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susemoji: glass-cases: So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one that’s why storms are named after people
greelin: cyberuser: i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
kevinthepro: I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED. Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts. IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
redpooch: sherlockhoelmes: studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist BOP BOP BOP I’LL LET YOU TOP
demoncest: i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
askinnyblackman: first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”
awkwardvagina: theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying
lameborghini: lameborghini: there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh ur school wins
superunknovvn: “The video for that song was one of the lamest ever made. It really sucked.” - Kim Thayil “Making this video was fun because we were in a steel foundry. And there was like a black cancer dust all over everything. We’re all
mufasamonsta: tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE “THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
laynethomasstaley: Layne called me one day after he’d given me Facelift and said, “So what do you think about the tape?” (I replied) “I think there’s a sleeper on that album.” - a song that was going to creep up on people. “It’s called
cry-now-watch-him-die: Henry Rollins (video) “As bad as life gets, life is fucking awesome man- You’re all breathing and that’s the coolest man. And you have to go with that cause there’s nothing else to go with. That’s the only break
back-that-sass-up: spyduck: rupindah: i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost ษ for an eyeshadow primer anymore i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to
swagking4000: there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
striderkid: dokidoki-artichokee: hamburgurl: 1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE. VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
aloofshahbanou: there’s too much “I need him, he completes me” and not enough “I complete me yet I want them along for this journey”
arcanedreamscapes: There’s a reason I’m obsessed with this band, and @thebrentsmith is one of them! Not only an incredible vocalist but a superb songwriter and a personal hero of mine! #shinedown @shinedownsnation #shinedown5 #brentsmith #singers
burgrs: im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me
hey this post is in the title so it will catch your eye there's actually nothing funny or relatable about it but the urge to reblog it is undeniable
aspergersissues: There’s something about getting advice from dogs that I like. I saved a bunch of these recently, so here’s a dump of most of them.
ruinedchildhood: when u have to pee but theres someone already in the stall
egberts: beatrixtipplepot: egberts: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question you didnt just do that
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
moonspeakminibot: anakin i see you there checkin out that booty like guurrl padme is unawares but i see you i see you.
lesserjoke: I see you driving ‘round town with the girl I love and I’m like that’s cool, I guess she made her choice, and I gotta respect that. There’s probably a lot more going on in her life than I was aware of, which is actually a pretty good
angrynerdyblogger: I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me
johnentwlstle: it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
andr0id-deactivated20160101: “There’s not a better drug in the world than playing live.”
nickcarragay: isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
sup-im-dean: theconsultingrenegade: bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play
orestesblasting-pyladesfunk: when theres a shitty gross post on your dash and u scroll through like ‘oh christ’ and you get to the bottom and the person u follow has taken the time to call it out and debunk it
radiicvl: unimpressedcats: scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground
dead-nigger-storage: Why is there not an Alice In Chains documentary?
myanimalcrossingstory: kotaishikyuketsuki: Today I was on a local store and I found this official merch … OFFICIAL DISNEY PRINCESS MERCH WITH POCAHONTAS AND MULAN I WAS SO HAPPY AND TIANA IS THERE AS WELL :D
combeferret: bornavillain: thecrimsonalchemist: There are just some sounds that everyone loves: Shoes on gravel Crackling of a fire The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring what was that middle one Crackling of
animedads: take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty
bakrua: do you ever just discover a new band and you listen to their song and you can tell straight away and you just sit there in complete silence as your entire soul shifts and your entire being begins to beat intune to the sudden new music and your
spork: strangenessmaster: spork: when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE! that’s a fucking
happy-blood: “I tried to start a riot grrrl chapter in L.A. at one point. I called a bunch of people to try to set up a meeting, and they were like, ‘But the place will be bugged! A Current Affair will be there!’ And I’m like, ‘Listen,
tinalikesbutts: Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen
iverbz: eluting: an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift
35. Bulbasaur Flowerpot (Succulent Monsters) x7r found them! :) you can buy these from here or there is a 3D print version
laughhard: In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall
andyhurleyspanties: Sometimes I see pics of MCR being really emo but then theres Ray. I have literally always wondered how they convinced Ray to do any of the shit they did like seriously.
voldy92: there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
haboku: everybody-keeps-scoring: seventeenthstar: procrastinationcelebration: Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there Wait, what’s that pattern on it? BOOM DEVIL’S TRAP. #JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR
pureeia: You want to be thin and you want to be pretty, but then there’s pizza
aliens if ur out there beam me up
xmptyspace: if you ever feel stupid just remember that there are people who think sleeping with sirens is heavy
slothblog: earthnation: y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies Who hurt you so bad that you’re
dabhabit: When I was in the hospital I was roomed with a schizophrenic And she was the most gentle person I have ever met There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck Who told very funny jokes A girl who never spoke a word Would draw the
yeezus-fish: when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
chakrabot: sincerelymady: There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
lokiremembersashadow: there are two basic types of fans in a bandom the kind that likes the band for their music the others who started out liking the music but fell in love the musicians as people and would buy the cds even if it was literally four
of-mice-and-semen: eternell: iwassoalonecastiel: timelord-and-fishcustard: The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour. GET ON MY BLOG OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog. sick
guns-motionless-and-white-roses: Happy Slash Day everyone out there ♥
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began
afloydianslip: If you’re feeling sad just remember Ozzy Osbourne wanted to get Sharon some flowers but all the shops were closed so he went into a graveyard and picked up a bunch and when Sharon got them she wondered why there was a card saying “in
