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arlluk: There’s a really cool website called Open Library that lets you check out books and read them online for free. There’s not a huge selection, but there are some interesting (albeit old) books on cetaceans. All you have to do is sign up. It’s
Look closely at my face. You see that scar there? I have no idea how I got that scar. Literally, it just appeared there. Got it like, five years ago. The night before I got it everything was cool. I went to bed totally fine, but when I woke up I had
sterndaddy: It doesn’t happen often. I keep a tight rein on it. But, every now and then, I need you, I crave you so badly, that the “beast” surfaces. When he comes out, it both scares and arouses you. When he’s there, I don’t even realize it’s
s-fit-c: take-a-break-and-laugh: has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living You HAVE to have a sense of humor working there, but its prolly nothing to them being that Im sure they’re use to it. I bet a
submissive-william: There you go! See, the cage does fit! Even though you thought it was too small! Take it off? Sorry, I don’t even have the key. Your old girlfriend bet me big bucks that I couldn’t persuade you to try it on. You’d better take
Y'know, if you are going to carelessly leave your phone lying around, you really should put a screen lock on it. Interesting Tumblr account you have there. It would be a shame if everyone knew what was on it. From this point on, you are going to call
oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why
thesouthwick: now that i’m 18, i guess it’s finally time it was a great honour to have this title bestowed on me, but i have to pass it on now. i thank you all. it was a privilege, but now there must be a new dancing queen. applicants must be young,
queensansastark: Do you ever make a graphic and you get at the point where you have to choose a font and think “if only there were some way to get an overview of all the fonts I have already installed”? Well you can. At wordmark.it you just type
Colin Hay ~ Hold On To My Hand @todaytomorrowalways4me You say you don’t believe in sorrow Then why are you so sad? There’s no need to fear tomorrow It’s never quite that bad You have such heart You’re the precious one And you will have
brutaljuice: Have you ever wanted one person so badly,like you would do everything and anything to have them next to you but it seems so impossible so you literally lay in bed imaging them there just so you can fall asleep
teainthegarden: “It’s not that you don’t have feelings, it’s just like, the volume is turned way down, like the sound on an old tape. The voices are there, you just have to listen.”
cheezetits: narcotic: There’s a book sitting in front of you. In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? Hell fucking yeah Sure. Just so I could dissect it all, disprove it point by point,
My cooperating teacher has a picture of the leaning tower of pisa on her homepage and it makes me so!!!!!!! ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU BEEN TO PISA? It’s awful. All the building are poorly constructed (everything there is leaning because IT’S
People. When it comes to ET, you need to pick - it’s either fun, or you want to do a full tower run. There’s no inbetween, no mix whatsoever. If you do ET for fun, you have no chance in all nine realms to finish it. You most likely pick any class
catskid100: I think people need to realize that it’s okay to like stuff and not have a deep reason for it You can like a character because they’re cute, not because you identify with them You can like a ship because you think they look good together,
btw, I’ve been working on an itemized merchandise list, so you can actually see the different items that are available overall, not just what’s new, without having to go to each site. It’s just a little slow going ‘cause I’m busy and there’s
goldenpoc: Pro tip: if someone is happy about something and wants to share it with you even though you have no interest in it, go along with it. There’s no need to put someone down about something they feel is cool. It’s just nice you know.
targayen: IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS GUY AND ONE DAY HE WORE SWEATPANTS AND ONE OF THE DEANS SAW THE PHONE IN HIS POCKET AND WAS LIKE “YOU CANT HAVE PHONE DURING SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS PERIOD” BUT IT WASNT
The more interesting question is why you chose “The Art of Happiness” when there are so many millions of books from which you could have chosen. What draws you to it? What inspires you about it? What lessons do you draw from it? These are
swrredhead: This is my cock, my strapon cock, but my cock. Do you like it? Oh, don’t sit there and tell me you don’t. I know you want to play with it. See how I stroke it and rub it. I love to feel the power I have with this on. Why don’t
fyblackwomenart: by @ markusprime_ Artist Note: There’s nothing wrong with straight hair. It’s wrong that you have to feel like the way it came out of your hair is wrong. You have a choice.
sswincestiel: oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your
degradedsissy1: If you want to dress up in girlie things, be ready for where it will lead for once you start, there is no turning back.When you reach this point, there is nothing left that could even vaguely be described as a man and you have stopped
Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully
curatedeyeful: VPL to the Extreme: Look closely, and you might see Conner Habib’s visible penis line. You have to squint to see it, but it’s there. Oh, who am I kidding? Habib and Bentley Race have taken vpl to a new, off-the-charts, bulgetastic
umyehs: iamimpalalocked: umyehs: STOP RIGHT THERE! You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like
sukkanen: the feeling when you know you have to do something, you should do it, YOU GOTTA DO IT ,DO IT RIGHT NOW, but you just sit there unable to move, screaming internally
who else is on mastodon? i’m not sure if i like it yet it’s like twitter but with a 500 character limit? anyway i’m andioyu on there hmu if you feel like it
the-doctor-to-my-tardis: neckbeardeddragon: cheezetits: narcotic: There’s a book sitting in front of you. In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? Hell fucking yeah Read it so you can
wildmoonflowerchild: Anxiety: I HAVE to clean today!Depression: Could you just not today?Anxiety: But I HAVE toDepression: Why don’t you just lie in bed and cry about it instead?Anxiety: You have a good point there.
makeuamommy: ladynehemah: Give in, don’t fight it. There’s a reason you want it so bad, there’s a reason it sounds like such a good idea…because it is. That’s what our bodies were designed for. We weren’t meant to have condoms separating
juansendizon: “But you have to let it go eventually. That thing that is causing you grief. There are still things for you out there. Things that will remind you that your life is not yet over. Things that will remind you that your potential is as broad
plaidsheerans-deactivated201707: “But once you’ve made a song and you put it out there, you don’t own it anymore. The public owns it. It’s their song. It might be their song that they wake up to, or their song they have a shower to, or their song
denial-switch: If you want it all off so badly, you’ll just have to follow your instructions. Your first task is to show up at the same address tomorrow night and serve anyone who’s there however they ask. We’ll see where it goes from there.[When
sail-away-dreamer: Don’t feel like you have no reason to be struggling. You can have a perfect and loving family and still feel hurt. I know there are people who have it worse. And struggle for ‘more important’ and ‘better’ reasons than you
sisypheenne: You have learnt nothing, except that solitude teaches you nothing, except that indifference teaches you nothing: it was a lure, it was a mesmerising illusion which concealed a pitfall. You were alone and that is all there is to it and you
gentlemanexhibitionist: ms-woodsworld: There comes a certain point where you have to move on and stop caring about what people, who don’t have your best interest at heart, think, do, or say. You have to let it go. And know that when you do walk away,
fluidlyswitching: This is how you’re going to be punished for being a horrid, horrid kitten. You’re going to lay there and take this while I sit here and get off on it and you, but not in you at all. You don’t deserve to taste it or have it inside
mssavannah:My little pet do you have an itch?! Let my Scott Paul Designed Fearsome Fingers itch it for you!! Don’t worry it won’t be scary…just a little scratching from a nice kitty like me… oh a little lower…oh right there?.. like RIGHT THERE?!!
So theres this cool little tumblr called pride-flags-for-us and it helps you find the name for your specific romantic/sexual orientation!I found that Borea- Having an exception to your usual orientation, seems to fit pretty well for me since there
Ohhhhh, thank you! <3 And have fun with Y5! I have a lot of thoughts about it that I won’t put in this post because they’re spoilers, but know that it’s such a huge, sprawling game that there’s something in it for everyone. By the way, re.
