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This is Neela, my best friend’s girlfriend. He’s out of town for a week and we made plans to hang out. I honestly never planned for things to get this far, and having drinks was her idea, but the breast expansion and mind shrinking pills were definite
This girl is simply stunning. If I had a type then this is it - olive skin, brown eyes, beautiful face and great big puffy nipples!  I’m in love love love (again!)
This awkward and blurry snapshot is the very first photo that was ever taken of me after having been spanked. I went the first nearly FIVE YEARS that I played without wanting to document my red bottom. A lot has changed since then. This photo is nearly
This neck is just begging to be choked I’d make you beg for more than that. I’d start by throwing you to the ground and wrapping a rope around your neck. Then I put my boot on your chest to keep you on the floor while I pull back on the rope
cockyhollows:nerdygirlnoodles: joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly
This is all I want to do today……until we both cum…….then repeat.
darksilenceinsuburbia: luciferspersephone: reichenbella: bodypositivestatues: It is time for a fucking revolution. If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves. If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’
juicycxxchie: this was all i could catch of my desperate pee….i got up with an extremely full bladder and drank a bunch of water on top of that….i thought i would just pee a little for fun and then go to the bathroom but once i started i couldn’t
This site, from the MOFO network features hot girls from the Czech Republic getting picked up and paid for sex in public! If being a voyeur and watching people have sex outside and risking being caught in public, then this site is for you. The site
This started as a response to an ask about how Jasper and Lapis would explain the broken roof after the malachite fusion but then one thing led to another and angst happened - OOPSAnyways here’s the fic - no sexual moments (which’ll probably come
petitedeviant: Afternoon EroticaShort on time and always rushing, I was surprised when I realized I had subconsciously slowed my steps as I got closer to his address.I’m nervous. This dawns on me, out of character and slightly amusing, and then I notice
THIS IS AN IDOL DIET. LOL
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
vexj: cheezitslut: pulpgang: “real life doesnt have trigger warnings” imagine supermarkets taking all of the allergy warnings off of all of the foods and then being like “sorry sweetie, welcome to the real world (:” when everyone started going
moonlandingwasfaked: everyone in the notes is crying but this is so fucking funny. ‘bitched, you did’
anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some
hatingongodot: hatingongodot: an underexplored aspect of long distance relationships is the frequency with which you must say to yourself “boy i hope they’re busy or sleeping, not dead or dying” then again this really isn’t exclusive to ldr’s…
thedragonemperess:starryfictionalgirl:It writes…the pencil fucking WRITES!!! I thought this was plastic at first so I was super confused as to why OP was freaking out over the fact that it writesBut then I realizedOhIt’s the chocolate guy
trait: i had the best dream ever last night and then i woke up and wanted to cry because i knew it would never be true
unclefather: “Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?” “Yes” “It’s Grandma"
the-winnowing-wind: spielzeugkaiser: this is so messy and I debated whether I should post it or not, but then I remembered I am not a quality blog so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Awwwwwww
fabiorbatista-blog:do you see the way that tree bends? does it inspire?leaning out to catch the sun’s raysa lesson to be appliedare you getting something out of this all encompassing trip?you can spend your time alone, redigesting past regrets, ohor
helloeverybodymynameisnotsogrump: jetpack-johnny: netyuna-chan: professor-rossa: “I cried, actually. I cried. Then I said out loud, ‘This is not why I became an actor’" - Sir Ian McKellen I don’t understand … What happened? he
ratgirlstudios: Back to the Future- Doctor Who crossover. Started off as a doodle and then ended up evolving.
This kinda reminds me of a sexual dream I’ve had of Randy. I’m guessing he knocked me out with an RKO then this was the exact image I saw when I was waking up! O.o
this-artist-rushes-in: I started listening to TAZ a year ago. A year ago I drew those good boys for the very first time, in a sketchbook on a train to a convention. A lot has happened since then. Both to me and my art! I’ve met the most supportive,
thethemysciran: When people abuse healers and tanks and then wonder why so few are in duty finder.
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
elodieunderglass: flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy: elodieunderglass: flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy: I have had this on my mind for days, someone please help: Why are dogs dogs? I mean, how do we see a pug and then a husky and understand that both are dogs?
pavlovpuppy: space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well. me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:
maxcaulffield:i do hate this dlc culture in gaming though. like, companies are selling us unfinished games, charging top prices and then having us pay for the rest of the story in dlc instalments. it’s sneaky and totally bullshit
giraffepoliceforce:vnicent:otteroftheworld:My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.how does. how does this happen.
This cute dork. This is the only dance move in the song. Just sudden spontaneous twirling. I love it.
This book is like 99% silliness and then this one page making me sad.
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salvatoreharan: The death of Anton Yelchin is really fucking me up. He was so young. He was an artist. He was on the rise. Then boom, he is just done. That’s it. 27 years of building up are gone in an instant. He didn’t deserve that. 2016 needs
killbenedictcumberbatch: i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did
where all the fem!mink and fem!koujaku at what the fuck is this.
there was a squid party happening but there was this one lone inkbrush on the other team who was off doing sth else but then they came back with their special and killed everyone like wow okay r00dit’s okay tho i avenged them with a highly unnecessary
tillerboomin: tillerboomin: tillerboomin: LL Cool J Feat. Total - Loungin’ (Who Do Ya Luv) this is going to be my jam all summer. If I shall die , I’m going to go out feeling like the 90’s. Imma ask the DJ to play this then enter the cookout
ebmoiadiraz: lenabeanss: heyauntieeee: M’Baku’s fuckin ass tell me I’m wrong @femboithecleric if you find it babe send them my way until then 🤣🤣 I need this gas in my life
drinkyourfuckingmilk: I AM SO SORRY LOVELY I was set on actually seriously drawing this and then I blacked out for a few hours and when I woke up this had happened but honestly I will draw you some legit RivaMika soon, I’m just a dumb old asshole today
stayuptoseethedawn: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!
homogayhorse: ask-gallows-callibrator: silverwing26: I was upset, and then delighted. IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY
3liza:a while back, ghostbong bought a very cheap, very used Roomba from craigslist. ”so, you’re going to ‘hack’ this, right?” said the man at the parking lot rendezvous. but we just wanted a vacuum. since then, the addition of the word
brainlicking: And then the rest of the day was spent with everyone taking shifts in stopping Vos from biting as many things as he can! Except for Helex who was a terrible enabler This comic is entirely self indulgent and drove me absolutely mad while
lavalamp-of-epicness: I thought about this all day today and I just wanted to let it out in comic form (becoming longer then I originally thought it would be). So, I doodled it up really quickly. also, the thrilling conclusion:
harveyjames: lovelyrosebun: hikenbakuzan: crimson-blade-cosplay: deliveryxiao: NO WAY LMAO Omfg I’M DONE Yesssssss For five years now my tumblr has been strictly news about my work and upcoming projects and then someone made this
xmits:hecallsmepineappleprincess:hdeeeezy:90sjamz: This gave me high expectations on what my cardboard box house would look like inside. I guess I needed a bigger imagination then. yo, my childhood tho how dare you hit me with the feels I can’t
this gave me seven simultaneous heart attacks
nikoniko808: nikoniko808: so I was at a restaurant the other night and I was looking at the monitors that displayed specials for desserts, meals, and winners of contests and then I see this wait is that ASAMI SHES THE WINNER FOR A YEAR SUPPLY
tytoon: ivynajspyder: cicerosaidwhatnow: snakeeaters: gakujin: (via 【拡散】大勢の人にこの事実を知って欲しい【ニシキヘビ】… on Twitpic) I reblogged this just a short time ago, but then my boyfriend decided to do a quick
dashdrive: this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
I was tagged in one of these again by dauqhter “You can tell a lot about someone by the music they listen to. Shuffle your music and write down the first 10 songs. Then pass this onto 10 people.” Dead Souls - Joy Division Chamber of Reflection -
princessbubblgum: graymaven: princessbubblgum: at disneyland there’s this thor meet and greet thing and he does this whole spiel about how there’s only ONE WHO CAN PICK UP MJOLNIR and he challenged ANYONE IN THE CROWD TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT and then
viewsfromthe7even: denise-huxxtable: huntingvoldemortinamobilelibrary: if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today And this is why when you see a post empowering and
donvex: that-stupid-tardis-sound: y’all keep saying that 2012 being the end of the world was a hoax but has any year since then actually felt real??? Please don’t do this.
hungwy: friska-freak: nogirlfriend: *spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness* in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece In
suprchnk: girls never let you look at their face for a long time. it’s always “why are you looking at me like that?” cause you have a nice face that i enjoy looking at. then they wanna hide it, like what are you doing? this is not how this is
this just in: weiss schnee sends nudes to blake belladonna via carrier monkey kid
