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Another great submission from Sub_Whore_Wife. There’s lots more great stuff over there!I like to use written reminders to avoid any chance of a whore forgetting what she is there for.“I do as I’m toldâ€
mrsshah: It all started when Nancy caught her youngest son Jordan masturbating and upon seeing his fat, long, thick penis she began craving it. It wasn’t long before she planned something out. She took him on a vacation trip there she told him that
andys-batgirl: I told my friend I could say something to @markiplier on tumblr. I panicked. And then you went and said something dumb anyway
milfinlaw: My wife’s mother invited me to stay at her place while I was in town for a concert.The first night there she told me that she was having painters coming in and that parts of the house might be unusable for the few days I was spending there.I
oh boy well i sure do have a lot to explain for staying up late when i specifically told her i was going to sleep lmao. making a fanmix brb.
so ummm muumirunoilija told me to draw an “ode to hiccup’s divine freckles” and i did
deanskraken: Dean you alright back there buddy
She told me was a storm, and she meant to warn me. Storms are unstoppable, natural, ferocious. I should be scared. But in her eyes I saw a light that no storm could hide. And so all I heard was that she was unstoppably, naturally, ferociously inevitable
theeverydaygoth: There is nothing I don’t like about this. Do want
sensualhumiliation: His own cousin tied her severely up. He left her there and told her that in some hours he would be back with some friends to play a few with her… Now she is suffering just thinking over all the possible things which could happen…
whatabigface: Remember when we were on the road searching for mutants and that man at the bar told us to go fuck ourselves? I thought you’d do as he said, but you didn’t.
websissy: Mistress had found a somewhat secluded, although still public, place and sat me there. She told me that if any man so much as said hello to my I must respond “Hello Sir, may I please suck your cock?“ Those exact words were the first
itsmysecretdesires: During the break I ran into my old professor at a local sex shop, He made me promise not to tell anyone that I’ve seen him there. I told him there is more than one way to keep my mouth shut so I invited him to my place to remind
eroscott: “There. I told you I could deep throat,” Cindy told her brother. “Now pay me my ten bucks.” “I’ll make it twenty, Cindy, if you if you finish the job,” Brad said. “Twenty-five and I’ll swallow,”
Hey there. Marissa told us that one of us would get to have sex with her hot dad, but … well, she told you the plan, right? You’re going to pick, but only one of us is going to let you cum. The other two get as much sex as we want – you’
BENJAMIN BRODE WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIGH-CLAMPING MY PETS. TAKE YOUR TURGID LUMBERJACK THIGHS AND YOUR WEIRD FETISHES AND GET OUT
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Please you guys, this is super important. This is Bart, my Khajiit. 1 like = 1 pet 1 reblog = 1 skoomas Please, he is such an attention whore. He will die if i don’t get off my phone and pet him. He has told me so. Plz give him pets so he
pervingonexoplanet: Well hello there little friend. Seems like Sehunnie got a little too excited before practice this morning
So i was watching Chilling Romance/Spellbound yesterday with my Aunt and she doesnt speak or read english so the eng. subtitles were no good for her but there was this one part where Son Ye-jin is pretending to have an orgasm and my Aunt is just like
wataoni: For sixpenceee. This is a story about a boy who became sick and went into a vegetative state where he couldn’t move, make eye contact, or speak. His doctors were convinced that he was “as good as not there,” and told his parents to “take
aiffe: kavos-plz: Tahno angst, cause you can never have too much Tahno angst. There really is no such thing.
izstudies: just a friendly reminder that it is summer and there is absolutely nothing wrong with doing fuck all so you’re recharged and chill when school rolls around shatter the false studyblr illusion that you must be productive 24/7, 365 days a
ourheartbeats: askfenderman: a-fit-mind: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time! Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the
questionartbox: get out of there, cowboy Told you I had some mchanzo stuff waiting to be finished :) Art blog: questionartbox[Commission Info] [Ko-Fi] [Society6]
iskarieot: THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007) DIR. PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON I broke you and I beat you. It was Paul who told me about you. He’s the prophet. He’s the smart one. He knew what was there and he found me to take it out of the ground, and you know
I’m still having a hissy fit over when my special education professor told me that being depressed is okay, because John Adams had it and he did lots of good stuff.
isobelstevenz: a few of my favourite things ☆ (23/50) female characters: julie taylor do you really wanna know my opinion? my opinion is that when you told me we were gonna move to dillon, i seriously wanted to vomit. and my opinion when we got here
misstylersmith: “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked!” Tenth Doctor, to a villain and next to Rose with burning cheeks
armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time! Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap out of him and it was so powerful that
floozys: i told myself “ok ur tired so take a ONE hour nap otherwise u will feel like cRAP” so i nap for an hour, wake up and go back to sleep bECAUSE I’M A THOUGHTLESS FUCKER THAT LIVES IN THE MOMENT AND NOW I’M P A Y I N G FOR IT
kiriamaya: raininginreverse: I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and
voodoo-fondue: hf748get9wihq: if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
kissuhble: awesomephilia: a-fit-mind: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time! Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap
sidra-fae: silverlullabitch: There are riots from New York to California. The UK is rioting. Mexico is rioting. China, Korea, and Thailand are rioting. The middle east is rioting. The entire world has had enough of oppression. WE are the generation
falling-deeperinlove: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time! Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap out of him
crunchthedeerstroyer: humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out, Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks
moliqua: have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you feel like it wouldn’t make a difference whether you were there or not
twobottlesofwhisky: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time! Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap out of him and it
i told myself i could do the 10+1 republishing scout again if i got SSS on an expert song since today’s the last day and i almost cried because i kept getting rares (and 1 sr raku). i was starting to cry when i got the summer festival sr shiki b/c
boyegas-deactivated20181222: “I didn’t know what else to do, so I just did what he told me.”
notsophiesworld: I can relate to this: “I received a classic second-wave education as a women’s studies minor at NYU. An esteemed professor there once told a story that went something like this: My mother once told me that she honestly likes
dickprintbandit: everydayfixxx: tarynel: sobeitjay: What if you found out ya girl was cheating and she was giving this other nigga the succ but always told you she thought suckin dick was nasty 😭😭😭 It would’ve been a wrap when she first
karrmennn: tuby21: devthagoddess:I am crying !!!! Lmao Lol hahaha its called karma 😄 How 🤔 You look lame as hell if all you wanted was pussy and waited half a year for it. Shoulda told her that shit so you ain’t waste six months of your
kid-vagabond: cartnsncreal: quirksandsmirks: blackaida: lagonegirl: First video of bro just standing around and the second video of this “Justin Bieber” ass bitch just standing there Momma told not to mess with white girls… White Women
paternal-instinct: When Dad caught me watching gay porn, he acted furious. So furious that he grabbed me by the arm, threw me in his car, and drove to his brother’s house. When we got there, Dad told my uncle how I was acting queer. My uncle nodded
there’s a ram dressed as a clown in my animal crossing and its triggering me
brookecerda: Going back to Mahattan, I was extremely late for my appointment w/ Jamila the Founder CEO of @queerDEP in Brooklyn, she had promised me an appointment w/a very prominent IMMIGRATION AGENCY, when I got there she told me ( w/a smurk ) ,
a-fit-mind: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time! Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap out of him and it was so
stonekidman: When my wife walked in to find our little girl sucking her daddy’s big cock she just stood there. I told my princess to keep going, she moaned while slurping on my dick. I told my wife she gives better head and if she wanted to stand around,
There was a time last semester where I was told I looked like Christina Hendricks like 3 times in 2 days by different people.
hunterology: So my friend went to go see The Day Of The Doctor in theaters and while she was there she told me the screen was having technical difficulties. When this occurred she told me a large portion of the Whovians in the crowd proceeded to pull
incestuous-creampie: My brother got me an interview for a job at his company. When I got there, he told me it was an interview for his secretary, which he told me had certain “expectations of services”. I think I got the job. And an incest baby in
cerealbythecolor: elliot-you-little-shit: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time! Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the
awesomephilia: a-fit-mind: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time! Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap out of him
kruled: “Dolores told me she…she had an insect living inside her brain. She could feel it clicking across her skull, just pulling the wires, just for fun. She told me that. She told me that but I didn’t listen” Shutter Island (2010)Martin Scorsese
so what if Onion has a pet mouse and he feeds Steven’s food to it and it shows that Onion albeit creepy, has a soft sideor what if Amethyst transforms into a mouse to scurry around Onion’s home to find out what the shit is going on in there
lmao remember my botched up package from yesterdayi left the seller neutral feedback and i think they got a mod to cry about it and now im being questioned by them and the mod is making excuses for them like i told them that neither of them are going
algoparapostear: The most beautiful part of a man’s body I think it must be there, where the torso sits on and, into the hips, those twin delineating curves, feminine in grace, girdling the trunk, guiding the eyes downwards to their intersection, the
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