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It started with what seemed like innocent dirty talk. “Your udders are so soft”, you think you said. “Ohhhh!” Your wife gushed. “Yes, fuck my udders, baby! Call me your cow!”It escalated from there. You began suckling
There’s a cold wind blowing down my old road Down the backstreets where the pines grow As the river splits the undertows But I’d be lying to myself if I said I didn’t mind Leave it hanging on the line, lost inside my heads kyotocat
pokesexphilia: Anonymous said:how about some deoxys?chrom-senpai said:Pikachu and Dexoys?I wanted to find more Deoxys… but there wasn’t that many Female version of it and there was mainly tentacles… but I hope you enjoy the other side of it too
there is something to be said and honored about japenese sex perversions…it is just pure love for sexual fantasy….wish I get to play with a willing japanese chick like this
There are very few things greater to receive in the mail than an envelope full of naked photos of Katie West, sent directly from Katie West. Although it’s been said many times, many ways, Katie West is the Best. Comments/Questions?
There was a huge sign outside that Thai massage parlor that said “We provide just massages and not sex services”, but uncle Joe didn’t believe it. And he was right. After he exposed his big belly and took out some extra money from his purse, the
There, fixed it! Walt would have definitely said something like that. C:
There’s no use in shaving, she said. Instead she dyed her body hair to blonde. Daniel Bauer liked it and took a photo.
: “It is said that I’m distant and cold. I’m just someone who’s very shy. I’m not comfortable doing interviews because I have to talk about myself. To talk about yourself, you have to know yourself pretty well and I feel like there are still
Said picture was given to you in confidence. Even if you are mad at the sender there is no reason to share it. Especially if you’re doing so with the express and malicious purpose of shaming them. Delete it, keep it for your spank bank, whatever.
The text with the pic said, “If you want to see more, come downstairs.” When I got there, I saw her standing there, just like in the picture. I said, “That shirt has my name on it. Can I have it?” She just grinned and said, “
It’s weird searching through a tag on derpibooru and seeing your own stuff up there, sometimes being the only artist using said tags. I also kinda cringe at my own work and hesitate to see the comments. I can totally see where the down votes
There was three times as a young man, in my late teens, while hitch hiking I would offer to suck the drivers cock. Each time the man said yes. I just wanted to feel a cock shoot it’s hot salty load in my mouth and swallow it. That was all I wanted.
there was a post that im not gonna reblog because it has Sakura bashing (I grew out of that shit a long time ago and become much gayer, Sakura can kick my ass anytime too) but there was a comment that said ‘Hinata “bout that action” Hyuuga showed
dj-ismine: There’s a box in Dongwoo’s room. One day, Dongwoo’s mom said that she was going to throw it out but Dongwoo refused. Dongwoo’s mom asked why and he said that it has the debt that he has to pay for his whole life. Inside, there’s
“It is said there are flowers that bloom only once in a hundred years. Why should there not be some that bloom once in a thousand, in ten thousand years? Perhaps we never know about them simply because this “once in a thousand years”
There was also a foreskin play video an american friend commissioned me for. They said they didn’t mind what I did with it, so I could release it to the public if desired. I dunno if I will or not. Is there even a demand for that sort of thing?
quirkykanisha: “Watch the show, there’s cute boys” they said “It’s just a swimming anime” they said “It’s just a show to fangirl over hot anime boys” they said THEY’RE ALL FUCKING LIARS
There was a hidden message in my cheerios today. It said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it-s-a-metaphor-for-destiel: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: Today in class someone said something about falling and flying, and I immediately turned around with, “Falling is just like flying except there’s a more permanent destination.” There was
when it’s said in the dark and you know it’s always there when it’s dead in our heart but your mind is unafraid when it’s said in the dark and you know it’s never coming back when it’s there in your heart in your
there are just some things that i just really cannot handle, like at all. it’s been said before so it’s not like this is anything new, but–but i’ve just spent the past two hours crying. literally crying. like i feel so emotionally
vorobey008:When I initially wrote that episode, I’m not sure that scene was in it. I seem to remember that I discussed that at length with Travis. Travis said, “There’s got to be some goodbye.” So I said, “I’ll make it as difficult as I can.”There
afieldguy: afieldguy: summerdiary: COVER STORY HEADING HOME BY HEATH STILTNER It’s always said there’s no place like home for the holidays … but it’s also said that for every journey, getting there is half the fun! Photographed in Lexington,
There’s a battle of the bands thing tonight and a friend of mine is in it and i kinda said i’d go months back but. now i kinda wanna stay in and watch buffy :/
There’s no sense talking,” she said. “I know what you think, but it’s not … it’s not bad.” “Bad?” Fossie murmured. “It’s not.” In the shadows there was laughter. One of the Greenies sat up and lighted a cigar. The others lay silent.
There is a common emotion we all recognize and have not yet named - the happy anticipation of being able to feel contempt. Starling saw it in Margot Verger’s face. All Starling said was “Thank you.” — Hannibal, Thomas Harris
“I fixed my hair the way you like it, Mr. Crude,” said Hailey.He smiled and said, “No, I think you fixed it the way you like it so I’ll pull on it.”“Yeah, okay… got me there! But it’s up to you whether you pull it while you’re
“There was our last show in Mexico City, in a stadium with 120,000 fans. The show was over and it was the last Monster Ball. I’ve been on tour for over two years and this show meant the world to me. I just went over to Terry and just said, would
There goes the most embarrassing moment of my life! I asked king @wossy could I go to the toilet! You just don’t do that ! I’m sorry. But in my defence.i would have never said anything if I didn’t really need it ! the pain was just madness!
kamer-plantje: the art teacher asked a boy in my class “but what is the meaning behind the red?” and he said “no there is no meaning i just like red” and she said “but is it like.. a red haze?” and he said “no it’s just red” I was
there’s going to be so many cute guys at anime expo i dont think my heart can take it. ill be standing around shook with my dva cosplay on. a friend of mine whos also going said to be prepared for groping …
It was Shakespeare who said “There is no good or bad, but thinking makes it so.” Now remember that, the next time someone bid you a good morning, for by the mere act of thinking, you can make that morning a good one, or a bad one …
It’s a funny thing when you look at this. An actual person who literally slices themselves open on a daily basis just to get away from the emotional pain and come back to a physical state. I bet there’s someone you’ve said something rude to that
dekutree: there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
ifeeeeeelinfinite: crownmalone: ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that
a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says “You can call me any time”, take advantage of that. Actually call them when you’re having a bad day. That’s what they said they would be there for and it’s better than you having
ben-nye-the-science-guy: kiki-risu: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: #first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY AT THIS PANEL I WENT TO I ASKED DANTE BASCO WHAT HIS FAVORITE LINE AS ZUKO WAS AND HE SAID THIS ONE
keptquietandstill: thoughtsbedhindmythouhts: She knows how to accessorize. I wouldn’t mind walking around with this on in public. As long as my man was there to take care of me. I could not have said it better
aBOUT TO CRY BECAUSE OF A FIC
there was also a little bullet info that i read last night on the wiki where it said that miku and luka will be used to teach little japanese kids to speak english (when their newer english voice banks come out) and i thought that was super cute holy
mikuhotsauce: what if miku was doing a concert and there were these assholes booing her and stuff (bc theyre assholes like that) and miku just puts on a really fake smile and keep singing and her voice is just kinda shaking by the end while shes trying
fairymascot said: hospital gay. i dont see whats there to explain omG yes i agree this is everything i needed and then some i was just curious as to the origins/original use of the pic ahahaha bless their soul
syarinwrites said: Not right *now* there isn’t… (at least as I know of) But I have Luka’s voice bank, WiM vocal sheet music, and time… (but no tuning skills, I’m terrible with the V3 editor… you get some, you lose some I suppose) !! hEY
daydreams an otp situation where blake and weiss both like each other but havent really said it yet and there would always be little moments where they’d lean in close to smooch but would always get interrupted by something/someone until oNE TIME RUBY
xekstrin: at the beginning of the year I said it would be cool if I got 8k by 2016… not quite there yet, but much, much closer than I actually thought I would get! :D
rhymemaster-inc: dashingicecream: king-gurren: dashingicecream: luv these asian bffs Is Blake asian…? also Asia (or any other country) doesn’t exist in RWBY…. but there I go being picky.. I’ll just show myself out… I fucked it up already..
ok i said “the second time neo attacks weiss” but i think that was actually the third time. theres a scene before that where she appears in the rwby dorm room lmaodgsdggf
kovyxghost: be sure to feed your gays plenty of vitamin rainbow today
dorkybeans: flutterbye-5: You see these fuckers? They’re my pointe shoes. Now, I don’t know how much you guys know about ballet, but pointe is a style of ballet where the dancer dances on their toes. There’s a wooden box like thing on the tips,
dirtydescent: she left her boots on, she said it made her feel even more dominant. but with her cock up my ass and me begging to cum there wasn’t any ambiguity about who was in control, even if i was on top.
She lay there on the bed naked. She could feel her body trembling. She had told him sometime ago that she was ready. Ready for him to take her final hole. Where no one ever had been. He smiled at her when she said it, rubbed his thumb against
3mstewart: I think we all need to realize that there will never be a better fictional TV teenage female role model better than Topanga Lawrence. Yeah, I said it. this ^
