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kris10nicole330: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked
And then again, what's the point anyway?
the-guard-fireblast: theolice: randomeister: lohrak: capricieus: clockworksexual: andeatthemeek: tovalholl: win win win Oh my fuck #and suddenly all those hail satan posts are not as hilarious ;_; i love u satan IM GONNA PEE WELL THEN this
celttabikat: tofu93: by Bitter-Cherry. This is really true, I really am utterly amazed at the amount of people that view artists as “something not human”, almost as if we were machines. Then attack and become absolutely horrid because we won’t
mrs-orange: #Imagine hanging around after school being grumpy and you walk along the street kicking little stones wishing something good would happen to you anything that’ll brighten your day #and then there’s this nice guy smiling and waving at
atryl: slugbox: bukibun: OKAY THEN… Actually footage of me being made love to: *sigh* I’m okay with this :D
buzzfeedanimals: buzzfeed: Yesterday, we hired Grumpy Cat as an editor and then we had an Employee Of The Month party for her, but she wasn’t really into it. Oh, Grumpy.
ariyous-dusk: juriyashoh: leifal: gaughn: irontayguh: Tech Gore - Nintendo Edition so i gasped… and then my mouth started just hanging open… and it kinda still is D’:
sacrificialanxiety: thehighlandponyartist: flashsentryanswers: keinzantezuken: Equestria Girls Ending Scene—by CrimsonBugEyepfft haha Oh my god! I am dying! xD This is the best! I was about to be upset but then I wasn’t anymore FUCKING PERFECTYES
rainbowflash64: teenage-bubble-berry: if this hasn’t been done yet then I did it you’re welcome :D
pocketchina: My sister sent me a link to a Doof Daily, a thing that Disney is doing on youtube where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is talking about internet acronyms and he has made up his own and one of them is rihnihtwgimhf which I think is pretty long but then
saziskylion: miss-azura: yuki-mekishiko: miss-azura: vr-trakowski: internet-savvy: you arent human In some circles this is known as S&Ms. Better yet: buy a pack of M&M’s, eat it all up and refill them with Skittles, then offer the
fancysuperexcellent: rokujuukyu: If someone asks you to be considerate and you tell them you didn’t do anything then you pretty much look like this This is perfect.I would just add that trying to explain to someone that “the thing i just said isn’t
appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
a-muser-in-a-trench-coat: osamah: PRESS J AND THEN SHIFT R
tarukai788: greenpostcards: valkania: Russian art student Peter Pavlesnkiy wrapped himself in barbed wire. The confused policemen attempted to untangle and remove him from the public square — first by putting a blanket to hide the horror, then with
artdumpling: warbalist: Single vs. Relationship by Caldwell Tanner Yup. Let’s watch Breaking Bad and then pass out!
fitandhealthyforlifee: friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon: Two MSU basketball players raped a woman in the dorms then one admitted to it. Their only consequence was that they had to move out of the dorms. This picture is of me and one other woman holding
shadogal94: dreamerofderse: so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool” but then you flip it over and it looks like it has fucking wordart on it They literally fucking used WordArt
gl-am-ou-r: darecrowavis: I had to watch this like twelve times That guy stole their bag or something, so he turns the corner and changes his outfit and pulls out a basketball, then pretends to be a bystander to mislead the people chasing after him
randyliedtke: Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
lychgate: harrypotterfreak333: When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room… AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
hussiempreg: i was trying to make a gif but then i combined it with the other one i was working on by mistake and this was the result
intellectual-tipster: So by my house is an ice cream place called ChillN. It makes ice cream that’s frozen using LIQUID NITROGEN! So they get the base - ice cream or frozen yogurt - and then they add the flavor (say you order Nutella ice cream, they
hyyy-errr: rxdicvl: dichotomization: On June 11th 1963, Thích Quảng Đức, a Vietnamese Buddhist monk, sat down in the middle of a busy intersection in Saigon, covered himself in gasoline and he then ignited a match, and set himself on fire. Đức
walkingdeadites: steveholtvstheuniverse: every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment #that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter
thegirldetective: jellydraws: and here it is. my 24 hour comic took 22 hours. and then a little longer for some edits but. I’ve still got another hour till my 24 is officially up, and I’m definitely gonna be snoozing. For having no planning except
ravioli-ravioli-i-kill-titanoli: THIS ANIME IS SO SERIOUS AND THEN
kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
im-just-bad-at-metaphors: magicalkingdomofdisney: itsthefangirlwholived: brookeeverdeen: when you get your period at school Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know Make one wrong move and then the blood will show Let it flow, let it flow, can’t
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking
yeahilovebeinpurple: marmarbinks3: I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
timelordgifs: - There’s an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power and wisdom, and consolation to the soul in times of need. - What’s that, then?
strangely-poetic: strangely-poetic: PLEASE READ, POSSIBLE VIRUS GOING AROUND Okay, so this is the 2nd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then
dogscan: Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then
solluxcraptor: “you’re too cute to be single!” then date me
houseofalexzander: Lustrous. A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?” I responded,
iraffiruse: Technology then and now
holothewolf-x: if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight
anidragon: sizvideos: How Gamers Eat Their Food - Video Meanwhile, Mass Effect makes the horse cry, then drinks their tears.
wikdsushi: thefandomtolllbooth: antoinetriplett: jolivet: spaceman-v-spiff: nescientes: novacayyn: carry-on-my-otp: If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you l tried really hard
maxwellpuckett: thefrogman: lifehackable: More Daily Life Hacks Here I really hope someone sees this and tells their history teacher they are being illegally detained after the bell. Then the history teacher will hold that person after class and
idonegaffedit: i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re
pastel-chaos: OH god this looks like animal crossing i guess this is a crossover then..? this will probably be the last bit of fanart so have fun with the fandom!!
tentakrule: braingremlin: cellotherapy: this is sooooooo stupid do you just get a blank disc that says “no game” that or a 10-minute loading screen then a message that says “please pay ร.99 to unlock the main menu”
the-dragons-thoughts: Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile,
atop-the-treetop: sizvideos: Video This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.
senashenta: fiction-vs-reality13: This is what it should mean to be a police officer. Everyone deserves to feel safe and protected, no matter their skin tone or cultural background. If the officers currently serving aren’t like this, then something
petitpotato: Every now and then I need to remind myself of this. We all can be that other person.
neonstreaksns: fabulips: why he hug me and then it swam behind him and bit him square in the ass.
barfingunicorn: 823-hauntingconman: capnskull: the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a
sucymemebabaran: felixlyons: ive been looking for this so long they should totally do this but then have a “halflif” pop up next to the E afterwards
cognitivevariance: did-you-kno: The Tone Analyzer is a website that lets you enter text, and then uses linguistic analysis to detect your social and emotional tone.Now you guys can sound nicer when you send me messages.Source OK BUT WAITNOW people
eridone: when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first
nowyoukno: tone-analyzer-demo.mybluemix.net the tone analyzer is a website that lets you enter text, and then uses linguistic analysis to detect your social and emotional tone. spreeder.com train yourself to be a speed reader. dafont.com download
uberchain: “Oh! Another quest finished then, Sir Heavy? Well done! Erm, do spare me a moment for thine reward, complete with mine apologies - many more men desire to finish their own quests, lest they fail only days from this very night.” Make sure
micdotcom: 7 more cities are changing “Columbus Day” to “Indigenous People’s Day” Seattle and Minneapolis were the first two cities to do so in October 2014. Since then, seven more cities — including Lawrence, Kansas, on Tuesday, and Portland,
