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I found this golden nugget in my photos.
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The grand unveiling!
Have I mentioned lately that I feel sexy? uwu
Have a selfie because I’m sad garbage
I constantly have to correct dictionaries and it’s getting on my nerves.
I drew some more because why the hell not. And the hair looks super fly
Here, have a sloppy doodle because I wanna smoke break
Got ½ of my piercings done!
ateenwitch:I think people need to know about this. Things like this happen every single day in America. Sit down babies, it’s story time.My mother became an alcoholic after getting a gastric bypass so she could finally be less than 300 lbs.After
Look at this little shit.
All my soldiers resting after the latest war.. there were many battery casualties.
Here have a selfie because I feel cute but this light is garbage.
I went to the Wallgreens near here and the lady that was cashiering recognized me– the last time I was there I bought a big bag of candy and a pregnancy test. This time, I got two big bags of cookies and a big can of raspberry tea and some cough
Touch my legs, Senpai.
That moment when you realize your poster saw the whole thing…
I’m feeling it again.. the feeling that all I do is wake up and then waste time till I can go back to bed and pretend I don’t exist.
If there’s anything I’ve learned this spring break its that masturbating is THE best way to waste time.
This is why you shouldn’t leave me alone all day.
Here have a selfie because I’m gross today and it’s a miracle I took a good one.
Please excuse me while I pretend to be 4 again.
I am so paralyzed with my responsibilities right now I want nothing more than to just stop existing for a while.
Hey here’s a cute little idea Lemme draw whatever the fuck I want <3 I probably will anyway so the only difference is psychological warfare you’re about to bring on yourself.
Just ignore this, my phone is running out of room and I wanna keep these
Still storing stuff like a pack rat
Yay more storage
Durpa durp
Woo even more storage
Miss my glasses Still cramming storage
Idk I might need these
Still dumping
Please excuse me while I dump these here because my phone is running out of room
Before and after because why the fuck not.
Update; lipgloss.
SO I accidentally made my dad really really upset today when I put a suction-cup sigh thingy on the back of my car that says “So gay I can’t even drive straight.”
Good news; I finally found my car keys! Bad news; I found them because I accidentally stepped on them and turned on my car alarm while I was getting ready for school at around 5:30 AM. Everyone hates me now
The most badass X-ray that didn’t involve an injury ever.
Okay, so, wanna get a job but I doubt I’ll find out around here that’s okay with face piercings. Here’s the problem… both of the balls attached to the ring on my nose ring are stuck. I’ve tried twisting, pulling, doing both
Woohoo how about a selfie of me and bae from our second anniversary?
Do I look exceedingly exhausted or what?
I’m 19, I swear. (That’s gogurt btw.)
theshitfuck-png: theshitfuck-png: theshitfucksart: As some of you may know, a month ago a mass was found in my breast and I needed to raise money for an ultrasound via commissions. Need less to say, the day of my appointment has gone and passed, but
Literally the only reason I’m posting this is because I love this bear.
theshitfuck-png: theshitfuck-png: Hey guys I’m stressing about money a bunch (what’s new tho) especially now that my computer is broken and I can’t do commissions like I used to. (For the record, gigantic shoutout to my last commissioner who’s
Wearing my horns makes me feel better for some reason.
theshitfuck-png: theshitfuck-png: Sorry in advance for this mess of a post and my life but anywayI’m more or less being forced to find my own place before October and I’m kinda worried about being able to make end’s meet (or buying food for that
