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thepigeongazette: one screw to make, one screw up to take
thepigeongazette: I will carry the regret with me forever ;( CARPE DIEM MY PRETTIES, CARPE THE HELL OUTTA THE DIEM
thepigeongazette: Berry Orgy would go on to be furtively purchased and eaten by horny pimpled pre-teens across the world, playing a hand in the coming of age to many, truly to them what Playboy was to us. A sister flavor, Wonka’s Willy, wouldn’t
thepigeongazette:this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination
thepigeongazette: this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination
thepigeongazette: I’m happy for you two…really I am…. *flop*
thepigeongazette:You win this round…
thepigeongazette: ;_; I fought the good fight.
thepigeongazette: Ew wash your hands first
thepigeongazette: guys I think I might be a slob
thepigeongazette: *screams internally*
thepigeongazette: Aint nobody got time to find a room! All Aboard the PDA train!
thepigeongazette: I’m baaaaccccckkkkkkk more or less in one piece hoowah!
thepigeongazette: ….may have overshot.
thepigeongazette: Rohan answered and then we played a sick round of beach volley ball. creepyalex
thepigeongazette: “Now we can afford the medicine for momma!”
thepigeongazette: I have found a new hooosssstttt @_@ settled into my new place at last!Maybe now I can finally, finally get back to drawing…
thepigeongazette: Everything I try to love turn to ash. Or gets shot. Or both. A moment of silence for a good die
thepigeongazette: How bouts a lil appreciation ey buddy?
thepigeongazette: Sploosh. Happy Halloween! Check your candies, brush your teethies
thepigeongazette: I live a thrilling life. In other news my computer is dying and I’m just praying praying praying it holds out until Cyber Monday, it is torture trying to work on comics on it so stand by for technical difficulties.
thepigeongazette: I lied. SEEMS TO BE THE THING TO DO. Now I’m sick and the computer isn’t even half set up. So have one from the archives! …secretly sometimes I still wonder.
thepigeongazette: Nm
thepigeongazette: Fo realz tho, Happy Valentine’s Day! Or as I call it, The Humpening.
thepigeongazette: smart people are like fu jane we’re socially STELLAR you just suck
thepigeongazette: Aint gonna keep me down
thepigeongazette: Another day, another shrine in my honor, sigh. Oh by the way guys, due to my work hours changing, I will temporarily be updating Sunday and THURSDAY, not Wednesday. This should switch back in a few weeks.
thepigeongazette: boy be thirsty
thepigeongazette: i can be both
thepigeongazette: c-class over
thepigeongazette:c-class over
thepigeongazette:and student loans
thepigeongazette:Not to be confused for Beespiders, which are a peaceful, endangered species
thepigeongazette: yes johnson is made out of his poop. my hamster poops a lot.
thepigeongazette:socks to be him amirite
thepigeongazette: that was how I flirted until about 4 years ago. It explains much.
thepigeongazette:please don’t fire meeeee I need this joooobbb ;(
thepigeongazette: ‘murica!!!! Happy (early) 4th of July :) P.S.: I know Gordon Ramsay’s Scottish, it’s just that he’s so ubiquitous now in American cooking competitions. Also not trying to downplay his international culinary achievements!
thepigeongazette:me. i’m the baby ;(
thepigeongazette:*hysterical fanning intensifies*
thepigeongazette: happy new year ya lovely dorks!!
thepigeongazette: did they include falling pandas AND kittens?
thepigeongazette:oh monday don’t start til I walk in
thepigeongazette:i made my choice
thepigeongazette: I may be a little competitivethis happened like over two weeks ago, only just starting to feel my legsPart two coming up!
thepigeongazette: WWeeeeWEeeeeWEEEeeWommmWOMMMWOMMMM
thepigeongazette: Rohan answered and then we played a sick round of beach volley ball.
thepigeongazette: Viva la ramen~~~
thepigeongazette: *internally combusts* Pleh sorry about the wonky updates should be back on track soon
thepigeongazette: is childing a thing because I’m making it a thing
thepigeongazette: water my old nemesis
thepigeongazette:That or Phoneix BonerRipper, Scourge of the Scrotum
thepigeongazette: Swag +3
