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elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I don’t even like squirrels Why does this happen to me
elzebrook: elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I don’t even like squirrels Why does this happen
i was watching this scene and paused it because i was going to do something else, but then it paused here, and i thought it was the funniest thing ever so i made this
This is the face of a cat who just puked under my bed, because she thinks she’s being polite, and then comes over to cuddle right after for reassurance that I’m not mad.
fantasyhw: Exactly! If I asked you to or gave permission to then it’s not cheating, it’s not adultery, it is with in the bounds of our boundaries!
hornysurreyhusband: If you’re wearing a blindfold then it’s not cheating. After all - if you don’t know which cock you’re sucking or which cock is fucking you, it’s not your fault is it?
Don’t be shy… just grab it. You sure? Yeah man… I’ve wanted your hand around it… since we met. Well… then let’s not wait any longer. Oh wow… it’s nice and hard… It always is around you! Mind if I taste it? Here? We can go somewhere
ok so to hopefully prove a point to myself - I went on the Ao3 and searched Jasper with tagssearching jasper with rape, rape/non-con, dubious consent or abuse and it brought up about 68 results all togetherwhile looking for jasper with ‘fluff’ tagged
No offense but I just had a Steven Universe x Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney crossover dream and it was the best thing ever
So with me living near the jungle, Lightning had a neat idea:Every now and then I do some trading with the local mothling hive; The deal? My “seed” for their gems. They can’t reproduce by themselves, so I do my part and give their king (and some
ommanyte: when you make good art but it took a ridiculous amout of time and effort
It’s not like I’ll say no to an excuse to delay putting effort into something, but this is getting ridiculous. Again. My account is a gift, so I am not technically a paying customer, but generally speaking, manga is for premium users. People who have
It’s like a month till then, why’d you be thinking about stuff like that now??But, like, sure, yes… Yes. Don’t worry about it if you forget or change your mind, though! I’ll understand. It’s fine.
alwaysmeek: It’s not your job to be likable. It’s your job to be yourself. The right people will gravitate.
pearlmarley: a-calmer-vibe: why is this happening to me? what is this teaching me? Perfect As long as op doesn’t mean this for like… Actual terrible stuff then it’s a good mindset, otherwise it’s just telling people to not
altonym: Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
animatedamerican: rowanthesloth: brigdh: weiila: whitetigerdemoness: weiila: The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation. ok but you say this….then don’t give
real-faker: virginmarx: zebablah: television history i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
cobaltrose:Twenty otps [1/20]: Wolf x Scarlet | The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer “Can I ask you a question?” His eyes swept over to her. “It’s not about hacking security systems, is it?” She blinked. “Of course not.” “Then fine.”
doctorswithoutborders: MSF at TEDMED “If it’s not introduced, and it’s not accessible to people, then it’s not innovation. Medical innovation is a new tool or method that is made accessible that leads to a public health impact.” Our
putawaythefairytales:It’s not… visited, Prior. By who? It is from you, what else is it? Something else.That’s crazy. Then I’m crazy.No, you’re - Then it was an angel.It was not an - Then I’m crazy. The whole world
marniesea-deactivated20220131:Bucky Barnes would 1000000% wear cargo shorts.And Sam Wilson would absolutely hate him for it. In this Ted Talk I will-
pinestarr:you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”
natural–blues: tchaitea-hermione: thylovelylionheart: I absolutely hate it when people call sex a need. “I have needs” or “he has specific needs”—no, you have wants. Sex is a desire, not a need; otherwise nuns and monks would’ve died
I’m going to say something now and I really don’t care if it sounds mean, if you deliberately did not read the page I specifically marked “important” then you are not a follower of me or my work, just my blog.It’s easy to like something I post
froggybangbang: bijoux-et-mineraux: Quartz var. Amethyst (Cactus Quartz) from Boekenhouthoek area, Mpumalanga Province, South Africa *looks at it**looks at it some more**looks around the room*Is it… It’s it just me then? it’s not just you
theraptorwhomurderedlove: This is your daily reminder that self-indulgence can be a form of self-care. That ‘because it makes me feel better’ is a completely valid reason to do something. That if something makes you happy then it is not pointless
cozybug:be poetic. if you find the way the light falls through your window and onto your bedroom wall pretty, write about it. call it soft and golden as sunlit honey. if it makes you glad to be alive then it’s not silly. you look for the beauty of things,
theadoracleopatra: “To apply for this job, dial this number” And what the fuck then? It’s not much use giving step one without a step two. I can’t do tasks without having clear step-by-step instructions or a script.
For those wondering: If Wilson is indicted, Wilson will be arrested and officially charged. This whole indictment process is when the Grand Jury decides if there is enough evidence to go on with a trial. It isn’t the final guilty/not guilty decision.
pleasemekei: slimchocolatebeauty: I think SOME women forget that men need affection too, it’s not love if he can do for and cater to your every need but then it’s not recipocated. Give him a back massage after a long day, run him a bath, cook his
I think I’m slowly turning off men. I mean, I still love Josh, and will endeavour to spend the rest of my life with him, but I seem to have reached a point in my life where my internal monologue just goes “Oh, men? Eurgh!” Then again,
Aoba making the descriptions of Clear’s face more gay then it needs to.
you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
i was playing with this person named jakob and we finally got to get everyone except 1 guy to party with us but then i got disconnected i cry
roguemarie: this is a review of the cheesecake factory Then it’s accurate then.
norah2121: It seems like a very simple thing But it isn’t Not when she loves him Not when every thrust makes her more his girly Then it’s not simple at all
ok, so after the trip to both my psychologist & Therapist. It seems to me that I have a few (Not Major) problems First off I’m Fat er…overweight of my age/Size I’m 25 more pounds then I should have so yea I need to work out
slave624339064: Small and useless penis or male clit should always be locked in permanent chastity. Then it does not damage, does not risk new births with small useless penis and surrounding eyes do not see the misery. Significantly better locked in
erotic-nation:Fish net shirts are hot but of they are on an exquisite babe, then it like frosting on frosting.
xoxotinamari: Some would say there’s nothing sexier than seeing a woman in a man’s shirt. If you agree, then you’ll love this week’s set, White Collar, by the exceptional @dennispkelly! Head on over to xoxotinamari.com to check it out!!
poppypicklesticks: “It’s not my job to educate you” Fine then it’s not my job to care about why you are upset with me
Lol when your brain decides it’s a great time to have an anxiety over your boyfriend potentially not enjoying sex with you anymore, which is founded on nothing because he’s expressed excitement over reuniting.
Sometimes I wonder if my anxiety is something I should consult a doctor about or just keep to myself. If I make myself have it. If it’s all in my head or if it’s actually a problem. Jon told me I should see a doctor. Maybe I should. But ya
m86: turing-tested: self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times me reading this at
micdotcom: thisismyeternalsunshine: micdotcom: Watch: He actually tries to defend himself — and then she notices the ring on his finger. Guess what? If you’re on a public street then it’s not your fucking right to not be filmed. As long as
secotm: Sharks do not hunt humans, you stupid fuck. Only a handful are inherently dangerous to humans, and even then it’s not in their nature to go after humans specifically. They’re not vicious monsters on the prowl for victims.
maihorre: justbeingnamaste: We can say ‘Peace on Earth,’ we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be. -Betty Shabazz Reminds me of my consumed
figblush:be poetic. if you find the way the light falls through your window and onto your bedroom wall pretty, write about it. call it soft and golden as sunlit honey. if it makes you glad to be alive then it’s not silly. you look for the beauty of
alrightsnaps: Lemony Snicket: Dear reader, if you have just picked up this book, then it is not too late to put it back down. 10-year-old me: I think the fuck not
amargedom: ““Everything is okay in the end, if it’s not ok, then it’s not the end.”” — Unknown (via naturaekos)
I haven’t been calm since I was probably 2 and it’s reaally starting to take a toll on me
raptarion replied to your post: before making my current icon i had ma…I actually remember this being used for a few hours if I’m not mistaken. Then it was like “Pixel icon” and I thought “We not even going to mention that other icon that
haha amazon is so shitty, like you buy something with prime/2day shipping and then it takes like 4 days instead
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
slimchocolatebeauty: I think SOME women forget that men need affection too, it’s not love if he can do for and cater to your every need but then it’s not recipocated. Give him a back massage after a long day, run him a bath, cook his favorite meal,
do you ever stay up late and then you realize you’re hearing birds out of your window because it’s just THAt late and then you just
Is anyone else having trouble uploading things on here? Everytime I try, it get about half way then it comes up with error or something went wrong
So many cis gendered straight males seem to have such a fragile idea of sexual attraction–you think I’m attractive until you find out I don’t shave. Then it’s, “Oh, you’d be hot if you shaved,” or “I’d fuck you if you shaved.” Yeah?
if your partner is uncomfortable with you purchasing porn then please do not give me your money for my content
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