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It’s so weird living in a place not far from the ocean. I was living in a completely landlocked country for 27 years of my life, and now suddenly this gargantuan body of water is just like there. I always forget about it until I see something like the
Given that I’ve seen some posts about a possibility that tumblr might get shut down bc of the money loss on yahoo’s side….I’m just reminding y’all that I have Twitter BUT I post there stuff from both my blogs(and some stuff that gets later
Gross, I think there are children who live next door to me now…Not that I don’t like kids, I was just really enjoying the quiet I’ve had for the last 5 months lmao
Thanks to everyone for their understanding! And there’s no need to worry about me, for as long as I’m able to I will always create the work I love. I wasn’t upset by the questions or responses that didn’t agree with my opinion. And I believe not
i am still unsure why i thought it would be a good idea to enable anon asks…idc really at all I’m not actually expecting a single thing in my inbox. and NO I AM NOT FISHING I’m just putting it out there for anyone who particularly
I had a dream there was a gif on this website of a parade of running, tripping puppies - except for one, who executed a perfect slo-mo cartwheel. I am completely disappointed with life because this is not real.
He was texting another girl while at work…and telling our other coworkers excitedly as he was awaiting a response. While I was standing right there.Not to mention the two times he did not show up at the theater on days that he asked me to see a movie
You know he brought it up at work today?(Because it’s not something I’m keen on to bring things up like that and demand answers or make things awkward…so left it to him to do if he felt like it…sorry)He worded as *I* am the one who canceled on
some stuff I forgot because there’s always more when it comes to DeanYou guys remember in November when I tried to ask him out before my move, by inviting him to a movie the last night I was in town? Movies are HIS thing. Not mine. I was trying
Ok but there’s a reason I have applied for salaried positions. It’s because we’re not given enough time and people to do our work, and not allowed overtime. And management has been cut to paper-thin. For the 1st 4 business hours today
If there’s one thing I absolutely must not procrastinate packing before my dad gets here it’s the stuff I bought at the sex shop over the summer
Ok, my depressive episode was a week+ long but it’s over now, and there’s no question that Neil still likes me.Is it worth it though? It’s not going to go anywhere unless he gets a different job. I was naughty and flirted back all day.
I of course don’t speak for everyone butA lot of people don’t want kids not because they’d be a bad parent, it’s because they know couldn’t be anything less than a good parent and being a good parent takes more than many
For the first time in my life, I can honestly say that at the moment, I love Geometry. Our homework is to draw shapes. There’s not even any math involved. We’re just drawing shapes. And it’s so much fun.
You know why there’s feminism, black lives matter, and gay pride? Because these are movements for people that have been oppressed. You straight white males who keep complaining “what about me, what about me,” are NOT oppressed. Stop
I’m literally trying to communicate when I’m alone but no luck :/ I’m not just sitting here waiting for people to talk to me first. I’m literally sending messages here and there, waiting for replies, and trying not to sound so
And there goes another dream about sex. The sex that I’m not having -_-
Hand tawsing is extremely intense, but it ticks off a lot of boxes for me. You have to be an active participant in your punishment as you keep your hands up. There’s eye contact. It’s very formal and traditionally academic. Also, it hurts a lot.@linnylace
When you are in that perfect state of well fucked and you just kind of have to lay there and let your brain return to normal and your body calm down before you can move.
donnerdont: Guys, there’s a used condom in the paper bin :| WHAT DO I DO WITH IT? IT’S NOT PAPER. BUT I DON’T WANT TO TOUCH IT, EITHER. I JUST FOUND THIS GEM FROM FRESHMAN YEAR AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. The adventures of living with a roommate
I’m going to buy a banjo and write a folk punk ep about Fili and Kili. The first song is going to be dedicated to my body pillow and its going to be entitled “its not incest if they’re on other sides of the bed” Then there will
Graham and I got so upset being home alone in PRS that we went all the way to his parent’s house to not be alone. That’s not our space unless everyone else is in it. We don’t have a right in there otherwise. Or rather, Graham and I
Now I’m just thinking about how proud and how much I loved my job. Like… not only was I good at it (and still am), I was excited to go to work. I wanted to be there. I put in as much as I could, even if I was sore from marching band
oh frick now “we are the same blood” is being recommended!!!! ahhh there’s new kudos oh gosh this is really overwhelming c’:
Things are really bad head wise right now and I don’t even know why I’m telling people anymore because there’s not much to do about it.
btw there’s totally three pretty important messages in my inbox that I have not responded to yet and I’m so fucking sorry. my brain is not able to handle it right now and I hope everyone can forgive me.
For a brief moment I considered HP sorting CM characters but you know what? No. I’m not going to play that game. The last time there was any sorting discussion on my blog it resulted in people fighting about where Tony Stark would get sorted
I just cried, because I apparently have to resend my Praxis scores there goes 40 dollars I really would have like dot put toward… not that.
I have to try and get nycc passes at noon uuuuuuugh. The thing is I might get passes from a friend that is working a booth there, but it’s not confirmed and I might qualify for a professional pass, but I can’t apply for it until I actually
Ugh there’s things I should be doing in this Starbucks until my staff meeting but I WANT TO READ FANFIC UGH
“huge gaping” seriously, donnie? you’re not an english teacher, but there’s way too many writing common core standards you have to address.
GOD I was so prolific in the RENT fandom. I’m sure a lot of it isn’t great (there was a sizable speed prompt community, which was fun, but not meant to be the most quality fiction), but I was trans headcanoning, researching constantly about
I’m back from the last day with students… I got choked up a bunch, but I didn’t full-on sob, so that’s good.There’s so much I’m going to miss. So many people I’m going to miss. I am not who I was when I stepped foot in that school
so there is a smart tv in my house and I almost put the porn I am watching by mistake on TV…the TV my mom is currently watching omg
people have mentioned discord to me a few times now so I’m considering logging back in and using it but I’m not sure what to do on there
mazokhist:scoot over bitches there’s a new nerd in town you’re not new you took AP English and were in band
Not sure why my neighbor thought 2am was the perfect time to start loudly smashing/scraping something outside but it is absolutely not the right time for that. Like, I was half asleep and then suddenly there’s loud, aggressive banging just outside
There’s a drawer in my house that’s full of Garnet heads and I always forget until I open it and see them, it’s great
There was a “Birthstones” category on Jeopardy! today and my little sister was so excited. She was like “we’re going to love this category!” and hi-fived me after all the ones that were SU Gems
there’s this huge tree behind our backyard (its like, in the one of the neighbors behind us’ yard), its very leafy and has a lot of little branches. And it shakes a lot when wind passes through it, making soft, sweeping rustling sounds that kind of
there’s a spider just chilling in the corner of the ceiling directly above my computer and it better stay where it is and not come down here because it is a huge daddy long-legs that’s like the size of my hand (like, small body but incredibly long
There’s some bananas in the kitchen that are really pungent so the whole kitchen smells like bananas. And that would probably be great if I liked bananas but I do not so I’m grumpy about it
There are two lines and I don’t know if I’m in the right line or not…
there’s a lot going on today and I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed, so I might not be on much today or will maybe be overly talkative (as I often get when I’m anxious). We’ll see
There was a spider missing some legs in the bathtub, it kept trying to crawl up the side but it was too slippery so it kept falling down. I managed to scoop it into a cup and put it outside, so hopefully it’ll be alright now that it’s not
sunyshore: We have been to Anime Japan 2014! I finally got to see the perfect and beautiful Alter figures in person along with the new Haruka figma. Both have release dates of just “2014”. Hopefully that’s sooner and not later… We also saw cute
there is a spider in my room and i am now camping out in my brother’s room.
if it turns out there’s actually a spider in my room and i’m not just seeing shit, please be worried for me. i might not make it out alive.
is there anyone cuter than aoba seragaki i think not he is the only light in this world the brightest star in the galaxy he is too precious too pure to be touched by any earthly being is he even real no he’s not because he is too perfect he is the one
dankiidoll: fabjjulousandthick: theplussideofme: My “most days” is the bottom left, and my “every now and then” is the top right. Embrace your body and love your curves! That’s not always easy to do but knowing there are people out there
Okay so I feel like putting my thoughts out there for a second. I know you will most likely never ever see this but I just wanna put it out there and outta my head. I want to thank you for coming into my life. I know we’re not officially together
Nick has a four day this weekend, works one day next week, and has another four day. I should be excited and happy he’s here but I’m not feeling good. There’s so much up in the air in the future and it’s stressful. I want not to
Valid life character alternativesAlternative one, just being the most average ordinary female out there.Alternative two, just being the most average ordinary male out there.Alternative three, death.It’s not a matter of choice and neither one and
Maybe there is something good in not living for someone else. Although I doubt it. The only reason I’m alive is I’m to weak to abandon my kittens. It is the only coping strategy that have anything positive. Funny since there is nothing good
It’s so fun how I’m just as dry from coming back inside after being in the sun for half an hour, like I am after taking a shower. It’s not right. it’s not pleasant or nice. It’s disgusting. There’s no need to try make
The best feeling imaginable is the newly awaken half asleep while still in bed. Just laying still and and not seeing or feeling anything wrong with your body. There and then I dont feel like a pathetic lie. There and then I can actually imagine I’m
as fine and dandy as it is to warn someone about reblogging something from a potentially harmful user, be sure to actually fact check on your own first. if this person telling you what user is gross or not is a completely random anon, there’s a pretty
As much as I love having sex, no matter the location, there’s no other place I love having sex in more than the outdoors. Is there anything sexier than being absolutely as loud as you want?
eternally struggling with the fact that there are so many people who are completely uncomfortable with non-sexual nudity… I understand it’s not within everyone’s comfort zone, and that’s fine, but shaming naked bodies isn’t