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her0inchic: The triangular theory of love is a theory of love developed by psychologist Robert Sternberg. In the context of interpersonal relationships, ‘the three components of love, according to the triangular theory, are an intimacy component, a
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jadeyarts: presenting the hit new theory: SOCKPAW THEORY! THE THEORY THAT AVOCATO IS WEARING GLOVES LIKE HE DOES IN THE PILOT AND THAT THEYRE HIDING SOCKPAWS UNDERNEATH THEM
Have you noticed that Steven turning into a big cat is kind of a thing? Just look at Tiger MillionaireI’m not kiddingOh, and do you remember why Steven tried turning into a cat in the first place?Steven: Alright! Show me how to change into a, uh, huge
I just realized that Lion is based on the pink pantherIs anyone on this site old enough to have seen the pink panther movies or their remakes? In both of them, the pink panther didn’t refer to the name of the cartoon character. It referred to the pink
Since fusion is such an important part of the plot of Steven Universe, I think it’s about time we all got on the same page about it.Let’s talk history herePrior to 5750 years ago, gems only fused with other gems of the same type. This practice was
It’s really easy to forget sometimes that gems have more in common with computers than they do with us, but what if gem corruption takes that one step furtherWhat if gem corruption is Data Corruption?On multiple occasions, we’ve seen the physical
The Geode first appeared in House Guest and has reappeared at least twice since then with Steven remarking it’s holding up well. These callbacks are very important because they mean the Geode isn’t a one-off plot.So, what do we know about the Geode?
This is the pyramid gem, who I suspect of being White Diamond because of the size, shape and color of her gem along with her lavish burial in a pyramid which is covered in triangles and diamonds, both signs of the diamond authority.Notice how in every
Yeah, we’re only two episodes in and I’m already predicting the season finale. Spoilers below:The season opens with Jasper taking full control of Malachite and when she does, she realizes just how powerful she can be.“You know there really is something
fantheoriesandfoodporn: In the episode Chille Tid, we learned two minor factoids that each individually have big potential consequences. One: Fusions seem to have head spaces in which their components interact. Two: Steven can enter gems heads through
So we know from the pilot that the Crystal Temple was modeled after the fusion of the five crystal gems. We don’t know her name, but I figure it would be pretty recognizable considering her significance.Interestingly enough, we’ve only seen her top
fantheoriesandfoodporn: Okay, we learned a lot about Lapis in Same Old World, but two things really stand out. First off, Lapis was attacked on the battlefield despite being a non-combatant. This is obviously a war crime but it’s pretty clear from
fantheoriesandfoodporn: It’s really easy to forget sometimes that gems have more in common with computers than they do with us, but what if gem corruption takes that one step further What if gem corruption is Data Corruption? On multiple occasions,
So, I’ve been thinking recently that Steven’s future fusions with other gems have probably all been foreshadowed already, specifically through his alter egos or things bearing his face.The watermelon Stevens for example could hint at Steven and Peridot
Both Lapis and Sapphire belonged to the Blue Court and both of them control Water in some wayRose Quartz on the other hand controls plant life, and her only goal was to protect the EarthEveryone we met in the Yellow Court is either hot-headed or has heat
Long hair, plump lips, covered eyes. In retrospect, it’s pretty obvious whose army Amethyst was made for.
I like Garnet. She’s a admirable character, an awesome fighter and her sole song is the best one in the series. That said, for Steven Universe to unlock it’s true potential Ruby and Sapphire are going to need to split up, and do so for an extended
These are just a few of the responses I got from my Garnet post. I never mentioned her sexuality, I never even considered it relevant, but that doesn’t really make a difference now does it.I’ll be honest, I didn’t sleep well last night. I don’t
As I’m sure you all know, I posted a controversial claim a few days ago that Garnet should break up. Needless to say, this provoked an overwhelmingly negative reaction from certain groups, but among all the hateful comments there were actually a large
So by now a lot of people have noted that gem locations and gem personalities are linked. Below I’ve compiled a list of how a gem’s personality is linked to their gem placement. This may lead us to predict traits of certain gems before we get to know
Let’s talk about Pearls for a second. I’ll not mince words; they are fucking weird in the context of the show. We fans have kind of decided that pearls are robotic servants made by homeworld to do their bidding but I’m starting to have doubts.first
So I think it’s about time I start writing up a compilation of all the possible weapons that could result from Rose or Steven fusing with the other crystal gems. Let’s start off easy.The Temple Gem (Cubic Zirconium?): SwordAs many of you know, the
For quite a while, Onion stood out among the cast as someone or something that just did not belong. He doesn’t speak, he doesn’t eat, he behaves incredibly bizarrely even for a little kid, and even Steven isn’t sure whether or not he’s human.Onion
A lot of fans have speculated over the past year or two that because of her physical defect, the oblong shape of her gemstone, Pearl isn’t capable of shapeshifting.This isn’t entirely unfounded. As seen in Cat Finger, Secret Team and Keep Beach City
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but we’ve never actually seen Ronaldo and Peedee’s mom despite the Fryman family appearing together frequently in numerous shots.The family as a whole is pretty dysfunctional as well, with Peedee being perpetually
Elephant in the room first: Wow bismuth is different from what I expected. I’m a little disappointed she turned out to be all sappy instead of the kind of gem who goes “Fight me! I’ll Kick you ass! I’ll kick his ass! I’ll kick my own ass!”
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This is the home of the Heaven Beetle, an unnamed gem monster found at the top of the Sky Spire. Her name is never mentioned, but I assume she was Soapstone, which scarabs were carved from, and her “sister” the Earth beetle was Enstatite, which
In Too Short To Ride we learned several things about Peridot, the most spectacular being that she can bend metal.Yes, metal, it’s not telekinesis. It may not have been clear if Steven said metal or mental, but he goes on to list her ability to take
What stands out to you about Peridot? Her giant ego? Her childlike wonder at the simplest aspects of life on earth? Her giant ego? Her realistic depiction of psychological and physical disabilities? Her giant… hair?Okay, admit it, it’s her ego.
easilyfooledplump: fantheoriesandfoodporn: This is the home of the Heaven Beetle, an unnamed gem monster found at the top of the Sky Spire. Her name is never mentioned, but I assume she was Soapstone, which scarabs were carved from, and her “sister”
As of late, Steven has been coming in to a whole host of powers: healing spit, dream-walking, body snatching, super strength, plant control, feather falling, and so on. Almost all of these make Steven a very real threat to gems and humans alike, but Steve
Are you fucking kidding me?This is fucking Crazy Lace Agate!Or as Bismuth called her: Ol’ Crazy Lace!WHAT THE FUCK CN?EDIT: Sorry, I was close, but off a smidge. That’s not Crazy Lace. That’s Biggs JasperOl’ Crazy Lace actually appears here My
So right now there are five rubies with the name scheme of the seven dwarvesIn addition to them, our Ruby has two former teammates who are presumably still alive and could very well end up on earth in the future, each of them getting a nickname name from
Once upon a time remarked that Lapis Lazuli’s weapon (be it water manipulation or simply her wings) is unsuitable for forming fusion weapons with other gems.I was wrong. Very wrong.True, we haven’t seen it happen yet, but after more consideration
While the fandom at large was basking in the warm sapphic phosphorescence of Pearl’s unbridled gayness, I have spent the last 24 hours fixating on a number of weird mysteries surrounding Pearl’s nameless new girlfriend.Now, it’s not exactly a spoiler
sutheory: therealbestselfies: SOOOOOOOOOOO, If there was an emergency situation where Sapphire and Ruby are split up and fighting or something, and something happens to her Ruby, could Sapphire fuse with one of the other Rubies? And if she did, would
This is without a doubt the worst content you will ever see on this blog, but I’m saying it anyway. Sorry, come back some other time when we have actual content and not another set of boring townie episodesSteven’s uncle Andy is a lonely, unhappy
Mimikyu and Diglett have the same eyesMimikyu and Diglett are both 8 inches tall according to the pokedexMimikyu and Diglett both learn claw attacks but keep their limbs hidden at all timesAccording to the pokedex, digletts are sensitive to sunlight and
Einstein spent 30 years of his life trying to find ‘god’. He called god 'the old man.’ Our universe is very simple and very beautiful. A universe could easily be the opposite, very chaotic and very ugly but Einstein saw how beautiful
nanowrimodiary: psychology2010: Sternberg’s Love Theory The triangular theory of love is a theory of love developed by psychologist Robert Sternberg. In the context of interpersonal relationships, ‘the three components of love, according to the
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peniseslovemisha: positivelypeculiar: autisticpsychopath: That’s actually a theory incorporated into M-theory (string theory) Sorry, I just used the word theory three times. Basically, there is a possibility, if string theory is correct and atoms
psychology2010: Sternberg’s Love Theory The triangular theory of love is a theory of love developed by psychologist Robert Sternberg. In the context of interpersonal relationships, ‘the three components of love, according to the triangular theory,
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sexandpsychology: Sternberg’s Love Theory The triangular theory of love is a theory of love developed by psychologist Robert Sternberg. In the context of interpersonal relationships, ‘the three components of love, according to the triangular theory,
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