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thewittyarsonist:When ur ex-wife still misses u but ur impersonating ur twin brother and ur both old now so she can’t tell the differenceShe never came back after that yanno Hanging out with his “nephew” is slightly less awkward.
warpstar: thewittyarsonist: outerspace-is-spooky: sophieandace: Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems then: Not being in the same homeroom: Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems now: The Literal Apocalypse I feel this is unfair. One
asianpankake:thewittyarsonist:I love how you can just read Bill’s train of thought in Dreamscaperers when Gideon says he wants him to go into the mind of “Stanford Pines” and he’s like:“STANFORD Pines? I thought Stanford Pines threw himself
sonofagrunkle: thewittyarsonist: gravityanomaly: sonofagrunkle: Literally the only thing keeping me away from the Stan identity swap theory is that I doNT WANT TO GO THROUGH THE NAME CHANGE HASSLE BECAUSE I AM A LAZY WEENIE YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THE
thewittyarsonist: I’m bad at memes
warpstar: thewittyarsonist: outerspace-is-spooky: sophieandace: Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems then: Not being in the same homeroom:Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems now: The Literal Apocalypse I feel this is unfair. One
thewittyarsonist: the-ice-castle: someone who’s never watched gravity falls, please explain what you think it’s happening here “TAKE IT OFF!! TAKE IT OFF!!”
thewittyarsonist: My predictions for #GravityFinale
angryisokay: andthenabanana: tin-pan-ali: ladypalerider: animals-lovers: Bath time! 🐰 holy fucking shit @thewittyarsonist @ryukoishida @knightoflodis
thewittyarsonist: “I LOVE MY BABY SISTER SO MUCH!!!!!”
hideousblob: thewittyarsonist: guesswhomadewaffles: seymourguado: — [I love you Japan.] Google Translate…. jim and dave ZIM REALLY IS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD U GAIZE IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE
thewittyarsonist: Blessed concept art
thewittyarsonist:Ok but THE INVISIBLE INK
thewittyarsonist: outerspace-is-spooky: sophieandace: Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems then: Not being in the same homeroom:Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems now: The Literal Apocalypse I feel this is unfair. One time in ed
thewittyarsonist: middoe: when you accidentally type “stan” instead of “satan” But real talk now, if we assume the mystery shack was once a costume shop, do you think that was the context?
thewittyarsonist: kappatain-crunch: mr-champloo: glowcloud: *straight person voice* love whoever the fuck you want to love!!! Why does it have to be a straight person saying this? What’s the point? because tumblr seems to have an unhealthy obsession
thewittyarsonist: jacelys: sixpenceee: Nábrók are a pair of pants made from the skin of a dead man, which are believed in Icelandic witchcraft to be capable of producing an endless supply of money. In order to make the necropants (called nábrók
gravityanomaly: thewittyarsonist It’s you and me
203y: thewittyarsonist: sgt-vandoodle: WAIT A SECONDSTANFORD PI NESHAS A WEDDING RING??? I TOLD YALL BUT YOU NEVER LISTEN. THE GRUNKLE WE ALL LOVE AND KNOW IS A LIE BECAUSE GRUNKLE HAS REALLY BEEN G R A N D P A ALL ALONG What if it was the ring
mabelisthebatman:thewittyarsonist:STANS BEEN DRIVING THE STANLEYMOBILE SINCE THE 1960’SGRUNKLE IS STANLEYTHE AUTHOR IS STANFORDCON!!!!!!FUCKIN!!!!!!!!FIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They could’ve shared the car. yeah,that means nothing. God,the GF fandom can
thewittyarsonist:Jersey boys
thewittyarsonist: lobstronomousskeleton:ek-24z:Well, the Author’s name does indeed seem to be Stanley - time to update TVTropes.YOOOOOOOOOOO WE FUCKING CALLED IT NoBill has made deals with the authorBut STANLEY has made mistakes without his helpStanley
thewittyarsonist:radioactive-cloud: Guys????? Im a little freaked out. Tad strange might have been shown off as early as season 1 WELL FUCK#FLATLANDORIGINTHEORY IT IS
thewittyarsonist:GATHER ROUND CHILDREN!!! In preparation for the upcoming torment I’ve devised a little game we can play when it finally gets here.GRAVITY FALLS APOCALYPSE BINGO!oh my god this is great
doktoberfestt:thewittyarsonist:“Now that the real Stanford’s back, Stan can’t let him go to jail for the federal crimes he committed under his name. Stan is going to out himself and take the fall for his family.”You’re RIGHT!!!!!! YOURE RIGHT!!!!
gravityanomaly: thewittyarsonist:radioactive-cloud:chrossrank:doktoberfestt:thewittyarsonist:“Now that the real Stanford’s back, Stan can’t let him go to jail for the federal crimes he committed under his name. Stan is going to out himself and
mrsjadecurtiss: thewittyarsonist:Proto-Stan: I’m… I’m probably your uncleStan: how am I related to THATStan: if you are anything like me you might grow MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BODY HAIRMabel: CRIME GRANDPA!TV: GRANDPA THE KIDStan: next thing you know
thewittyarsonist: chrossrank: mrsjadecurtiss: thewittyarsonist:Proto-Stan: I’m… I’m probably your uncleStan: how am I related to THATStan: if you are anything like me you might grow MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BODY HAIRMabel: CRIME GRANDPA!TV: GRANDPA
thewittyarsonist: chrossrank:thewittyarsonist:chrossrank:mrsjadecurtiss:thewittyarsonist:Proto-Stan: I’m… I’m probably your uncleStan: how am I related to THATStan: if you are anything like me you might grow MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BODY HAIRMabel: CRIME
thewittyarsonist: Dressed 4 successhttps://mobile.twitter.com/alyankovic/status/586302257412489217/photo/1
thewittyarsonist: “When fighting a Gremloblin, use water… only as a last resort, because water will make it much more scarier. Ah! Who writes sentences like that?”Weird Al would
gravityanomaly: thewittyarsonist: gravity-what: Sometime I wonder if Stan really was part of the original mystery trio, because a number of signs point to him not really knowing much about what his brother was doing (like it taking 30 years to find
gravityanomaly: thewittyarsonist: gravity-what:gravityanomaly:thewittyarsonist:gravity-what:Sometime I wonder if Stan really was part of the original mystery trio, because a number of signs point to him not really knowing much about what his brother
thewittyarsonist: MCGUCKETThe Author hid the journals from MCGUCKETThe Blind Eye Society was created to protect people from the truth, and what is the biggest enemy of a liar?TESTIMONYThose journals contained written testimony of all the oddities in
gravityanomaly: thewittyarsonist: technomod: IT’S NOT AN ERRORWHAT THE FUCK ??? I’M REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I HAD A THOUGHT?This could mean a few things maybe idk im spitballing:-How much time has passed from the authors perspective? [It’s
thewittyarsonist: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: Second weird thought - if the Author disappeared during the 1980s, why did his food stock only start in the 2010s/2020s? “What kind of disaster would need supplies for over sixty years?”The last
mochislayer: thewittyarsonist: pinkie-pride: Alex Hirsch is in Weird Al’s ‘Do I Creep You Out?’ music video. Weird Author confirmed. Wait you mean that really is him and IM NOT CRAZY???? I thought you guys were just imagining things but.damn.
gravity-what: gravityanomaly: gravity-what: gravityanomaly: gravity-what: Okay but thewittyarsonist and gravityanomaly have you considered the idea of one one the first thing Ivan erasing from his memory being his love for the author? (Because he
I don't think Wendy's mother killed herself
thewittyarsonist: Figure 4: Character arcs
thewittyarsonist: Guys…. Guys. There’s no way Chelsea Peretti is Carla in the next episode. She’s only recorded very recently and doesn’t even know who she’s playing. Her voice is not going to feature in the next episode, which is pretty much
shamblingcorporatepresence: abaikgirl: You asked and I answered. (Also ps thewittyarsonist sorry I didn’t reply to your reply earlier before the anon idiot sent me the ask. I had midterms so I was on mobile for most of the day) All I’m seeing
shamblingcorporatepresence: athmsoa: thewittyarsonist: gravityfaller7: gravityanomaly: thewittyarsonist: gravityanomaly: thewittyarsonist: I CANT BELIEVE WE JUST GOT NEAR-CONFIRMATION RIGHT OUTTA THE HIRSCH’S MOUTH AFTER ALL THIS TIMETHIS IS
shamblingcorporatepresence: shamblingcorporatepresence: gravity-falls-hunks: thewittyarsonist: shamblingcorporatepresence: s325diana: I just saw this on Twitter and… UUUH??EDIT: So yeah, apparently this was premiered in the UK, for some reason.
thewittyarsonist: wet-monsoon: now you can finally be in the possession of your very own throw pillow with the author’s beautiful face on it Someone is going to buy this and sit on it
shamblingcorporatepresence: thewittyarsonist: “Stan reveals” On one hand Stan’s going to leave out as much as he can to keep the twins in the dark about everything having to do with Carla, his family life and his ACTUAL relations to themOn the
thewittyarsonist: sugarnetcg: thewittyarsonist: -Eight arms (four gems)-Two faces?-Gem on forehead (Pearl)-Gem on chest (Amethyst)-Gem on remaining hand (Garnet)-Gem on belly- obscured by house (Rose Quartz)-Sardonyx???????? There’s actually five
raspberryseedz: thewittyarsonist: Keep reading Yes, yes to all of this!Though I think it is worthwhile to point out that a lot of Stanley’s insecurities are helped along/reinforced by the (likely consistent) expectation from everyone around him
sandiegojacket: thewittyarsonist: Look they are holding hands everything is fine
thewittyarsonist: I should have gone deeper but I’m not so brave
thewittyarsonist: LMAO EVEN THAT WAS STAN’S FAULT
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