger than me, even now. Now, though, I’m married, and my wife would never leave me for them. She says that they’re just big dicks, and I shouldn’t
t-ropisch: i-dont-sleep-i-dream: c—onverse: why. they are all so perfect. WHY MUST I LIVE IN SUCH A PLACE WHERE THE BOYS HERE ARE AL DOUCHE CANOES! boys. you’re all perfect. im going to change my identity so that i can marry all 17 of you. xxxxxxxxxxxx
whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because when my law class was asked if it is illegal for a man to rape his wife, all but two students said no. Their reason? Because they’re married and she is obligated to have sex with her husband- whenever.
smithnoble: doctor who meme: two quotes (½) When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much
I follow so many cute boys but like they’re all dating someone or married Sigh
Marry that person who’s never gonna start with only one finger, because you’re gonna be so horny around them all the time that’ll have a lot of space to fill. Also they’ll know that they can put in as much as they want.
bbcendsthewhiterace: Your dream is for your wife to do this all day, while you work to pay for it all. You and every other white boy, the reality is that you’ll never marry a white girl because they’re already all Blacked. Plus a Black Cock whore
slut-problems: I went on a cruise for Spring Break and all I got was my face covered in fucking cum every night. It’s amazing how many married dudes have wives that won’t fuck them. And they’re all trapped on a boat with me. So many cocks, so little
kirbylesbian: best part of the new su ep: this super gay cake
dashingicecream: my dumb sims oc again bye i was randomly thinking abt my sims ocs today and wanted to let y’all kno they’re happily married and thriving and now have a little daughter